Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I don't care if you are literally Jesus, if you get caught doing the "water into wine" thing at a restaurant more than once you'll get in trouble 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 24/10/2025The only good thing about waiting 40 minutes for a bus is getting to listen to West End Girl all the way through 🔥🔥 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/10/2025Name one after me and then send me updates about my TTPRG self with no context 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/09/2025I want my new job to start soon so I can buy more scented candles 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025www.refugeecouncil.org.uk?form=FUNEDBN...refugeecouncil.org.ukHome - Refugee CouncilBorn in the aftermath of World War II, we’ve been empowering refugees to rebuild their lives in Britain for more than seventy years. 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I'm a writer, and I cannot imagine creating a more succinct villain 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Then I went onto her page. There's not much, just a picture of a horse and a quote about how deep and endless sadness can be 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025So I clicked on his page and there's some stuff about his job and then a picture of him with his wife. She's on a horse, and he's written something about how he doesn't usually compliment her, but today she's done him proud 🧵 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I'm still part of a Facebook group for the town in which I went to school. Someone posted asking if anyone is going to Tommy Robinson's demonstration in London in a few weeks. One bloke said yes 🧵 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025I think it's important to know that I'm carrying my Lidl bag like Alexis Rose 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Bakery closed, got mushroom bao buns instead 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Two beers, girly pop music and walking to the Lidl bakery has got me in the best fucking mood 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/08/2025Boyf is playing Cyberpunk 2027 and spent ages customising his character's face. Turns out you can also change the volume of her pubic hair. Super weird. Anyway, we've agreed that every character will have a full bush and he will donate £1 to Women's Aid every time this happens. Feminism? 000
Reposted by Clara Godwin-SuttieMichael - InnocentGoblin TTRPGs @innocentgoblin.bsky.social · 01/08/2025The first investigation begins on Monday 11am BST - Oliver Carn Needs Your Help And your skills as a ghost hunter will be needed agent 1126
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/07/2025Please send your sister my love! I found the picture from her wedding the other day 110
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 10/07/2025the funny thing about kids' films having references to adults' films (not porn) is the children watch the kids' films, then grow up, watch the adult films and suddenly Realise. I smacked my boyfriend on the arm in shock when I saw a Shrek reference in The Matrix/when I saw a Shrek reference in LOTR 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Rose Matefeo should host The Traitors New Zealand Uncloaked 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 16/06/2025Got this fun new strain of covid and now my teeth hurt?? Fml 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 12/06/2025The propaganda I'm not falling for is that anyone making those "propaganda I'm not falling for" tiktoks has any idea what propaganda is 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 05/06/2025OK. We should probably still do it though 020
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 22/05/2025Say what you will about 2012, but I personally miss the era of cutesy young women with ukuleles covering incredibly dirty songs 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/05/2025"Go talk shit on your podcast, Chase" is a god-tier dismissal #tslomw 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 03/05/2025Sad Big Bird is the most heartbreaking thing I've ever seen 040
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 23/04/2025Did JD Vance intentionally kill the pope, or is his presence just that toxic? 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/04/2025Be pretty funny if the pope came back to life after three days 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 17/04/2025Might I recommend Tessa Boase's book, "Etta Lemon: The Woman Who Saved The Birds" 020
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I'm at Heathrow, flying to Kuala Lumpur tomorrow morning! 010
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/03/2025I don't think you'll like this, but Dorne in ASOIAF. There are distinct ethnic groups with different histories. There's equality between them and there's also an equality between genders and generally a more progressive society, plus you see how they're viewed by outsiders 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 21/03/2025What happened next?media.tenor.coma panda bear eating popcorn from a bucketALT: a panda bear eating popcorn from a bucket 100
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 18/03/2025White Lotus - i think the only thing Piper could have said that would have got Tim to pay any attention to her is that she likes to be fucked by white guys while staring at Asian women in the ultimate act of alienation and narcissism 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Step one: uncover those medieval dunking stools used in the witch trials and give them a go with board members of Thames Water 060
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Snog, marry, avoid: Musk, Trump and Vance 030
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Nearly 5 minutes into With Love, Meghan and I can't believe how lovely she is 020
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025So you're going to Barnard Castle? It's good to stop off somewhere with famously excellent opticians 000
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 06/03/2025While you're absolutely right, it is true that Elon Musk memed his way *into* fascism 020
Clara Godwin-Suttie @itcouldbeclara.bsky.social · 04/03/2025It is very nice to think that birds are just zooming around, completely unbothered, every day 000