relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 4hswooning after an mp3girl with reduced resolution, i’ve got a bitcrush 2214
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenkatsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 13haborted printer gf............. 215138
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenZoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 21hOh happy Lesbian day I'm Lesbians 1755517
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenrelax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025hehehe 🤭 what’s that? why am i laughing? oh, nothing…. ☺️ it’s just that… i couldn’t help but notice… 😏 you pressed and held the back left trigger button to lock onto me 😳 432661
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenrelax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop 15712
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenMaddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 22hPC load letter... the fuck does that mean? 1221
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22htryna get a printjob from a printergirl and im gonna be honest gang it is straight up not going well 431329
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenCatacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 22hprintergirl who's a puppygirl who inkjets when she's excited and jams when she wags her tail 151
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still ken💕✨️DivineBabeOfBabes💕✨️ @donababe.bsky.social · 22hMe petting your printer: WHAT A GOOD BOY THATS A GOOD BOY!!! Printer: -paper jam- 0112
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22hoh you have a dog? that’s cool. my printer can do everything your dog can do. just take a look at this 2173
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22homg you guys my printer had a puppy!! isn’t she cute ^_^ 0393
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22hso glad someone recognizes the beauty i’m channeling 010
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22hplease do not buy your printer from a big box store. their practices are highly unethical. my printer is a rescue. i got him the humane way: running across several lanes of traffic to heave him out of a roadside gutter 2356
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22hokay so first of all i keep my pet printer in a perfectly safe and loving environment. i don’t appreciate you insinuating im not a caring owner. i love him deeply. secondly, for all we know, those camel cigarettes could be good for him, 0152
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22hcan’t take my printer out to the park for enrichment with the other home appliances anymore. last week it tried to trap some asshole’s off leash hand mixer in its scanner bed 0132
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23htaking my pet printer out on a walk, picking up the paper it spits out on my neighbor’s lawn with a doggy doodoo bag 0131
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23hupside of living in a 450 sq ft house: monthly expenses are as cheap as possible, less surface area to vacuum downside of living in a 450 sq ft house: literally everything else 080
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23hliving in a tiny space makes you act like a pitiful pauper even if you’re not struggling too hard financially. i just spent 20 minutes fantasizing about the wild aspiration of one day having the space to own a wf-2950 epson home printer. with ☝️ a built in scanner btw 1130
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23hop-ed i got paid $5,000 for by a metropolitan publication desperate for hate clicks: In A Time Of Unprecedented Climate Crisis, If You’re Not Drinking Your Paint Water You’re Just Being Wasteful 0141
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenSam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026Streetwear Muppets or something 10843210
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenYooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 06/10/2026do it squeak though 2182
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026third time in a row i’ve tried to tell a joke at this party and no one laughed, im getting jester dysphoria 1260
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still ken🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i care not for thy foolmaxxing 0306
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026oooooh i’m liking the look of affinity, ty!! 110
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i used to use gimp in high school! i do remember it being clunky but i should take another crack at it to see if i can jive with it 110
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if the answer is just get indesign and photoshop i will, but wanted to see if there’s anything else out there before i try sailing the seven seas 150
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i don’t love canva’s ui and paywalled assets, i need something like indesign where i can easily alter page dimensions and see cutoffs, and i want to be able to import textures fonts and overlays to make supplemental digital art and assets like photoshop 150
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026hiiiii artsy friends followers and countrymen i have a question: what is ur fav software for making zines on da computer. preferably free or easily torrentable. i want to mash my photography + physical art + writing together, and would be cool if i could also do digital collage art in it as well 4133
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenHam @zombieham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You're so funpilled! 011
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenlaura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026let’s raze and salt the public square with mama 1519
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop 15712
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenattentiondivided @attentiondivided.bsky.social · 03/10/2026invulnerable o-frames 0101
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenAll Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026hast thou been injured in a commercial truck accident 1656
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenDawn 💙🧡💙 @dawnyan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026fucking up the QTE in the orgasm cutscene so my penis and balls explode 0152
relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026don’t care + laughing + chortling + giggling + chuckling + hee hooing 0326
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenrelax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026the fact that orgasms can be ruined is some bullshit. the second your cum muscles activate it should trigger a 20 second unskippable cutscene 79221
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kendeath bot @deathbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youtu.be/ISz7D_ARKsgyoutu.beSonic Unleashed QuickTime Event GreenscreenYouTube video by iitsAP 152
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenzasabi.bsky.social @zasabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026With a qte to extend it another 20 seconds 141
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenrelax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026and this is why i keep a 20 year old camcorder on hand. iphone videos just don’t bring the same vibe. the fact that this looks like early 2000s cryptid footage is what makes it so special 610325
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenrue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/10/2026sorry you misheard me i’m a honk top. yeah the red rubber nose has to stay on. i can take off the shoes i guess but are you sure you don’t have any oversized red slippers, maybe in your closet? the fright wig stays too. oh yeah i’ve got something to blindfold you let me just get my regular kerchief 614921
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenSun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026when it's been A While: 1211
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenspooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026pfp update 1381
Reposted by relax guys, it’s still kenmartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026(shaky footage of me tearfully reading off a piece of paper in a nondescript location. just off camera there is a gun pointed at my head) the ghouls in my employ have formed a boo-nion 0492