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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 14/11/2025

I don't care if you are literally Jesus, if you get caught doing the "water into wine" thing at a restaurant more than once you'll get in trouble

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 24/10/2025

The only good thing about waiting 40 minutes for a bus is getting to listen to West End Girl all the way through 🔥🔥

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

I want my new job to start soon so I can buy more scented candles

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I'm a writer, and I cannot imagine creating a more succinct villain

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025

I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

I think it's important to know that I'm carrying my Lidl bag like Alexis Rose

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025

Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/08/2025

Boyf is playing Cyberpunk 2027 and spent ages customising his character's face. Turns out you can also change the volume of her pubic hair. Super weird. Anyway, we've agreed that every character will have a full bush and he will donate £1 to Women's Aid every time this happens. Feminism?

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Michael - InnocentGoblin TTRPGs @innocentgoblin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025

The first investigation begins on Monday 11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent

A file with a collection of random papers all about ghosts

The main title says "What Haunts Us: A Modern Ghost Hunting TTRPG" And "The First Investigation Begins on Monday 11AM BST - Oliver Carn Will Need Your Help"

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 10/07/2025

the funny thing about kids' films having references to adults' films (not porn) is the children watch the kids' films, then grow up, watch the adult films and suddenly Realise. I smacked my boyfriend on the arm in shock when I saw a Shrek reference in The Matrix/when I saw a Shrek reference in LOTR

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 01/07/2025

Rose Matefeo should host The Traitors New Zealand Uncloaked

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/06/2025

Got this fun new strain of covid and now my teeth hurt?? Fml

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

The propaganda I'm not falling for is that anyone making those "propaganda I'm not falling for" tiktoks has any idea what propaganda is

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 22/05/2025

Say what you will about 2012, but I personally miss the era of cutesy young women with ukuleles covering incredibly dirty songs

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/05/2025

"Go talk shit on your podcast, Chase" is a god-tier dismissal #tslomw

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

More songs should have trumpet solos

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

Be pretty funny if the pope came back to life after three days

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

White Lotus - i think the only thing Piper could have said that would have got Tim to pay any attention to her is that she likes to be fucked by white guys while staring at Asian women in the ultimate act of alienation and narcissism

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025

Nearly 5 minutes into With Love, Meghan and I can't believe how lovely she is

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 04/03/2025

It is very nice to think that birds are just zooming around, completely unbothered, every day

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 17/02/2025

Did not notice the dastardly Greg Hunt in White Lotus S3E1!

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Warwick Davis once nearly hit me when he was riding a segway and I've been a huge fan ever since

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

Will Poulter's eyebrows deserve a BAFTA

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/02/2025

I would absolutely spread David Tennant on a cracker

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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

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Jacob Jarvis @jacobjarvis.bsky.social · 21/01/2025

What was the overall theme of Trump's speech? @nikkimcr.bsky.social's big takeaway: he's lazy. Listen to more @americanfric.bsky.social at linktr.ee/americanfriction

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

The only nice thing I can say about JD Vance is that his children are absolutely adorable

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 20/01/2025

Wish someone would slip the band a tenner so they play the clown song when Trump enters #presidentialinaguration

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Does anyone know the name of the charity which Alexander wants to donate his possible Traitors winnings to? Sounds extremely cool, and even if he doesn't win, it would be nice to do a little crowdfunding #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk (Oh, and someone make a GoFundMe for Leon's shed)

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Bat Krown 🦇🎃 @katbrownwrites.com · 17/01/2025

On #TheTraitors Uncloaked just now, asked what they’d do with the money: Lisa, warmly, Christ-like: “There’s a charity very close to my heart that’s helped my three sons.” Leon, deadpan: “You’re killing me here, Lisa. I wanted to get a new shed.” 🤝🫡

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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 10/01/2025