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Josh Lemoine

@itsthejosh.bsky.social
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Idiot gentleman. Host of @StepoverPodcast. Contributor for @Apt613. Consumer of baked goods. Sens / Atlético Ottawa / Rapid FC / RedBlacks / CPFC / Charge He/him

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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Has now scored in 3 of Europe's top leagues. Never forget he could have played for Ottawa Fury FC years ago, but Paul Dalglish didn't rate him. Moved to Gent instead, and the rest is history.
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Mark Tolman (he/him) 🏳️‍🌈 🖖 @mtolman.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
“I don't get political” translates to “This isn't hurting me yet and I don't care that it's hurting you.”
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AdequateEmily @adequateemily.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Losing my mind at this Murder, She Wrote promo
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TSN @tsnofficial.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
A BRILLIANTLY HISTORIC OUTING FROM JONATHAN DAVID! 🤯🇨🇦 David's three-goal outing vs. Qatar marks the first and only hat-trick in #CANMNT HISTORY at the #FIFAWorldCup!
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Wreck It @wreckit.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ONLY 2 PLAYERS WITH HAT TRICKS IN THE 2026 WORLD CUP
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
FIFA is literally going to kill people
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No trophies in 120 years, and now 3 in just over a year. What a time to be a Palace fan. And what an unbelievable coach Glasner is
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
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David Reevely @davidreevely.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This disparity is bonkers.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 13/04/2026
we're all just doing this now huh | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: MATTIE at a bar. Next to her, a GUY is looking up at the tv.
MATTIE: Watching the game?
GUY: Yeah! I've got a 12-way parlay, a couple of props, and of course the straight moneyline.

PANEL 2: MATTIE, talking to SOMEONE ELSE. The TV GUY is now in the background.
MATTIE: Woof. That's a lot of betting. He should maybe get some help.
GUY 2: What? Sorry, I was placing my bet on the two rats over there fighting each other.

PANEL 3: MATTIE talking to A THIRD GUY, peering over at the SECOND GUY in the corner betting on rats.
MATTIE: Am I the only person not gambling constantly now?
GUY 3: Shh! We've got a bet on what that guy is going to bet on next.

PANEL 4: MATTIE falls to her knees. In the close foreground, a FOURTH AND FIFTH GUY converse.
MATTIE: YAGGHHH!!!
GUY 4: Told you she'd lose it. Pay up.
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If this ensures sports radio survives in Ottawa for another 12 years, then hell yeah
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Ok The Works you better calm the fuck down
First screen of The Works (Burgers and Beer restaurant) app, that says "Good morning Josh, are you hung..."
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alex @alexgilligann.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
it’s no where near the worst part but the laughing at the women’s team who just achieved the exact same thing as them is an extra little irksome moment in all this like these guys are just such losers
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Frank Senators 🇨🇦 @sleepenbaker.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
One more time: Things would have been different with Chabot
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
If there is a god, clearly, he supports fascism
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Acting the Fulemin @actingthefulemin.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Once again we find that bad and evil triumph in this world
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Michelle Bruton @michellebruton.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
How are these socks from Roman Egypt in better shape than some of my kids socks from Joe Fresh
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
media.tenor.com
a man in a suit is saying oh no .
ALT: a man in a suit is saying oh no .
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Doug Ford is killing this province
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
It's wild that in the absence of possibly the highest quality human being in the league, we managed to sign maybe the worst one
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
Pour one out for the Sens marketing team, who now can't take advantage of Ottawa's obvious connection to the cultural phenomenon of the moment because this goddamn team went and signed the most famous homophobe in hockey
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
This unfortunately says a whole lot about Staios and Andlauer
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Our "five year run of unprecedented success" was one playoff series that we lost
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
How did the Sens game go from 3-2 to 8-1 in less than a period 😭
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
I am pleased to announce that after kidnapping the branch manager of my local Bank of Montreal, they will be turning over between 30 and 50 MILLION dollars to me. Thank you for your attention on this matter.
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Cancel the LA Olympics, scrap the World Cup, the United States cannot be a trusted part of the international community so long as the White House operates this violently and with impunity.
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Used a port-a-potty after Childish Gambino. He held the door for me like a gentleman
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
When the pitchers at MacLaren's on Elgin went down a little too easy
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Alexandre Gangué-Ruzic @alexgangueruzic.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
FIFA Puskas Award nominee at the #CanPL final, why the heck not 🥶🚲 📹 OneSoccer
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
My non-caring-about-sports wife who just started caring about the Blue Jays 2 hours ago: "I've lost the will to live"
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Toon Dreessen @toondreessen.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Imagine if #OttCity invested in e-bike rebate (say, $1000 per bike, x 1000/year); that’s a rounding error in the city budget but would lift 1000 ppl per year with better transit options; make income based; create secondary stream for youth; add cargo bikes; expand w/better bike infra and bike share
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Love it! And maple thrives in Eastern Ontario, so it's obviously ready for the inaugural champions
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
But, you should though. You're right, Wellington is a very important route, and cars hinder literally every other form of transportation from using it. We can be better than this.
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Rick Steves @ricksteves.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
In a speech before the United Nations General Assembly today, President Trump said climate change is a “con job” and climate scientists are “stupid people” — and he called green energy and immigration a “double-tailed monster” that is destroying Europe. 🧵 1/5
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Julie S. Lalonde @julieslalonde.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
“I question the sanity of anyone who does not believe this is a five-alarm fire. They created a lot of false pretense with Stephen about money,” he says. “They didn’t bother with the pretense this time.”
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Late-Night TV Isn’t Dying—It’s Being Murdered
And we’re not just talking about Jimmy Kimmel. In part one of a two-part series, nearly a dozen insiders explain how one of comedy’s oldest genres is being strangled—starting with the chilling effect ...
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Toon Dreessen @toondreessen.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
This. #OttCity continues to make transit more expensive and harder to use driving more people away from it. Time to end the doom loop
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Disney Prime Video + ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Get well, Mr. Mayor. Whoever did this is dethpicable.
On the evening of August 30, 2025 after taking a wrong turn somewhere near Albuquerque, Mayor Giuliani was involved in a motor vehicle accident.  He was flagged down by a giant male rabbit dressed up as an attractive female rabbit who identified themself as having witnessed a “moyder”. Mr. Giuliani remained on scene until a duck and a pig dressed as Old English bobbys arrived.Following this incident, while traveling on the highway, Mayor Giuliani drove into what he thought was a tunnel, but which turned out to be a painting on the side of a mountain.  Mayor Giuliani’s vehicle was crushed into the shape of accordion bellows, which emitted musical notes as they expanded and contracted . A flattened Mr. Guilini waddled free from beneath the wreckage, his enlarged teeth emerging from his mouth in the shape of piano keys.HIs business partner was promptly contacted, and he was admitted to Acme Looniversity Hospital, curiously under the care of the same rabbit he encountered earlier.That’s all, folks.F. LeghornHead of Mayor Giuliani’s Security
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
My expectations of Postmedia are pretty damn low, but like, holy shit
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Laine Johnson @lainejohnson.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
At some point, leaders need to lead by looking forward. The world isn't the same as it used to be. Instead of trying to put the genie back in the bottle, we can leverage opportunities that come with a decentralized city: stronger local economies, improved quality of life, cleaner air, safer streets.
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Taibhse 🖖👻🐿 @greenrocks.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
I got home to a post by Capital Prode saying the Pride Parade was cancelled. It wasn't, the community was speaking with a different voice than the organizers. @mayormarksutcliffe.bsky.social didn't like the Palestinian solidarity messaging so he pulled an authoritarian move. Suck it Sutcliffe.
The Pride Parade in Ottawa marches past Ottawa. A person holds a Palestinian flag in front of a banner in alternating black/pink background and text. The first message says "no Pride in genocide", then next, Stonewall was an Intifada" then "all of us or none of us".
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Capital City Supporters Group @capitalcitysupporters.com · 23/08/2025
It’s an Atlético Ottawa MATCHDAY!! We’re looking for a big win to push for the top of the table once again. Can’t wait to see everyone @TDplace for what should be a very entertaining one🔴⚪️ Come on you boys in stripes!!🎉 #canpl #atléticoottawa #atleti #football #forottawa #pourottawa #matchweek20
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Redblack Renegade @redblackgade.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
An underground LRT line beneath Bank Street would honestly do wonders for the city unpublished.ca/opinion/a-do...
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A Downtown Ottawa Senators Arena Demands a Downtown Subway: Bank Street’s O-Train Time Has Come
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SensMonster @sensmonster.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
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Capital City Supporters Group @capitalcitysupporters.com · 17/08/2025
Massive top of the table clash as we look to give Forge their first loss of the season. Can’t wait to see everyone @glebecentralpub for what should be a very entertaining one in Hamilton🔴⚪️ Come on you boys in stripes!!🎉 #canpl #atléticoottawa #atleti #football #forottawa #pourottawa #matchweek19
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS REDBLACKS GAME
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Josh Lemoine @itsthejosh.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
This Zelda level frustrated the shit out of me
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poster to be named later @jbaines37.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
rest in peace king ❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Tom Lehrer - Poisoning Pigeons In The Park
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
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Al Yankovic @alyankovic.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
My last living musical hero is still my hero but unfortunately no longer living. RIP to the great, great Mr. Tom Lehrer.
Photo of Tom Lehrer
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