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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck?

@izzygnosis.bsky.social
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she/her. mid-30’s. somehow straight. upstate NY. magpie hedgewitch vibes. connoisseur of shitpost poetry. inconvenient bureaucrat. maximalist clutterbitch. icon picrew ummmmandy.tumblr.com

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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 5h
Strong start, weak ass finish Krillion #88 🦐 195 🦑🏮🫧🫧🫧🫧🫧
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 18h
Incredibly awkward places to take photos of but we’ve got 2crows and a calla lily.
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 20h
Our dirty mirror starring Amanda’s blue hair and toothpaste splatter
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 20h
Did she get two tattoos or is she on a 72 hour psychiatric hold
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
WOODS
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Brutal Krillion #87 🦐 170 🦑🫧🦑🫧🫧🫧🫧
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Doctored up a can of biscuits into fake cheddar bay and it was an excelllllent idea
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
liz, evilly, sagely: you can have hawaiian oktoberfest or you can have chowderfest, you can't have both
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I really like making mundane rooms
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m annoyed at some of the answers they wouldn’t take and also I wouldn’t be able to answer category 3 in a million years Krillion #86 🦐 110 🫧🐟⬛🫧🐟🐟⬛
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think I’m a lil sunburnt from Tuesday
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So weak today Krillion #85 🦐 210 🫧🦑🐟🫧🫧🦑🐟
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Unfortunately I need all my friends to see this since we’re similar freaks: www.worldmarket.com/p/professor-...
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I paid a deposit 🙃
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
My regular Indian restaurant disappointed me today
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
When a tattoo artist I like has an opening at noon Saturday
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Hand Flex: Clenched Fist to Open Hand
ALT: Hand Flex: Clenched Fist to Open Hand
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Redemption Krillion #84 🦐 335 🐟🦑🏮🫧🐟🦑🦑
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Noooooooo
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Spelling really working against me on the last question Krillion #83 🦐 195 🫧🫧🏮🐟🐟🐟⬛
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"I want another edible." "Do you want a capri sun?" "AN EDIBLE AND A CAPRI SUN WOULD FIX ME"
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh been empty for many years
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That vegetarian life
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nothing better than the Chinese food in your hometown from the barely functioning plaza
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Mom: your brother is sick, let me put a sheet down so he can lay down Me: Awh buddy you’re sick? GO BACK TO YOUR OWN HOUSE
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Long weekend with the family is feeling long
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
These are annoyingly satisfying
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Basic bitch Krillion #82 🦐 220 🦑🐟🐟🫧🐟🐟🐟
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sometimes when my parents interact I’m like “actually you’re perfect for each other…I’m glad you’re separated.”
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I’m realizing when I’m with people who don’t stop talking I’m SILENT and when it’s silent my brain is like “well now you gotta fill the silence.” Anyway this is about my parents
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I made money at the casino, all in all a productive weekend
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
We’re both into this
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Evil son
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Amanda won the popularity contest
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Visiting our niblings
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sparkling homunculus @1001cranes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the average mind cannot comprehend the stuck back in a small town experience (going to Walmart for something to do)
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Amy Rae Hill @amyraehill.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"The Stinky Cheese Man" book cover and picture of the Stinky Cheese Man who looks like Jupiter in quoted post, with bacon mouth and olive eyes that resemble the swirling clouds
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean we both agree this is Max’s fault right. Right.
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“It’s worth sticking around, you might ruin someone’s day.” “My philosophy in life.”
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I know it’s not special and unique to say this but why are they always hot in a line-up
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Smash
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My throat is sore, hopefully this is a fluke
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Spongebob Squarepants Begging
ALT: Spongebob Squarepants Begging
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*I go back in the kitchen* Ex: she mentioned an ex and I said “the one who gives the best blowjobs?” Me: I think you’re joking but that would genuinely be a nice compliment so you’re welcome to tell people that
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*me at the hometown steakhouse* Me: hey can you ask the chef if his favorite ex-girlfriend can pop in? Waitress: sure! *comes back* he said shorter blond hair, maybe named Liz? Me: sounds about right
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hoooome
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Admiring this spiderweb in my dads living room
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We accidentally ended up at Oktoberfest
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John Leavitt @leavittalone.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the reasons Dracula works and is good is cause it’s about every single middle-class British neurosis and paranoia AT ONCE
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hey liz, what in the immortal fuck? @izzygnosis.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have a post office at work so could very easily mail this for you too
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