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dash. white ashkenazi jew / 30s / nb lesbian

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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god 3m vinyl stinks so loud
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate when the Dread Quotient of a story gets too high
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 28/09/2026
Ghosties 👻 #art #pokemon
illustration of some ghost pokemon featuring ceruledge, gengar, litwick, mimikyu, chandelure, duskull, and not a ghost but pikachu
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever have a headache in your dream and then you wake up with it
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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m @mjjii.com · 23/09/2026
digital art. chicken on her way somewhere. she does not look happy to be seen. staring at the viewer
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
forgot to mention. i foisted off the earl grey tin to the cute girl that works in the campus store when she dropped off shirts today because i remembered her saying it was her favorite and i wasn't looking forward to forcing myself to drink it. she was very happy
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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
Image of Sean Manaea wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
review of the Paris blend sample tea i got with my order: i wish i got a tin of this instead of the earl grey. it's lovely. lightly fruity caramel black tea that's just delicate and smooth and delicious with just a little sugar. might buy more of it tbh.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this fins-niners game is straight up depressing. stop stop he's already dead etc
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i would take five times more liberty bibberty ads over the polymarket and kalshi ads. and i hate that weird yellow freak.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 18/09/2026
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this pumpkin spice rooibos is truly my favorite tea ever
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hum dunkin @humdunkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
holy shit. please be okay young.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
review of the sample of the raspberry herbal tea that came with my order: smells amazing, almost a bit like wine. having it with honey because it's very tart, and it's quite yummy. probably not in my top five picks but it's still nice
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jesus fucking christ that thunder
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this ugly ass game 😭
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 16/09/2026
That's ballgame.
The ball hitting the heel of AJ Ewing's gloveAJ Ewing looking like he is bracing for impact
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
one thing the mets are gonna do is strand runners on base
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treacherous deathcat @diablerie.gay · 15/09/2026
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greggy @greggy.org · 15/06/2026
a beautiful white horse on an overcast beach trotting towards a bottle of Wild Horse wine photoshopped to look as though it's huge and in the distance. the caption says "It's Wine O'Horse Somewhere". it's very fuzzy and blurred.
I made this a couple years ago and dont remember the context or anything
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
heart: the city beneath looks like it fucks so hard
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
the dolphins are even more disappointing then the mets
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ます本なつみ(masu) @masumasu8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
ニワトリたち
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
recently discovered my tits are bigger than g cup these days. that's something
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
cygames advertisement during the ball game ⁉️
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
soto, as always, is a jobbing bum
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
i genuinely don't remember the last time i used my headset. i mean not that that means much considering my memory. but still.
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Shady Inference 🌫️ @blot.city · 11/09/2025
Good news, you don't have to imagine www.truegamer.net/SA_911/911%2...
Something awful forums 9/11 thread
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
keep dreaming about a video game. every night i unlock a new weapon or area. sometimes i mess around in the character/avatar customization
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
A woman says "it's weird how 9/11 became a national holiday." Another woman, aghast, says "Oh No! That means..." We see Jack Skellington in the woods beyond Halloweentown approaching a tree with doors shaped like the World Trade Center. He emerges from an airplane bathroom in front of a bunch of terrified passengers and says "what's this?" We see the plane about to crash into tower one. Jack once again asks "what's this?"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
review of looseleaf mango black tea: smells amazing, but without sweetener, the taste is disappointing imo. added some honey and it turned into a lovely black tea with strong mango tones but a little cloying, so i'm gonna try regular splenda next time and see where that takes it
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
tea delivery today btw. more of the pumpkin spice i love but have been a little sparing towards because of its limited supply until now, the ny public library blend (black tea with mango and orange), and putting a toe into the waters of loose leaf tea with some earl grey and mango black teas
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
just cackling about this second inning for the mets. six runs! so far!
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
every day i take a nap and wake up disoriented at 5:30 thinking it's AM and i slept through the night
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Erin Returns!! @woodaba.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
OBJECTIVELY the funniest screenshot in any nintendo direct im dying
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
if i was alcantara i'd be crashing out right now. first pitch homer, walked the next two, then a three run homer off soto next inning? pull me out coach i'm about to start crying
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
i hate this car. i hate this car. i hate this car.
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Houseplants in Videogames @houseplantsinvg.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Cesar Millan's Dog Whisperer (2008, PC)
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
i wish i was not so isolated. sucks
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
"oh no, soto is scary, let's just walk him" bo bichette on deck: smiles
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Bearhat @fussybabybit.ch · 04/09/2026
the american dream is to be struck by a car in a nonfatal way that generates a life-changing amount of financial compensation
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
feel bad for tugboat but this is incredible content
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