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Clara Godwin-Suttie

@itcouldbeclara.bsky.social
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
I don't care if you are literally Jesus, if you get caught doing the "water into wine" thing at a restaurant more than once you'll get in trouble
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
The only good thing about waiting 40 minutes for a bus is getting to listen to West End Girl all the way through 🔥🔥
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Name one after me and then send me updates about my TTPRG self with no context
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
I want my new job to start soon so I can buy more scented candles
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
www.refugeecouncil.org.uk?form=FUNEDBN...
refugeecouncil.org.uk
Home - Refugee Council
Born in the aftermath of World War II, we’ve been empowering refugees to rebuild their lives in Britain for more than seventy years.
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm a writer, and I cannot imagine creating a more succinct villain
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I think it's important to know that I'm carrying my Lidl bag like Alexis Rose
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
I mean seeing my lovely boyfriend
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Boyf is playing Cyberpunk 2027 and spent ages customising his character's face. Turns out you can also change the volume of her pubic hair. Super weird. Anyway, we've agreed that every character will have a full bush and he will donate £1 to Women's Aid every time this happens. Feminism?
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Michael - InnocentGoblin TTRPGs @innocentgoblin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
The first investigation begins on Monday 11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent
A file with a collection of random papers all about ghosts

The main title says "What Haunts Us: A Modern Ghost Hunting TTRPG" And "The First Investigation Begins on Monday 11AM BST - Oliver Carn Will Need Your Help"
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
How did it go? 🤞
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
Good luck!
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Please send your sister my love! I found the picture from her wedding the other day
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Adorable! Can't wait!
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
the funny thing about kids' films having references to adults' films (not porn) is the children watch the kids' films, then grow up, watch the adult films and suddenly Realise. I smacked my boyfriend on the arm in shock when I saw a Shrek reference in The Matrix/when I saw a Shrek reference in LOTR
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Rose Matefeo should host The Traitors New Zealand Uncloaked
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Got this fun new strain of covid and now my teeth hurt?? Fml
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
The propaganda I'm not falling for is that anyone making those "propaganda I'm not falling for" tiktoks has any idea what propaganda is
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
OK. We should probably still do it though
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
Say what you will about 2012, but I personally miss the era of cutesy young women with ukuleles covering incredibly dirty songs
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
"Go talk shit on your podcast, Chase" is a god-tier dismissal #tslomw
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Sad Big Bird is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
More songs should have trumpet solos
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Moon is gay CONFIRMED
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Did JD Vance intentionally kill the pope, or is his presence just that toxic?
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Be pretty funny if the pope came back to life after three days
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Might I recommend Tessa Boase's book, "Etta Lemon: The Woman Who Saved The Birds"
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Yaaaaay good ep 💜💜
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I'm at Heathrow, flying to Kuala Lumpur tomorrow morning!
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Oooo will this be on Spotify?
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
Dog days AREN'T over?
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
Whore
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
I don't think you'll like this, but Dorne in ASOIAF. There are distinct ethnic groups with different histories. There's equality between them and there's also an equality between genders and generally a more progressive society, plus you see how they're viewed by outsiders
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
What happened next?
media.tenor.com
a panda bear eating popcorn from a bucket
ALT: a panda bear eating popcorn from a bucket
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Nile (like the river) @nilejoan.com · 19/03/2025
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
White Lotus - i think the only thing Piper could have said that would have got Tim to pay any attention to her is that she likes to be fucked by white guys while staring at Asian women in the ultimate act of alienation and narcissism
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Step one: uncover those medieval dunking stools used in the witch trials and give them a go with board members of Thames Water
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
She's proofreading
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Snog, marry, avoid: Musk, Trump and Vance
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I want to be one of Meghan's bees
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
Nearly 5 minutes into With Love, Meghan and I can't believe how lovely she is
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
So you're going to Barnard Castle? It's good to stop off somewhere with famously excellent opticians
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
While you're absolutely right, it is true that Elon Musk memed his way *into* fascism
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Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
It is very nice to think that birds are just zooming around, completely unbothered, every day
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