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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Well I’ve just pissed myself so that should dampen the risk of any wildfires in my immediate area #governmentalert

Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

I wrote a whole quiz* for BBC Radio 4! It’s called Deja News! It’s very exciting! Please listen in June * @jonholmes.bsky.social might have helped a bit

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Two unrelated announcements: - I’ve just finished Heated Rivalry - I’m moving to Montreal to play professional men’s ice hockey Thank you for your attention on this matter

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Kudos to Neanderthal women for realising human men are best avoided approx 40,000 yrs before I did

A clip from a news story about evidence indicating male Neanderthals and human females were more likely to interbreed than the opposite

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Dave Robinson @dave.europhiles.uk.ap.brid.gy · 26/02/2026

If you live in the #GortonAndDenton constituency and haven't voted yet, but don't know who to vote for, the best tactical vote to keep out #ReformUK is the #GreenParty. Vote #Green for hope not hate. tactical.vote/gorton-and-denton #UKPol #UKPolitics #GortonAndDentonByElection

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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 07/01/2026

Would you like an award-winning mash up of news and pop culture to deal with the current shitshow that the world is in? Well you’re in luck as a BRAND NEW series of #TheSkewer starts tonight 11.15 on BBC Radio 4. Also BBC Sounds. Enjoy.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

We did it!!!!! Thank you Bluesky, you were incredibly helpful, Christmas magic achieved 😭✨🎄

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Sarah O’Connell @sarahoconnellshow.com · 18/12/2025

Thought he was trying to sing the chorus of Seasons of Love from Rent.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

Thank for the reposts and help! Looking for kids 2015/16 Barca kit, shorts and long sleeve top, horizontal stripes, 8-14y (ideally about 10-11y). The specifications are part of his deep and pervasive autistic special interest in football gear, not just him being a brat, promise!

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 12/12/2025

If you randomly have this kids 2016 Barcelona kit in the back of your cupboard and can save Christmas in my house please get in touch 🤞

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UNAGIDON @ribboneels.bsky.social · 26/06/2025

"I asked chatgpt--" Shut the fuck up. I asked the Lady of the Lake, and she said you are unworthy of the sword Excalibur. You will never be king.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/12/2025

Made a festive meme for 6 music dads

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 25/10/2025

I’m off to south-east London to point out people’s character flaws. It’s Greenwich Mean Time

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 11/09/2025

A bit from last night’s #TheSkewer on Radio 4: The Magic St George Roundabouts. Full ep www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/play/...

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Jon Holmes @jonholmes.bsky.social · 10/09/2025

Brand new series of the award-winning satirical comedy #TheSkewer starts tonight on BBC Radio 4, 11.15pm. Expect the news, all remixed. *checks news to see if there is any* (also BBC Sounds) www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

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BBC Radio 4 - The Skewer, Series 14, Ep 1 - Jet 2 Migrant Holidays, The Magic Patriotic Roundabout, and a Putin Loop.

Jon Holmes remixes the news into a satirical current affairs concept album.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 16/07/2025

Me and my esteemed newsreader colleague @hellsbells.bsky.social will be hosting a very serious and important alternative topical comedy gameshow tonight (Wednesday) at Grub in Manchester. We suggest you grab a ticket and join us www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/eat-the-ne...

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 29/05/2025

WE WILL FEED YOU METAPHORICALLY WITH LAUGHTER

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Chain Bear @stuartcb.bsky.social · 25/05/2025

Worms probably say that about us and running

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nakedprods.bsky.social @nakedprods.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

Fresh from the #ukarias win, don't miss the latest episode of #theskewer, Liability Lineker and The Eurovision Fishing Rights Contest. The news remixed. Welcome to The Skewer. Headphones on. 📅 Tonight ⏲️ 23:15 🎧 @BBCRadio4

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Jaycie Grace @jayciegc.bsky.social · 21/05/2025

This meeting could've been a kiss on the forehead

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Philippa East (Author) @philippaeast.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

I'm watching the Parliamentary debate about the self-ID e-petition and my JAW IS ON THE FLOOR. The MPs speaking are hitting ALL the key pro-trans talking points: - transphobic bias in EHRC - nightmare of SC ruling - toilet bans are awful - must hear trans voices - IGLA rainbow map 1/

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

um this is going to be amazing

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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

There’s nowt as queer as folk 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/03/2025

This is so bloody clever and funny and insightful. Should be compulsory listening on standup courses

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 07/03/2025

told my cockney mate I was pregnant with the world’s tallest land mammal, she said ‘you’re having a giraffe’

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 05/02/2025

we’re all here for a very short time, just do what makes you happy and don’t be a dick

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Jemima Kelly @jemima.bsky.social · 30/01/2025

🚨🚨🚨 (Don't usually do this kinda thing BUT) BLOOD STOCKS ARE CRITICALLY LOW. If you can, give blood. ❤️ www.blood.co.uk/news-and-cam...

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Blood donor appeal

There are spaces to donate blood at some of our city centre venues.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

This feels like a question for famous nature expert @hellsbells.bsky.social

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 27/01/2025

A sheep that changes colour to match its background like a chameleon

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Absolutely obsessed with both of these moments and I cannot pick a favourite #TheTraitors

She wasn’t there at the bar at the end of the night

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Robin Rimbaud - Scanner @scannerdot.com · 19/01/2025

A joyful discovery in Vondelpark Amsterdam 😃

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Ariadne Griffin @ariadnereviews.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

The swiftness with which this series became a feminist death cult needs to be studied. I ADORE it. #TheTraitors #Traitors

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

Leanne’s secretly a soldier, Charlotte’s secretly not Welsh, and Freddie is secretly Team GB gymnast Jake Jarman #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK @teamgbofficial.bsky.social

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

My dad when it’s minus 7 outside and he catches me near the thermostat #TheTraitors #Traitors #TheTraitorsUK #TraitorsUK

Alexander on the Traitors saying ‘A lot of heat? Oh I thought some’

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 15/01/2025

My friend @hellsbells.bsky.social’s substack is essential and hilarious reading, please get involved open.substack.com/pub/helenbro...

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Inbox | Substack

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Absolutely love how much treachery is featuring in messages to me this morning. It’s like I’m in a WW2 spy drama and the pavements are secretly the Gestapo

Message from neighbour saying pavements are treacherous

Message from school saying pavements are treacherous

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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Reminder “oh my god, Becky look at her butt” passes the Bechdel test.

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

The Waitrose community tokens scheme has taken a dark turn #TheTraitors

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 11/01/2025

BBC: will you do #TheTraitors s3 please? Winkleman: only if I can wear the pelt of a muppet and be carried aloft by gimps

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Frankie accidentally summing up the state of western civilisation #TheTraitors

A scene from The Traitors with subtitles showing ‘we’re in, like, a bog of shit, to put it mildly’

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Planning a weekend away for my 40th in the summer with me and 3 mates, we want fun party times, cool culture, and to be in bed by 11pm. Do we choose: A. Berlin B. Amsterdam C. Reliving the very messy Leeds festival we attended age 17 (with the addition of luxury yurt, I’m not an animal)

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Ali Panting @alipanting.bsky.social · 08/01/2025