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@izzygnosis.bsky.social
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she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew ummmmandy.tumblr.com

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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 18h
I think I’m a lil sunburnt from Tuesday
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately I need all my friends to see this since we’re similar freaks: www.worldmarket.com/p/professor-...
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I paid a deposit 🙃
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My regular Indian restaurant disappointed me today
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When a tattoo artist I like has an opening at noon Saturday
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Hand Flex: Clenched Fist to Open Hand
ALT: Hand Flex: Clenched Fist to Open Hand
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I want another edible." "Do you want a capri sun?" "AN EDIBLE AND A CAPRI SUN WOULD FIX ME"
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing better than the Chinese food in your hometown from the barely functioning plaza
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mom: your brother is sick, let me put a sheet down so he can lay down Me: Awh buddy you’re sick? GO BACK TO YOUR OWN HOUSE
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long weekend with the family is feeling long
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These are annoyingly satisfying
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basic bitch Krillion #82 🦐 220 🦑🐟🐟🫧🐟🐟🐟
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes when my parents interact I’m like “actually you’re perfect for each other…I’m glad you’re separated.”
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m realizing when I’m with people who don’t stop talking I’m SILENT and when it’s silent my brain is like “well now you gotta fill the silence.” Anyway this is about my parents
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made money at the casino, all in all a productive weekend
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re both into this
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Visiting our niblings
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the average mind cannot comprehend the stuck back in a small town experience (going to Walmart for something to do)
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Stinky Cheese Man" book cover and picture of the Stinky Cheese Man who looks like Jupiter in quoted post, with bacon mouth and olive eyes that resemble the swirling clouds
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“It’s worth sticking around, you might ruin someone’s day.” “My philosophy in life.”
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smash
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My throat is sore, hopefully this is a fluke
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Spongebob Squarepants Begging
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Begging
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*me at the hometown steakhouse* Me: hey can you ask the chef if his favorite ex-girlfriend can pop in? Waitress: sure! *comes back* he said shorter blond hair, maybe named Liz? Me: sounds about right
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoooome
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Admiring this spiderweb in my dads living room
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We accidentally ended up at Oktoberfest
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the reasons Dracula works and is good is cause it’s about every single middle-class British neurosis and paranoia AT ONCE
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Had to sweep the kitchen because Amanda and I are disgusting little pastry gremlins
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Was this a good deal and delicious? Yes. Is this an absolutely unhinged amount of pastry for Amanda and I to have laying around the house? Also yes.
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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dr. hazel 🕸️🕷️ @hazelmonforton.com · 24/11/2025
Thanks! Thanks so much! Thanks for reaching out! Can't wait to connect! Can't wait to hear more! Looking forward to our conversation! Looking forward to hearing from you! Let me know! Let me know if this works for you! Let me know if this works for your schedule! Let me know when you're available!
The dad from Coraline, sitting at his computer and looking like the most tired and disheveled person who has ever existed.
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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erin balconyskeletons @balconyskeletons.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Half the point of dude athlete romances is the forbidden love / overcoming shame! The fact that women's sports has so many out gays makes it functionally a different subgenre even before you get to the genders. Those same themes play real different in their respective contexts.
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know I’ll always be emo in my heart of hearts because I still think Klaus’s tattoos fuck
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
[pink pony club] 🎵 Joyce Carol Oates She’s gonna keep on posting ‘cause she’s Joyce Carol Oates 🎵
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
until chicago pope i don’t think i ever truly understood that the pope is like a guy
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Connor @merchantofvice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Also we already have a straight hockey show. From the OTHER creator of Letterkenny
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c0nc0rdance @c0nc0rdance.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Omigod, this is the most heartwarming story possible! Backpack (bear 89) is the son of the 2019 winner of Fat Bear Week, Holly (bear 435). In 2007, he injured his foot & a practice of riding on momma's Holly's back had a new meaning: he was mobility-restricted while it healed. So Holly moved him.
From DISCVR blog's Facebook page, a momma bear & a yearling cub on her back in the shallow water.  I think the background has been swapped out, and I can't rule out some AI use there?  God, Facebook has become the social media for AI slop : (

The title of the article, which I link below, is "How Bear 89 earned the name Backpack"
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
initially I was not sure about it because *gestures generally* and also Mike Trapp, who I was like "eh he's kind of smug" and liz was like, Amanda, you are the SAME PERSON then we watched a few eps and I kept saying the exact same things as Trapp and I was like "I cannot beat these allegations"
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Amanda was a Dropout hater (entirely valid, as a family we’re not “improv” people and don’t enjoy cringe things) but now that I’ve seen so many shows I’m like NO you will enjoy this specific show or this specific episode because I’ve weeded out the bad things
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Absolutely basic bitch energy Krillion #74 🦐 180 🐟🐟🐟🫧🦑🫧🫧
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy Saturday
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
My filling out every Lego survey: your employees are gods among men, product availability 8/10
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hike before the storm
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 26/09/2026
queen victoria told me the northwest passage keeps eating her poorly planned expeditions so i asked how many expeditions she has and she said she just goes to the royal academy and gets a new afterwards so i said it sounds like shes just feeding ships to the ice and then prince albert started crying
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s FALL
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Dylan, Spooky Jukebox @lateknightradio.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Game of Thrones over Shogun/Andor/Chernobyl? Be serious. (I love these lists. I love low stakes arguments)
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Rewatching The Good Place and this is still one of my all-time favorite compliments Also Jason Mendoza / Manny Jacinto all-time character
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
me and Liz have been watching so many Dressmaker videos I'm about to buy the game and put it in the apartment splitwise
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
"That's my personality!" Sometimes she's a dog who needs a job, and sometimes she's a cat watching a fly on the wall."
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