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dash. white ashkenazi jew / 30s / nb lesbian

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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
happy birthdayyyyy
drakengard "happy" birthday cake
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
great news everyone
Tonight
The Suicide has been cancelled
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
genuinely kill yourself you stupid fucks
amd adrenalin bug report tool popup that shows up after three minutes of trying to load my save file in starfield that says:
AMD software detected that a driver timeout has occurred on your system. An issue report has been created that can be sent to AMD to help us improve our software. Would you like to report this issue?
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
talking to the gf about porn
the school of Athens painting by raphael that's been memed everywhere as shorthand for deep discussion
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
drakengard "happy" birthday cake
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
a green Swiffer that i put emoji eyes and a broken heart over and then drew sad eyebrows and a frown on
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
this is my trunk spider. love them keep up the good work
gossamer thin web with tiny little spider holding on for dear life in the wind, surrounded by cocooned bugs it caught, over my black car's model name (rogue)
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
WHAT IF Slenderman HAD WHATSAPP 😂😂😂
Collect my pages
Collect my pages
Collect my 8 pages
I NEED you to collect my pages
COLLECT my pages
Collect my pages
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
oh shit
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
ant with bindle
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
come to citifield in the next five hours for an asskicking
shot of the baseball field at citifield stadium with mets warming up
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
hi. what
naruto flavored mets jersey????
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
gabriel gundacker guy who likes music
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
yeah way
raph chestang dressed like a doctor making a :T face from the pitt wiki
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
a frantic beardsley is trying to convince someone in a position of vampiric authority that the chaos unfolding is actually fine by saying "Uh, it's a Banksy!" in echo of Lou's character minutes agobrennan: He is going to punch you in the throat as hard as he can.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
emily laughing so hard she's basically crying as she says "and try to swallow the (Tomahawk) missile"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
so this is an episode i'm going to be watching closely. sorry.
shot of the side of the table with zac, emily, and lou. zac is watching attentively, emily is putting down her notes, and lou is taking a drink from his mug. zac is wearing a short sleeved crimson button up shirt over a white tshirt, lou appears to be wearing a black denim jacket, and emily is wearing a Very cleavage plaid peasant blouse with ruffle trim and a choker. there's some shit on the table and Brennan's caption is saying 'monsters' in a silly way too but idk ain't nobody looking at that damn zebra
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
happy birthday 👍
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
i can't breathe
shot of aabria and brennan, with katie's hands moving back off screen after placing a gaudy frilly pink medal with a smiling circle with legs that says MR QUESTIONS directly over brennan's face. jasmine says "oh. wow." as she's laughing. aabria can't seem to believe her eyes
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
CRYING
katie pulling out a large, fancy character statueflashback to critical role and matt as a dm pulling out the exact same statue to his playersshot of matt and jasmine looking at the statue. jasmine is smiling while matt looks bewildered.
jasmine: okay. 
matt: How did you even get that?
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
almost shot matzah out of my nose at this. off to a great start
katie marovitch, in her full dragon master elf getup in the blue/pink shaded dome, pointing at matt mercer as she says "Found out your name is not Mark."
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I FUCKING MISSED IT BY ONE.
my car's odometer reading 69,421 miles and the current trip miles reading 70.8
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
but she's so pretty
quiet laurel lit from behind by a tower of light with a background of stars. she's a tall bunny girl with light brown skin, blue and pink hair in a ponytail with a side swoop bang, and tall fluffy ears, wearing a sleeveless black top, black pants with a brown belt + side pouch, a flower crown of black flowers, and fingerless black gloves with brassy embellished bracers over them. her black and gold spear is on her back. she also has a black eyepatch over her left eye, the one covered by the bang. also her left ring finger has a huge diamond because she's married
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
sighs
the final fantasy xiv launcher screen for the dawntrail expansion currently downloading everything i've missed since i stopped playing in 2024. time remaining is "approximately 500 minutes" while the progress bar is at 815.69mb/135235.74mb and the dl speed is 8.10mb/s. it's gonna be a while.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
sad ant with bindle meme with text overwriting text. "how it feels (to be an ant carrying a stick with a bag on it)"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
this is crazy
south Florida weather app right now: 42F that feels like 25F. H:63 L:41
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
happy new year
funny cat face distorted through a coffee pot of water
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
the moment you've all been waiting for. challenged myself to do a hotel only in shades of green with all the amenities. over 50 photos because i'm insane imgur.com/a/green-hote...
front view of three-storey green hotel. the windows are kind of fucky but it's fine. lots of solar panels on the roofinside at the reception desk looking towards the rest of the common area. lounge has a computer and a tv before the elevators. smiling kitty cafefrom inside the rec area next to the pool. hot tub and hotel bar. very fucking greentop down view of the second floor from the back. arcade in the top right, conjoined suites below, little vending area and laundry room in the middle, separated suites on the left.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Anonymous
>I find it cute and fuckable
You have some problems.

Anonymous
You look cute and fuckable too.

Anonymous
I am. That's not relevant right now though.
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
they sucked but whatever
three terrible fried oreos. pretty soggy but they tasted okay
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
lucky shot this afternoon #birds #mockingbird
a northern mockingbird in flight as shot from below, wings fully extended
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
brennan gesturing to ally - who had previously claimed that susan sarandon had a trans son and asked for a "moment of silence" out of "joy", followed by a "moment of smiles" of all of them donning silent frozen rictus grins - and informing everyone that the crew has checked and susan sarandon does not in fact have a trans son. "So from Lore, Susan Sarandon does not have a trans son."shot of murph, siobhan and beardsley. murph is face down on the table as siobhan cracks the fuck up and ally is sort of shrugging/pleading and requesting "Will you please Google 'Who has a trans son'?"brennan open-mouthed guffawing, while in the foreground murph is still facedown on the table and lou is standing and folding over the table laughingshot of zac, emily, and lou as brennan disbelievingly asks "What do you want me to Google?" zac is folded over the table almost entirely while laughing, emily is cackling and pointing at ally, while lou is braced against the table and coughing so fucking hard from laughing
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
a moment of smiles, please.
after describing how the moment of silence was for "joy" beardsley then goes "a moment of smiles, please."murph, siobhan, and ally smiling. murph looks incredibly confused, siobhan is smiling nicely, and ally is smiling politelyshot of zac, emily, and lou smiling. zac is smiling like :] while emily is grinning and trying not to break, and lou is half a second from losing it completely
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i wish i could clip this entire bit.
shot of murph, siobhan, and beardsley. after lou reveals that susan sarandon in james and the giant peach freaked him out, ally says "I think Susan Sarandon has a trans son."brennan off screen: "That's cool"
ally with their hands politely folded: "Moment of silence, please."shot of zac, emily, and lou laughing. zac is making a very surprised bewildered expression, emily is immediately cracking up, and lou is standing and folded over the table laughing
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
i love being smart and right
emily finding out ludmila is the queen of zern
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
lots of #fungifriends today
clusters of wide, thin yellow-white mushroom caps in grass on the side of a roadclose up of cluster of same mushrooms. the edges are sort of scored or ridgedshot from above of same mushrooms. the edges are almost ridged, while the flesh is tearing in star shapes at the center to reveal darker brown beneath. some Mexican clover is scattered around them
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
i fuckin finished it dude
a fully assembled little magic shop storefront full of cabinets and display cases of scrolls and gems and jars of things and other magical accoutrement
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
zac, emily, and lou at the table. all three have paper bags on top of their heads in some way - zac has managed to split his in a way that covers the top half of his face like an emo helmet, emily's is crumpled on top of her head like a tiara made of garbage, and lou's is somehow standing completely vertical upside down in a way that shows that the bag has the word FARTS on the front in big black marker. lou also has a sign around his neck over his shirt that says "Do not feed me aioli no matter what I say". emily with a straight face asks "Right, but is the T-Rex wearing panties?"
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
murph holding a sunflower wand, siobhan blowing into a paper bag, and ally holding a bag full of air in preparation to pop it as off-screen brennan attempts to guide the adventuring party back on track
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
a little pog
pokemon trading card game pocket Lugia EX card. pretty epic looking with lugia looking all dark and menacingthe full art of the same card. ho-oh is in the top left corner yelling at lugia, who's doing the classic evil laugh pose in the center with waves spraying around it
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
dude chilling
big green iguana chilling on a tree branch and giving me a stank eye. maybe. i'm no expert in iguana expression
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
big dude chilling
a large gray/green iguana hanging out on some grass. it's bigger than a corgi
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
dude chilling
bright green lizard with orange eyes hanging out on top of a bush
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
my wonderful gf got me a little model magic shop kit for my birthday (8/6) so i've been spending some time making cabinets
a very basic black wooden standing shelf (left) and a more complicated dark brown cabinet with little signs that list magical ingredients on the drawers (right) with the instructions booklet in the background. the right cabinet has glue strands all over because i am just learning how to do thisa medium brown cabinet with little metal handles that i twisted into a flat kind of omega shape and glued to the front of the drawers. one of the drawers(fourth from top) is actually open a little. also glue strands because im not excellent with the gluea magical yellow cabinet with silver painted stars and detailing that i kind of fucked up, with gold and brown hardware and a little paper book resting on top that says magic on the outside. you can't see the fucked up glue on it in this picture but trust me it's there tooa wide dark brown cabinet with a 3x3 grid of square little drawers with golden bead handles on the left. two of them are open with little curled up scrolls of paper sticking out. the right side has like. a black and white diamond pattern in a rectangle on top with some golden handles glued on either side of it. the bottom has a fancy black symbol on the wood. in general it's a little rough and fucked up looking but it's cute
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
they patched over the giant hole near the entrance at work
happy doodle person raising their arms triumphantly, another smaller person on the right doing the same but full body and on their knees, and a another person at half opacity above that holding their face as they cry happily
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
iguanas out in force today
a sun bleached iguana lounges near a man made lake with a fountain and gives the camera a skeptical eye
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
audino holding a question box
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
songs to listen to at the dentist
Novocaine by fall out boy
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
chill dude
small lizard in the sun that let me get pretty close for a shot
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dash @itwasdash.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
he loved chin scratchies, and yelling at me for food, and sleeping curled up against my dad's arm every night while he watched tv so much that the arm of the chair is flat on that side, and rubbing his nose on your toes and then sneezing on them and then licking it off and rubbing his nose again
loki, a very fluffy white cat, parting some horizontal blinds to look out a window, with a bookshelf in the backgroundloki laying on the floor, a closeup of his face with his mouth open as he meowed at me, clearly presenting his upper and lower teeth and a red pink tongue. faint pink nose, dark blue eyes. i think i was bothering him when he was trying to nap on my parents' bedloki lazily stretched out on the mat for the front door, his upper body curled around said door as i tried to open it and leave the house. completely unbothered. loki on the ottoman enjoying the wire brush rubbing against his chin, ears pulled back and eyes shut in bliss
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