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ianstein's monster

@it-i4n.bsky.social
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hypothetically possible | exogenously testosteronated | sensorially participatory | unrepentantly extant | fundamentally irredeemable | featherlessly biped

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Frog and Toad Bot @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social · 2h
Frog looked smaller as he shouted, “Hooray for Toad!”
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Gupp @kenny-loggoff.bsky.social · 3h
thinking bout wildebeasts an babloons rn
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 9h
hey chaos magic bluesky check this out
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Do you think unbending Clippy until he was a long piece of metal would be painful for him. Or do you think it would cause him to feel a great sense of relief
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ghoul who is a tree @crabby-girl.bsky.social · 4h
the Lord is my collector, I am his Funko Pop
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Pippin from the Lord of the Rings movie with a weird smile on his face speaking to Aragorn who is off screen. Text reads "We've had one, yes. What about second Fresca?"
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affine @refinement.systems · 17h
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james @james.claims · 8h
so apparently national coming out day is not about coming out of your penis
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 23h
shirtless black man with fists out staring at the viewer with the meme text saying: "SHARE IF YOU NOT AFRAID OF HALOWEEN"
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
is it wine????
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I am in awe of this beverage technology
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
ooh that sounds awesome!
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
is there anything fun to do in the financial district of NYC for like half a day or should I just subway to the MoMA?
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
🗣 GO PISS KING
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corpse @consume.red · 10/10/2026
who called it "eliminative materialism" and not "'sike!' of somatic"
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comfort foods @primpker.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Not the Shrike impaling my white ass onto the Tree of Pain
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
literally every single one of these is how it feels to be a trans man
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
and then there's this guy
a pink blind snake opening its lil mouth and there's no teeth in there
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 09/10/2026
guys we have Got to write poems that suck
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
roids binroids bin (interior)
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corpse @consume.red · 02/10/2026
jesus' disciples, to jesus, just before the sermon on the mount:
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corpse @consume.red · 08/10/2026
carson mccullers with speech bubble down
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🥹
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
they got delivered while I was at your place! I'll give you one next time I see you 😌
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
got my author copies today!!! gf finished reading and concluded that "these are poems about not killing yourself" otherspaces.bandcamp.com/merch/ian-la...
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Ian Lark Miller – Walking Palm from Other Spaces
Ian Lark Miller – Walking Palm from Other Spaces
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
yes sometimes people say trans women when they really should mean trans people but i personally don’t really give a fuck cause i’m too busy jerking off my new tiny penis
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
this is so tboy coded thank you the onion
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"we saw you from across the tundra and we fucking hate your vibe. we're gonna beat your ass."
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
to hornypost with full power, one must believe their posts are being sent into a pure and endless void
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I got so much worse at hornyposting the moment a women I knew in real life and was attracted to quoted one of my posts back to me. I obviously understood, intellectually, that other people could read my hornyposts. but it wasn't until then that I realized what this meant in practical terms.
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
this fucking rules hell yeah
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Trey @internettrey.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Wolf Like Me" is track 5 on TV on the Radio's Return to Cookie Mountain
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 07/10/2026
this looks like a place where there were esteemed deeds, thinking i might build a house here
landscape with spikes
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Just Bearly Doug @justbearlydoug.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Jesus H Christ, the H is for High-T
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
TWO OF THEM!!!!!!!!!!
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DracuLuna @sorrowsoftheluna.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
everyone shup up, Cheese has something important to say
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mr coffee @i.n33d.coffee · 06/10/2026
I hope this email finds you because then it's my turn to hide.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This meeting could have been an email, and that email could have included a gif of a sassy squirrel saying “you go squirrel”, and I could have sent back a gif that said “snailed it”, you idiot
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Kait Richardson 🥔 @thryse.com · 07/10/2026
the entire drug scheduling system is nothing more than a numeric rating of how closely associated with racial minorities a drug is
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
you're onto something here...
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 06/10/2026
fourth: Ian Lark Miller's Walking Palm. a debut collection(!) from a poet with a strong sense of movement and moment. it's a privilege to get to print these poems out mail them to people. otherspaces.bandcamp.com/merch/ian-la...
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Ian Lark Miller – Walking Palm from Other Spaces
Ian Lark Miller – Walking Palm from Other Spaces
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 06/10/2026
our third zine was Rosalind Shoopmann's "Dramatic and Dubious" Histories of Meeker County, Minnesota. an experimental narrative excavated from wikipedia records. nobody else is doing stuff like Rosalind. otherspaces.bandcamp.com/merch/rosali...
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Rosalind Shoopmann – "Dramatic and Dubious" Histories of Meeker County, Minnesota from Other Spaces
Rosalind Shoopmann – "Dramatic and Dubious" Histories of Meeker County, Minnesota from Other Spaces
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
knowing absolutely nothing about this film, I think it's universally great when autists kill people
freedom of speech painting
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
omg he's just like me frfr...
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 06/10/2026
second zine was a collaboration with Ishtar Sr. on the release of her album wifef*cker ultraDELUXE. it's a tour map and lyrics book for a really sick record. i would love to do more collabs like this. otherspaces.bandcamp.com/merch/ishtar...
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Ishtar Sr. – wifef*cker ultraDELUXE (tour + lyrics zine) from Other Spaces
Ishtar Sr. – wifef*cker ultraDELUXE (tour + lyrics zine) from Other Spaces
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Isobel Bess @echosequence.space · 06/10/2026
our first zine was my own project, Distance Montage—a collection of interrelated poems and processed digital photographs inspired by the work of Soviet Armenian filmmaker Artavazd Peleshian otherspaces.bandcamp.com/merch/isobel...
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Isobel Bess – Distance Montage from Other Spaces
Isobel Bess – Distance Montage from Other Spaces
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I don't really watch much TV so I have not. is it good?
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I had to stop reading V because pynchon mentioned me as a bit character and it hurt my feelings
If he is going into management, he writes. If he is an engineer architect why he paints or sculpts. He will straddle the line, aware
up to the point of knowing he is getting the worst of both worlds,but never stopping to wonder why there should ever have been a line, or even if there is a line at all. He will learn how to be a twinned man and will go on at the game, straddling until he splits up the crotch and in half from the prolonged tension, and then he will be destroyed.
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I love and cherish this fear because it prevents me from experiencing an even worse fear: that I have the true soul of a guy who works in marketing
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ianstein's monster @it-i4n.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
sometimes I fear I have the true soul of an accountant
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