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Rock legend. I have pronouns in my bio and they are: he/him.

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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 15h
Please help Ahmed and his family!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 17h
This is basically my motto.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 18h
I was trying to make a fun little picture and that is how I discovered Pixelmator doesn't work properly anymore. "Maybe I'll try the Pro version," I thought. £130. Per year! About three times what I paid for the Mac version, and that wasn't a subscription, either.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 18h
OK I bought the newer Ark game at a massive discount, and I can't get past the character creator. All the switches seem to be set to 'bulging oaf' and I don't wanna look like that?
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 20h
Jfc, 200gb is a bit of an ask for a single game.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 21h
"Just as she de-centred her male protagonist in later Earthsea books..." Is that why she turned him into some lame old dude with no powers? I would have been just as happy to have a female protagonist with cool powers. The second book I thought was a good balance.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My son's play is on in Salford next week. If any NW people fancy it, there are still some tickets left. There's a link in the reply to my TikTok. Thank you. X vm.tiktok.com/ZN8hboRvP/
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TikTok - Make Your Day
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Spartan 0323 The Phoenix Shall Rise In Silver & Black @thejaklife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With pale faces and heavy steps, hungry families knock on our doors every day, begging for a morsel of food. No child should go to bed crying from hunger. Please, don't ignore them. Open your hearts, donate today, and give them hope. Every dollar saves a life. chuffed.org/project/gkt
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Please help Abo Jameel’s family!
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Micheeel @micheeel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hammam is a volunteer nurse in gaza, giving his all daily without pay to save lives. But now, his own family needs our help. They lost everything and are homeless, and his epileptic brother urgently needs medical treatment. Let's support them. Every donation counts: chuffed.org/project/1844...
Nurse Hammam at work, wearing a dark scrub and white gloves, placing metal fixators on a patient's upper arm in a hospital.Selfie of Hammam with his disabled brother in a tent with the unicef logo on the fabric
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, Icarus, who famously flew close to the sun and won the race. Pretty sure that's right. What do you mean, using a lot of AI destroys thinking... thingies? You know, the wobbly thing.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Cat speaks the truth.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also that axis doesn't start at zero so it makes the differences in model numbers look bigger than they really are. From 4.5 to 6.1 is not a large number.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Dammit Worf!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I mean that's an odd thing to mention. They called him by his name? What else should they have called him? Chief Superdickhead?
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A Halloween surprise for UK readers! My UK publisher has made THE DRAGON HAS COME COMPLAINTS only 99p for a limited time. Do you need a cantankerous dragon in your life?
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The Dragon Has Some Complaints: A Cozy Novel Of Friendship, Found Family and Dragons By The Award-Winning Author
The Dragon Has Some Complaints: A Cozy Novel Of Friendship, Found Family and Dragons By The Award-Winning Author eBook : Wiswell, John: Amazon.co.uk: Kindle Store
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Rachel Esselle @rachelsl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Rachel is one of my best friends in the world. Her Mom had to have emergency heart surgery, and things are tough. The image below (and alt text) is from Rachel's Instagram. She gave me permission to share all this here. If you're able to help, it is SO appreciated: www.gofundme.com/f/support-bo...
Selfie on a boat of two women, Rachel Esselle and her dear friend, Rachel Fobbs.Hi friends,

Last week I traveled home at my dad's request to help my mum recover from a concussion. That night turned into a nightmare for us, and she ended up undergoing emergency heart surgery. My mother grows her own veggies, makes turmeric milk, loves her walks, so this was a shock to everyone. I'm currently in Virginia helping my dad care for her while he juggles 2 jobs and serving as an elder in the church. My brother made this GoFundMe to help with her recovery expenses, which will be a long road. If I have ever made you smile, please consider donating to help my mum.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Hear me out. Rice with an egg... but what if... two eggs?
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love lasers but they're absolute crap. They need so much power they're mostly immobile and they're completely stymied by fog, clouds, dust, rain, humidity, pretty much everything that's in the air.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know why Halfords sends out 'payday deals' emails, it's not like I'm going to be dashing down there breathless to buy a new squeegee or something.
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Abo Jameel’s wife is suffering from severe medical complications, and they are still raising money for surgery. Please help by sharing and considering a donation!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Imagine making the wife of the guy you stole your catchphrase from part of your cabinet.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In those glasses Darius Amadeus Mozart looks a dead ringer for Timmy Mallett.
TV presenter Timmy Mallett pulling a wacky face. He is wearing a sequinned baseball cap backwards, pale blue glasses with something that looks like a party popper attached to the side, and a kind of red velvet riding jacket with big gold buttons. We can see through the opened jacket that he's wearing a shirt that looks like someone vomited white paint on him. He is carrying his trademark large foam mallet, which has a cheeky face with large glasses printed on the (bright pink) hammer part of the mallet. The mallet also has a little blue bow tie on the stem.
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Dorothy @catandgirl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wheels within wheels.
' I need wheels,' Cat says. 'Well you can't get a job here at the wheels factory' Girl replies. 'I don't need a job.' 'Unless you already know how to make wheels,' Girl says. 'I need wheels.' 'You can't learn to make wheels,' she continues. 'Because -' 'Unless you get a wheels degree. '- when it no longer had to compete - ' says Cat straining. 'And you can't afford a wheels degree.' ' - with Communism' says Cat, pulling at a handle with both hands. 'Unless your family can pay for your wheels degree' '- in the global marketplace of ideas -' says Cat, wiping his brow. 'But it costs more than they make,' says Girl. '- the wheels fell off Capitalism' Cat finishes. 'Down at the wheels factory', says Girl. 'So I just need some wheels' says Cat, dragging a wheel-less wheeled suitcase. 'Oh,' says Girl. 'We don't make wheels any more.'
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Cotton candy, like a really big one, and halfway through the interview it gets tangled up in my beard and we spend the rest of the time brainstorming ways to get it out.
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Please help this suffering family!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only thing I hate worse than free games with microtransactions are paid games with microtransactions.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bravo!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I was warming to this book as they introduced a character named Adam who was a favourite with the crowd, but he turned out to be a tomato can.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I regret to inform you that my brain has set the phrase "vibe coding" to the tune of the Bee Gees "Jive Talkin'".
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is it really as simple as telling my iPad to stop connecting to 6ghz for 3 seconds every five minutes, there are two walls and a row of bookcases blocking the signal?
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Ah, you can't really genetically engineer a giant spider because a lot of their body functions, like how they breathe and their circulation, only work up to a certain, relatively small, size.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
How would you describe your social media reach? Me:
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The Thing Chess Scene
Alt: MacReady from The Thing pours a glass of whisky into his chess-playing computer, causing a shower of orange sparks.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"Normal baboons were capable of ripping a person apart..." I am pretty sure they are not! The biggest baboons are about the size of a large dog.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dude if you spill petrol on yourself and then set fire to something in your hand, the flame will ignite the petrol vapours, which will ignite you.
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May “Bunny” Peterson 🦄 @goddessblade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Please help Ahmed and his family by donating or sharing
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I don't know how you can have sceptical ears but there they are! Special dog powers I guess.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Damn it, I accidentally read both the books I was supposed to be saving.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Imagine if we'd taken about 10% of the money that's been spent on LLMs so far and used it to get rid of world hunger. <spider-man-dinosaurs.jpg>
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
So in iOS 27 there's still the big 'turn off AI' but now it's fake. AI all over the place. You can go through and track down individual bits to turn off but there's no way to get all of it.
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My son has a play on at the King's Arms in Salford next month - 6/7/8. You can buy tickets on this link: linktr.ee/cormackeating And if you see me, say hello. I'll be the grey-haired woman sobbing with pride. Thank you 🙏
Slade productions presents Void. Written by Cormac Keating. Directed by Elianne Hawley.  Image shows the word Void in red on a peach-coloured background.  The O is replaced by the blurred image of a head with dark hair in a high bun. Above and below that head are duplicate images of a head with short dark hair.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If I am reincarnated I want to come back as a person who lives in Japan and my hobby is travelling around to taste rice of different types from different regions.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a triumph.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This inspired me to imagine Commando (1985) starring HP Lovecraft... Kirby: A South American man has kidnapped your daughter! Lovecraft (sweating): Kirby: You'll need to confront a New Zealander! Lovecraft (SWEATING): (with apologies to @bitterkarella.bsky.social)
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My gosh, this person has been talking animatedly, ex tempore, for fifteen minutes without a pause. That's public school for you I suppose.
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Impressed that I've lived so much longer than we expected. Probably a bit disappointed that I've only got one more tattoo since then!
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Adam @itsnotmeadam.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Actually it works with the Spider-Man theme: Economists, economists, Don't know anything about statistics
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Cora Buhlert @corabuhlert.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The He-Man and Transformers Industrial Heritage Tour or Cora’s Adventures at the 2026 Toyplosion in Castrop-Rauxel, Part 1: Road Trip in the Fog Last Saturday was the 2026 Toyplosion, billed as Germany's and Europe's biggest retro toy convention, now in its fourth year. As in previous years, the…
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The He-Man and Transformers Industrial Heritage Tour or Cora’s Adventures at the 2026 Toyplosion in Castrop-Rauxel, Part 1: Road Trip in the Fog
Last Saturday was the 2026 Toyplosion, billed as Germany's and Europe's biggest retro toy convention, now in its fourth year. As in previous years, the 2026 Toyplosion took place at the Europahalle in the Ruhrgebiet city of Castrop-Rauxel. For me, this was the third Toyplosion. I missed the first one, because both my parents were sick at the time, but I attended the 2024 and 2025 editions. You can see my comments about the previous Toyplosions here. Toyplosion is a great con and a must for toy collectors, so of course I was going to attend this year as well.
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