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@itwasdash.bsky.social
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dash. white ashkenazi jew / 30s / nb lesbian

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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 9h
uh oh. dizzy
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 9h
Screen shot from a YouTube video by someone named MEpearl, an older woman with short hair wearing a red long sleeve shirt and a dark floral scarf. She sits before a wall of books, though it may be a photograph of a wall of books, but the important detail is that in her lap is a beautiful possum, and that possum is eating from a plate of fruit on the table before them. The title of this video is “is your possum a narcissist.” It has 31k views and was posted 5 days ago.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they weren't lying that vaccine do be arm hurt
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lmao the rescinded touchdown for clemson. get fucked
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
anyway my family is like in love with this tea and how it smells. everytime i make some they're like. oh that smells so good. you made some again? it smells so good
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
going to rat!
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i bought this
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
woke up with the same headache from yesterday so i drank a health potion (blue Gatorade) and took a max revive (two Excedrin)
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
didn't realize i literally deleted the sentence about adding milk and sugar. whatever you get it
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
check out what doorman bought
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i need someone to use my back like a trampoline
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i have such a fucking headache
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
boss had an emergency so i came back to finish this job. the machine will not stop jamming so i'm going to kill myself
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
check out what the doorman bought
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
costco had my favorite tea brand stocked in store for the holidays with some hot cinnamon spice tea at literally half the price from online so we got some and. it's like drinking a red hot. it's so good. it was sweet already i just like more but the creaminess really brings it up a notch
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
god 3m vinyl stinks so loud
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olyester 🌼 @cco00oo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
on sale
A digital painting of Leafeon

A leafeon naps in a basket of peppers at a produce stand bathed in sunlight. Partly eaten peppers sits nearby, while the price tag has been replaced with a half-off label: "leftovers" They're a bargain, so pepper stir-fry it is tonight. Now then... let's make sure we don't wake the little sleeper
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
i hate when the Dread Quotient of a story gets too high
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Norin 🦈 🔜 Nycc 3679? @mahoukarp.com · 28/09/2026
Ghosties 👻 #art #pokemon
illustration of some ghost pokemon featuring ceruledge, gengar, litwick, mimikyu, chandelure, duskull, and not a ghost but pikachu
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
wouldn't recommend
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you ever have a headache in your dream and then you wake up with it
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you better snake up ooh ooh ooooh cause i need those fangs (i need those fangs) who can keep me paralyzed
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
multiplying...
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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m @mjjii.com · 23/09/2026
digital art. chicken on her way somewhere. she does not look happy to be seen. staring at the viewer
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i'm a little bummed not because i regret giving it to her or whatever but because that's a whole tin of tea that i don't get to choose from in the mornings. i like #myteaoptions
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
forgot to mention. i foisted off the earl grey tin to the cute girl that works in the campus store when she dropped off shirts today because i remembered her saying it was her favorite and i wasn't looking forward to forcing myself to drink it. she was very happy
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Ben Krimmel @benkrimmel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Sean Manaea is wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt after pitching six solid innings to beat the Texas Rangers, the MLB's only team without a Pride night. Perhaps coincidence, perhaps not.
Image of Sean Manaea wearing a "New York Is Love" Mets Pride shirt.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
review of the Paris blend sample tea i got with my order: i wish i got a tin of this instead of the earl grey. it's lovely. lightly fruity caramel black tea that's just delicate and smooth and delicious with just a little sugar. might buy more of it tbh.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
my god the boys did it. they made a touchdown. there's only two minutes left in the game but they did it
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this fins-niners game is straight up depressing. stop stop he's already dead etc
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ACARS Drama @acarsdrama.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Air to Ground Message: SO A SHRMP ISNT A FISH Area: Watsonville, CA, USA Type: Embraer 175 (Enhanced Wing) A: #a0c5aac23c6 F: #f916aea2a51
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Gangstalker Frampt @sweater-puppy.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Every time I ask or Google something and they try to answer with AI this flashes in my mind
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
i would take five times more liberty bibberty ads over the polymarket and kalshi ads. and i hate that weird yellow freak.
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 18/09/2026
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this pumpkin spice rooibos is truly my favorite tea ever
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hum dunkin @humdunkin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh jesus they put vientos on first. think that's a wrap ladies and theydies
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
holy shit. please be okay young.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
review of the sample of the raspberry herbal tea that came with my order: smells amazing, almost a bit like wine. having it with honey because it's very tart, and it's quite yummy. probably not in my top five picks but it's still nice
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
jesus fucking christ that thunder
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this ugly ass game 😭
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 16/09/2026
That's ballgame.
The ball hitting the heel of AJ Ewing's gloveAJ Ewing looking like he is bracing for impact
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
in the wise words of my father: "whaddayou gonna do. it's the mets."
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
NOOOOO EWING MY BOYYYY 😭
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
no save the day from benge 😔
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
oh they walked him. fine. bichette hit that goddamn ball
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
soto you jobbing bum ass motherfucker if you don't smash this goddamn ball
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