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luis, the king of crops

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Degenerate ‘Modernistic’ Works ~ senior editorial producer at @newyorker.com ~ opinions are mine, give them back >:/ ~ he/they read my stuff at more-tk.com

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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 2h
BA BA BA DA DA
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 30/09/2026
well that worked out well
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Breanna Stewart New York Liberty
ALT: Breanna Stewart New York Liberty
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 30/09/2026
Not Breanna Stewart hitting em with the 0-0 quote
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 29/09/2026
Wrote about “Possible Love” last night—it's a movie that I had some quibbles with, but it also keeps increasing in my estimation, which is a fun thing to try to parse!
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 29/09/2026
Day 2 of my #NYFF64 diary is a smidge late, but that's because “Possible Love” gave me a lot to think about! more-tk.com/a/3mwlgdzjkg...
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NYFF64 Diary, Day 2 ~ More TK @ da Movies
A review of “Possible Love,” the new film from “Burning” director Lee Chang-dong.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 28/09/2026
"going to the ACFC match" could now mean you're on an entirely different coast if you're not careful
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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
"does this also apply to a combine soldier from half life 2" is my "AI" news bullshit test
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 27/09/2026
If the Liberty figure out what defense is before the first half is over we might actually pull this off
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 27/09/2026
Late-ish thoughts from my first day at #nyff64 more-tk.com/a/3mwhcxtcrf...
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NYFF64 Diary, Part 1 ~ More TK @ da Movies
Reviews of “Primetime,” directed by Lance Oppenheim, and “Rose,” directed by Markus Schleinzer.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 25/09/2026
man’s not kidding
an apartment building on 84th and Broadway looking spectacular
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 25/09/2026
Leftovers at 25 is the real scandal here, these people are insane
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 25/09/2026
back in my feelings in the new edition of More TK, my very good blog where you can read my extremely cogent thoughts more-tk.com/a/3mu5osccyn...
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Seventy-five schmedium ~ More TK #10
Setting goals is good, until the follow-through.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 25/09/2026
i've played about four hours now and i'm having a fun time coming back to the setting & getting my head around the gameplay loop, but so far dylan is one of the most sauceless protagonists i've encountered in a while. this guy has absolutely no motion, his drip is terrible, etc. etc.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 24/09/2026
Read the new edition of More TK wherein I set a bunch of goals and meet some of them and it still doesn’t make me feel good. more-tk.com/a/3mu5osccyn723-seventy…
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Seventy-five schmedium ~ More TK #10
Setting goals is good, until the follow-through.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 23/09/2026
Enfield Tennis Academy ass situation
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 23/09/2026
"Guy Selling Hoses Thinks Arson Complaints are Overblown"
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 19/09/2026
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha kill me
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 19/09/2026
NYCFC plays a kind of Sisyphean football where every forward ball is almost good enough, and then they turn everything over and get dumpstered on the world’s most idiotic mistake
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 18/09/2026
see what’s funny about posts like this is that they could be about Effective Altruist weirdos or Electronic Arts weirdos and it works for both
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DC Pierson @dcpierson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“Morty! Morty. I’m Alan Cumming, Morty. I’ve got a [BELCH] sparkly kilt and everything.”
The Traitors promo image where Alan Cumming is wearing a Statue of Liberty style crown, the spikes of which resemble the hairdo of Rick, the character from Rick and Morty
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 16/09/2026
This piece by @lopatto.bsky.social remains the truest thing ever written on the internet:
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Memo to Bari Weiss Re: CBS News: You’re doomed
Bari Weiss has sold her company, The Free Press, to manage the decline of broadcast news at CBS. How many ways can it go wrong?
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 16/09/2026
v nice to see @nyreviewofarch.bsky.social go long on Etihad Park, a bundle of intense contradictions I find myself intermittently giddy about (as a fan) and dreading (as a person with eyes) as its opening date approaches nyra.nyc/articles/fow...
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Fowl Play
The Beautiful Game comes for Willets Point.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 16/09/2026
Yeah and if you ignore my student loans and credit card debt I have a robust net worth and diversified investment portfolio
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 15/09/2026
Unbelievable www.instagram.com/p/DdUmGqOEpST
Katie Dippold Instagram post of a previously unseen babydook party photo in which she’s smiling and toasting the camera
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 15/09/2026
They shouldn’t get away with this just because Mariska Hargitay is game #Emmys
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 11/09/2026
this is the part where normally I’d qt with the They can’t keep getting away with it gif except they absolutely can, apparently, because they have been for like 13 years
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 11/09/2026
ahahaha get fucked losers
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 11/09/2026
When the attacks on September 11, 2001, began, Jill Lepore was in the middle of a lecture. Now “the students from that lecture hall have children of their own. They live in a different, and even angrier, America,” she writes. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
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The America That 9/11 Made
A quarter century after the attacks, the grief, wars, and political furies of their aftermath still shape American life.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 11/09/2026
There’s no lack of good writing about 9/11—the day, the aftermath, its impact, its legacy—but this piece is the one I always end up rereading in full, every year.
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The Falling Man
Do you remember this photograph? In the United States, people have taken pains to banish it from the record of September 11, 2001. The story behind it, though, and the search for the man pictured in i...
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Will Oremus @willoremus.com · 09/09/2026
Haven't watched an Apple event in a while so it was reassuring to find that some things never change, namely Craig Federighi's hair
Craig's immaculate coiff
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 09/09/2026
I was buying a new Pro this year anyway because it’s been six years since I got a new phone, but great to see they’ve added a whole bunch of features that I will use to ruin every group photo situation
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 08/09/2026
"Despite the score, Real Madrid aren't playing well or defending as a team" —ancient Champions League proverb
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 08/09/2026
This is what sweaty Zelda fans are gonna look like giving their money to Nintendo for a remake they say looks awful
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
ok look The Odyssey is very much a sequel
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 05/09/2026
one of the great things about this BlueSky election is that I get to learn that the phrase for “milkshake duck” in Brazilian Portuguese is “milkshakeduckar”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The person you should all be voting for in the most influential Bluesky thing is Kyle MacLachlan who has made exactly one post and it was a reply to someone and it was a hot dog
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The Verge @theverge.com · 04/09/2026
Pablo Torre found out, and now the results of the NBA’s investigation are hammering the LA Clippers. www.theverge.com/entertainmen...
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Steve Ballmer got suspended by the NBA because of a podcast and a jumbotron corruption scandal
Fraud, mischief, and Boingo Wireless.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 03/09/2026
Hell Gate 0% miss rate
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 03/09/2026
so cool how everyone’s whole identity is hacked and purchased with like minuscule effort by idiots and our best individual defense is like “I guess freeze your credit file and hope they steal everyone else’s identity first!”
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 02/09/2026
JUPITER ASCENDING GOOD
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 01/09/2026
hey remember when everyone was like "why are all the NYCFC fans so happy about him leaving"
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The New Yorker @newyorker.com · 28/08/2026
We will always love you. www.newyorker.com/culture/cove...
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Nicole Rifkin’s “Pure Gold”
We will always love you.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 28/08/2026
one of the funnier parts of The Sopranos is Tony’s stupid fucking Chevy Suburban
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 27/08/2026
'rapacious sports executive' should be like the easiest job on the planet and Cathy Engelbert has somehow managed to fumble it at essentially every other step
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Asher needs 11 more wins @asherball.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The A's just did one of the coolest things I've seen in their broadcast: Just unfiltered audio of the live director calling a Lawrence Butler plate appearance...that went about as well as they could have hoped for.
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luis, the king of crops @itsluisgomez.com · 27/08/2026
you already know what time it is folks (listening to “Acquiesce” by Oasis on repeat until morale improves)
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