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Kay the Penguin

@its-sessy.bsky.social
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Leftist NBA enjoyer, Mavs casual, Luka loyalist. "Loyalty never fades away." They/them

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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Florida bishops:
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Pudgy Penguin Uno Reverse Card
ALT: Pudgy Penguin Uno Reverse Card
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oops, wrong franchise
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Captain America Says 'Language!'
ALT: Captain America Says 'Language!'
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Eddie Brock from Spiderman 3 in a church, the caption reads "God, I never ask you for anything, but..."
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Chief Georgia O' Keef @jumanjimachine.bsky.social
*rock concert*

Rock singer:
You know where you are?

Me:
Please don't say the Jungle. Please don't say the jungle. Please don't say the jungle.

Rock singer:
You're in the Jungle, baby. And you're gonna die.

Me:
Oh shit. Oh fuc. Oh God, please no.
8:25 PM • Jun 11, 2026
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Probably the only one but, as a huge Tolkien nerd, Lord of the Rings Online
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/06/2026
Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Knicks only lost one game in the last two months and it was the one Trump went to lmao
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Call him emby now cause he lost the W
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
there's nothing quite like a YouTube video about the history of charging the mound...
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
For my own wellbeing, sometimes it's best to completely ignore harsh reality & focus exclusively on one or all of our 3 pets. In this case it's our youngest, Trixie (a/k/a Bat-Mite, a/k/a Spawn of Satan), who I love dearly. ♥️ 🐶 (also: #ReleaseTheEPSTEIN_Files)
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Hand tossed with mushrooms, black olives, bbq chicken, and extra cheese. My partner calls it
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a close up of a woman 's face with the word abomination in white letters
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with the word abomination in white letters
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
A screenshot of a Twitter post reading "Tech Company: At long last, we have created the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create The Torment Nexus"
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
That bass line is such an earworm
youtu.be
Tame Impala - The Less I Know The Better (Official Video)
YouTube video by tameimpalaVEVO
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
The crawl had me dying! "Checks for prostate cancer not worth it"
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
A low res image of a clone trooper from the classic Star Wars Battlefront 2 with the caption: "just like the simulations"
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
This is going to ruin the tour
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
If I got the chance to write and direct a remake of an M. Night Shyamalan classic, I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be Signs (2026)
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Meghan O'Keefe @megsokay.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
The trailer for THE RUNNING MAN had me so hyped, I clicked through the O.G. novel description and I - oop -
Screenshot of plot description, highlighted text reads: In 2025, the world's economy is in shambles, and America has become a totalitarian dystopia.
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Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @reichlinmelnick.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
🚨 ICE disappeared a woman on Wednesday night. She was grabbed by men in plainclothes and taken to an unidentified location. ICE is refusing to say where she is being held. It’s 72 hours later and not even a dedicated team of lawyers can find her. This is WRONG. We can’t let this be the new norm.
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Tim Murphy @timothypmurphy.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
disgusting amounts of money here, and it calls to mind another funding event on this same timeline, that changed America in a profound way—the post-9/11 Border Patrol. www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
politico.com
The Green Monster
How the Border Patrol became America’s most out-of-control law enforcement agency.
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
Looking at the stats for yesterday's Rangers game. Am I the only one who thinks it's stupid to give Latz 2 earned runs off 1 hit in 6 innings just cause his reliever gave up back to back to back Homer's immediately after?
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Mr William’s LaborHood @mrwilliam.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
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Seth D. Michaels @sethdmichaels.bsky.social · 25/05/2025
WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT is unironically one of the best popular narratives about the way privatization of public services destroys local community
Christopher Lloyd as Judge Doom in WHO FRAMED ROGER RABBIT, wearing a black suit, black hat, and round tinted glasses
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Real ones know
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a cartoon character from toy story is wearing sunglasses and horns .
Alt: Evil Emperor Zurg from the Toy Story franchise putting on sunglasses
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Hunter Walker @hunterw.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Spotted on 4th Ave. in Brooklyn
A sign on a pole that says: 

 A RESPONSIBLE CITIZEN
Properly Dispose of Your Dog's Waste
Place It Into The Nearest Cybertruck
IF YOU SEE ELON MUSK. YOU MAY ALSO DEPOSIT IT DIRECTLY INTO HIS MOUTH
CITY CODE ELNZ-A-DKHD
DEPT. OF @FOLAFIA, CITY OF NEW YORK
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Sir O.D. Bastard, OBE @captainannoying.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
JD Vance broke the pope AND the CFP championship trophy. Are we *sure* he’s not the one pushing all those Navy jets into the ocean
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Implement a 100% tariff and ruin a movie 202 Dalmatians
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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/05/2025
What To Know About ‘Sinners’ theonion.com/what-to...
What To Know About ‘Sinners’

Q: What is Sinners about?

A: America’s inability to discuss its complex racial history without bringing the Irish into things.
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 02/05/2025
A televangelist, with caption text showing he’s saying “Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.”
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Probably Matchstick Men. That one always gets a laugh out of me
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Penny Puttanesca says WOODCHIPPER FOR THEM ALL, FEET FIRST 🧿 🍉🤌🏻 @pennyputtanesca.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
you know who else man-spread? That's right, our man JC. those arms were were spread so wide on that cross
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Maggie McNeill @maggiemcneill.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
No. Computers are not "aware" of anything. Stop ascribing complex, human-level cognitive processes to algorithms. "This computer is programmed with the information that this behavior is illegal" ≠ "this computer is aware". This is the same reason they "hallucinate"; THEY ARE NOT AWARE OF REALITY.
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Seentoomuch @seentoomuch.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
1) "Cherish your innocence" is absolutely groomer shit. 2) The AI is not aware, stop pretending it is. 3) The people who built it are aware, however, and built in no guardrails about this, maybe we need consequences for them?
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
I cough like a sailor and swear like a chain smoker
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/04/2025
donald-trump-official on tumblr (double checkmarks): ""The average US president has been charged with 1.56 felonies" factoid isn't true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 72, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted"
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Mr William’s LaborHood @mrwilliam.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Portions of the email also read, “DHS encourages you to leave immediately on your own. DHS is terminating your parole. Do not attempt to remain in the United States — the federal government will find you.”
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L.A. immigration attorney receives DHS email telling her to leave the U.S. despite being a citizen
A Los Angeles immigration attorney said she received an email from the Department of Homeland Security telling her to leave the U.S. “immediately” even though she is a U.S. citizen. Harriet Steele …
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
This is the sort of energy the Mavs always miss from Kidd.
Screenshot of a news article from Chicco Nacion reporting Lakers coach JJ Redick's "outburst" during game 2 vs Minnesota
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
If you want to bike from Spain to Italy you have to take a France de tour.
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Kay the Penguin @its-sessy.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Gonna wear my Dirk shirts for every post-season game I watch. There will never be another. Nico and Patrick saw to that.
Photo of me in my Dirk Nowitzki shirt that says "There will never be another"
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 13/04/2025
Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. *Populations* get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...
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Seniors Are More Conservative Because the Poor Die Off
Sometimes older voters aren’t just naturally more conservative. It’s just that wealthier and whiter people tend to live longer and healthier lives.
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saint0r @saint0r.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Lakers win #FireNico
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truthoverparty.bsky.social @truthoverparty.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Just a reminder to everybody, Elon Musk dropped out of college and started a company violating the terms of his student visa. He is in every sense in illegal immigrant. report him.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
Y’all know what to do
ICE 24/7 TIP LINE
866-DHS-2-ICE (866-347-2423)
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Damn if that’s not me
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Maia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
It's 1828. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 1929. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the century for insane and idiotic reasons. It's 2025. The United States has adopted the highest tariff rate of the ce
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