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@itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social
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Dad to kids, dogs, and cats. I support non-violent dissent in the US. Don’t want to bother with Nazis, impersonators, or other trolls? Try my curated moderation list. bsky.app/profile/did:plc:pea3cwe3o2…

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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Odengbyo wearing 55 channeling Otis Wilson, who is in the house, on that sack.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
All right, third time. Let’s see some real charm.
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
for iphone users, if you very suddenly regret NOT turning off biometric unlock, press the lock button on the side 5 times in row - this will lock your phone and require the passcode before biometric unlock can be used again, preventing police from using your face to unlock it against your will.
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
nice job, Donald Trump
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Quote post with something good that lasted longer than the Confederacy (1861-1865) Zima 1993-2008. How good is debatable, better than the confederacy is not.
A bottle of Zima malt liquor.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
It is never a bad time to take up telekinesis.
A cat stares at a closed and locked pantry door.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A narcissist.
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Erik the Rural Juror @edoggthered.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
believe me I think about that all the time
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
My wife and watched Nuremberg tonight. We are not avid movie watchers … but we love historical dramas. This was the best movie we have seen in a long while. Russell Crowe was amazing as Hermann Göring. John Slattery and Michael Shannon were very well cast.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Pretty sure when they started imposing this idiocy they assured a bunch of judges that they would be able to refund the money with no problem if it ever came to that.
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
the guys trying to call DoD the "department of war" are getting very prickly about people calling their war a "war"
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
So no written test I'm thinking
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
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Larry J. Simon @larryjsimon.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
“They are terrifying because they seem untethered alike from policy goals and logic. Trump offered a range of half-hearted explanations for his rush to war, but the conflicting excuses only underlined the obvious truth — he attacked Iran because he felt like it.”
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
This should be a front-page scandal.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Canadian treasures. @effinbirds.com @rushtheband.bsky.social
The Rush Signals 40th Anniversary box set with the 2026 Effin’ Birds entry for 2/23/26 in front of it. The quip of the day is “Let’s talk about this again when you’re feeling like less of an asshole.”
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
BREAKING: DOJ to investigate Supreme Court for mortgage fraud.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Impeachment articles against Donald Trump when, @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social?
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Julie K. Brown @jkbjournalist.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Breaking: Trump told Palm Beach police chief 'everyone' knew about Epstein and 'evil' Maxwell www.miamiherald.com/news/politic...
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Trump told Palm Beach police chief ‘everyone’ knew about Epstein, Maxwell was ‘evil’
The new information comes as Ghislaine Maxwell was summoned to appear Monday before a Congressional committee.
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
The Ring ad leveraging our love for our pets to promote mass surveillance technology reminds me of how some mobile surveillance and weapons platforms were introduced to the public as “robot dogs.” They know what they’re doing.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Little tribute to Nashville Electric there. Also, San Juan Lineman.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
TIL pro scouts talk while they type.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Redfin shivving the MAGAs and I am here for it.
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
judge a quarterback by whether or not he defrauds millions of dollars from poor people
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I got a text with the info on the half time show for bigots from TPUSA. I told them to fuck off, then blocked the number, deleted the text and reported it as spam.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Super Bowl dinner — miso glazed salmon with coconut rice and asparagus. Recipe from Teeghan Gerard’s Every Day.
A dish with salmon, rice, and asparagus.
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JB Pritzker @jbpritzker.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Donald Trump is a racist.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Bet Air Wisconsin didn’t want this publicity.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Starting to think these weren’t really applied with the consideration required by law
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
The Dark Tower rises again in the East.
A cat checking out his humongous new cat tree.
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Brad Batt for Tennessee State House @bradbatt.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
WASHINGTON COUNTY, TN — Democrats currently have ✨8✨ candidates running for county commission, a race that is only up every FOUR years Need 7 more — where y’all at? I know you’re not ok with this ICE violence and pedophile apologists Don’t know how to run? DM me
Map of Washington County, Tennessee showing all 15 commission districts with boundaries outlined in white against a black background. Districts are color-coded in two colors: green and dark red/maroon.
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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Abolish ICE. There’s no reforming it. There’s no compromise. There’s only one way to rein in ICE’s terror campaign. Abolish it.
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Kate Harding @kateharding.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
interested to learn what “at my direction” means because it sounds like “without a warrant”
Attorney General Pamela... *
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At my direction, early this morning federal agents arrested Don Lemon, Trahern Jeen Crews, Georgia Fort, and Jamael Lydell Lundy, in connection with the coordinated attack on Cities Church in St. Paul, Minnesota.
More details soon.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
And multiplicatively
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
It's not quite the most pressing issue at the moment, but the American people absolutely have a right to know the names of the federal officials who shot and killed a man peacefully protesting, who was on his knees, prone in the street when they shot him in the back.
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The Stinkfoot @thestinkfoot.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
The left needs to take back "patriotism" from the right. "Patriotism" means actually believing that all men are created equal. There ain't nobody who hates America more than MAGA does.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Trump needs to go. He needs to be impeached and removed. Now.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
Heyo, Chicago pals: Quick note that the executive vice president of the Bob Loquercio Auto Group is vociferously defending the murder of Alex Pretti. The auto group has 16 locations in and around Chicago, listed below. Please take your business elsewhere. www.blautogroup.com/locations/in...
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Ari Cohn @aricohn.com · 25/01/2026
Those blaming failure to "reduce tensions" by telling protestors to stay home want you to be ok with/forget that masked federal thugs just murdered a man in broad daylight It's not a time to reduce tension. It's a time to stand up in overwhelming numbers They SHOULD be afraid of what happens next
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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
8000 people liked a skeet that ends in "let that sink in" and y'all...I thought we agreed we weren't doing that anymore.
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Kelly Stuart @skyspider.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the ICE agent who murdered a woman by shooting her multiple times in the face.
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Louisville Clinic Escorts @lce.bsky.social · 07/01/2026
This is the agent that murdered the woman in Minneapolis on 1/7/2026.
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Mike Schwartz @itsmikeschwartz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
This year on Bluesky I wrote 22 posts and 3,875 replies. I received 9,991 likes, whereas 357 was from my most popular post, and apparently I love saying "not" and 🙄! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...
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Dave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
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