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Michelle

@itsjustmichellec.bsky.social
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Probably just my thoughts when I'm watching the telly.

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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 5h
Omar is astoundingly thick isn't he. Christ. #BBUK #bigbrother
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 6h
What a bunch of peaked-in-highschool bullies they are showing themselves to be in that house. Rochelle is genuinely an awful person #BBUK #bigbrother
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James Allison @gingerjames.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can't wait for episode 3, where Ross has gone fully paranoid, barricaded himself in the turret and is communicating with the outside world exclusively through smoke signals. #CelebTraitors #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bless Josh, he already looks like he's there on work experience from school and Johannes calling him 'Joshie' is not helping matters 😭 #strictly
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Vito is giving Peptobismol diarrhoea man in that outfit #strictly
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm genuinely surprised Josh isn't the one upstairs having a bit of banter with the dancers. I feel like Emma and Johannes would be better suited together presenting as he understands the dance jargon from the judges, but what do I know 🤷🏼‍♀️ #strictly
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melissamajoria.bsky.social @melissamajoria.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Presume Josh will be doing the Claud role as he's by far the most natural with the contestants #strictly
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love #Strictly but this was a slog as a viewer. Having to watch the rules explained to each group of celebs before the training montage and the pairing dance was unbelievably tedious. Half an hour could have been cut out of this
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ms. Rachel kicks ass. A way better celebrity than Ed Sheeran.
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Why does Esther McVey talk like that 😭 #HOC #AndyBurnham
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👋I’m working on follow backs😊 @beaches1.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
🎯🎯🎯 Political cartoon by @jesseduquette.bsky.social
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The majority of my Ai experience is it being the mandatory first step on customer service chat that never actually solves the problem but adds 5 or 10 minutes of wheel spinning until it finally relents and connects you to an actual person.
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Ononebete @ononebete.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Microsoft: $101 BILLION in profits. $12.5 BILLION in tax breaks. $176 BILLION in stock buybacks. 4,800 workers fired this week. 9,000 workers fired last year. Please don't tell me trickle-down economics works. It never did. Nothing trickles down.
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God @thegodshow.com · 22/07/2026
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Wayne Rooney to be new BBC commentator for Eurovision. #VoteBinface
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Marina Purkiss @marina-purkiss.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finding this quite hard to stomach from a country that is bombing the shit out of other countries…
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
What was that utter tripe #halftimeshow
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The Sgt Joker @thesgtjoker.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I’m not sure if I needed a reason to get more tattoos but this one is as good as any.
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Today's #Wordle is NOT a word. I feel like I've had a stroke
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Frank Bascombe @frankbascombe.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"It will be a people versus the establishment by-election" says public school educated ex stockbroker who lunches in Mayfair clubs.
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bmcarthur17 @bmcarthur17.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
This Brit nails it. #Immigration
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TechnicallyRon @technicallyron.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Children aren't the problem. Ban anyone over the age of 30 who still uses facebook and can't tell if a AI video of Nigel Farage getting off with Churchill is real or not.
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Mike Galsworthy @mikegalsworthy.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
🔥 Now just under 81,000
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Bob of Bobington @mrweekender.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Seems like the gloves are off with Starmer. Calling out Farage and Brexit directly. About time.
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Go 'ed #Starmer! He's absolutely right, Farage is a chancer and a grifter 👏🏼 Brexit was a pile of dogsh!t and it needed saying out loud. FINALLY 😌
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It’s going to be a busy few weeks keeping track of all the racists, criminals & weirdos elected on Farage’s ticket.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Which is the backwards country now, United States?
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Drives Like a Dream @urban-achiever.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
my grandparents had dementia and one quirk of the disease is that they could all recognize what a set of car keys was but if you gave them the car keys and told them to start a car they really struggled. every time he brags about this test I think about that.
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I dislike how, when you’re an adult, time passes in such a way that it feels like you go to the dentist weekly
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You gotta give to the GOP. They trained their voters to hate “libs” so much they would gratefully accept every manner of corruption, lawlessness, cruelty, ineptitude, and criminality, and cheer it on, so long as it is their team doing it.
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Pam Keith @pamkeithdc.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
I don’t think we talk nearly enough about the fact that corporations like Amazon, don’t pay a single cent to maintain the roads they use, the transportation system they use, the courts they use, they pay nothing for the infrastructure that is absolutely critical to their business. WE Pay for
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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Dr Oz revealed that Donald Trump thinks diet soda kills cancer cells because it kills grass, in case you were wondering how the stable genius is getting on – 21 biggest facepalms www.thepoke.com/2026/04/15/d...
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Seems reasonable. He appears to be administering the UV light he claimed could cure Covid. In the next frame he is injecting the patient with bleach.
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Olaf Falafel @ofalafel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Recreate your own Artemis splashdown with three Tunnocks teacakes and a Nespresso pod
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Beautifully put.
A tweet from Insider Paper quotes Spain’s Prime Minister saying the country will not applaud those who “set the world on fire just because they turn up with a bucket,” referring to a ceasefire.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Nigel Farage was screaming to scrap furlough because it was a waste of money, while he had already claimed £120,000 for himself. He is a fraud every word is a lie.
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Farrukh @implausibleblog.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Finnish President Alexander Stubb, "Brexit was a colossal mistake" "I'm too diplomatic to express exactly what I think about those who promoted Brexit" "It's not only like shooting yourself in the foot" "It's like amputating your leg without a medical reason for doing it"
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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I'm glad Louis Theroux did a doc on the manosphere because now men are actually interested in hearing about it Note to self get a man to front a doc on PCOS, the wage gap and Gisele Pelicot
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Operation Epic Fury is like something Jay from the Inbetweeners would come up with
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
I'm genuinely worried about how frail and emaciated Kelly Osbourne looks. Whatever she's going through I hope she regains her health 💔 #brits
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James O’Brien @mrjamesob.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Mate, it was 1066. Move on.
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/73...
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Petition: By-elections to be called automatically when MPs defect to another party
When an MP decides they want to defect to another party a by-election should be automatically triggered to allow the constituents the opportunity have their democratic right to agree or not with their...
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Nobody is “grooming” your kids to be gay or trans but people are grooming them to be Nazis.
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
Stephen's face in the turret with Rachel and Fiona #thetraitors
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a close up of a stuffed monkey wearing a green shirt and a green jacket .
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Larry the Cat @number10cat.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Always good to see a fellow cat appear on #DuvetKnowItsChristmas - for any of my friends that haven't seen it before, it's shepherded by @rhodri.biz and sees people sharing pictures of their temporary sleeping arrangements while visiting family or friends on Christmas Eve. It's a delight x
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Rhodri Marsden @rhodri.biz · 23/12/2025
Tomorrow evening it’ll be my annual duty to vaguely shepherd the activity on the #duvetknowitschristmas hashtag and urge people to give small sums to charity. 7.30pm? Something like that?
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Krassensteins @krassenstein.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
BREAKING: Bernie Sanders just now:
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
#strictly I think Alex may have peaked early in the competition, I love her but I can't see her going much further now 😬
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Michelle @itsjustmichellec.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Just wasted 5 minutes of my life watching two lads trying keys in locks #imaceleb
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MrPaulRobinson @mrpaulrobinson.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Ross King doing the pasodoble while dressed as someone from Thunderbirds #strictly
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