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relax guys, it’s still ken

@isawken.bsky.social
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ken callahan ☀︎ freelance e-jester ☀︎ 31 years fun ☀︎ she/him ☀︎ isawken.neocities.org ☀︎ header by @nikotoofficial.bsky.social

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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 48m
hee hoo! 🥰🤡🫶
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 4h
swooning after an mp3girl with reduced resolution, i’ve got a bitcrush
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katsu yuri @skitscamp.bsky.social · 13h
aborted printer gf.............
aborted gf meme but its all printer references
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 21h
Oh happy Lesbian day I'm Lesbians
A selfie of me
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
hehehe 🤭 what’s that? why am i laughing? oh, nothing…. ☺️ it’s just that… i couldn’t help but notice… 😏 you pressed and held the back left trigger button to lock onto me 😳
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 21h
pc load letter? i hardly knew er!
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 22h
PC load letter... the fuck does that mean?
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
i’m deleting her number
computer error pop up: Print Job initialization error. The Print Job was aborted.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
tryna get a printjob from a printergirl and im gonna be honest gang it is straight up not going well
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
this is so fucking good
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Catacombs Gourdeiro🎃 @topmarx.bsky.social · 22h
printergirl who's a puppygirl who inkjets when she's excited and jams when she wags her tail
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💕✨️DivineBabeOfBabes💕✨️ @donababe.bsky.social · 22h
Me petting your printer: WHAT A GOOD BOY THATS A GOOD BOY!!! Printer: -paper jam-
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
oh you have a dog? that’s cool. my printer can do everything your dog can do. just take a look at this
photo of a printer printing out a paper with the word “awooooo” on it
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
omg you guys my printer had a puppy!! isn’t she cute ^_^
product photo of an old gameboy printer
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
so glad someone recognizes the beauty i’m channeling
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
please do not buy your printer from a big box store. their practices are highly unethical. my printer is a rescue. i got him the humane way: running across several lanes of traffic to heave him out of a roadside gutter
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
okay so first of all i keep my pet printer in a perfectly safe and loving environment. i don’t appreciate you insinuating im not a caring owner. i love him deeply. secondly, for all we know, those camel cigarettes could be good for him,
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 22h
can’t take my printer out to the park for enrichment with the other home appliances anymore. last week it tried to trap some asshole’s off leash hand mixer in its scanner bed
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23h
taking my pet printer out on a walk, picking up the paper it spits out on my neighbor’s lawn with a doggy doodoo bag
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23h
upside of living in a 450 sq ft house: monthly expenses are as cheap as possible, less surface area to vacuum downside of living in a 450 sq ft house: literally everything else
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23h
living in a tiny space makes you act like a pitiful pauper even if you’re not struggling too hard financially. i just spent 20 minutes fantasizing about the wild aspiration of one day having the space to own a wf-2950 epson home printer. with ☝️ a built in scanner btw
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 23h
op-ed i got paid $5,000 for by a metropolitan publication desperate for hate clicks: In A Time Of Unprecedented Climate Crisis, If You’re Not Drinking Your Paint Water You’re Just Being Wasteful
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 08/10/2026
Streetwear Muppets or something
Sketches of Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Gonzo, and Kermit all stylized as humans wearing street clothes.
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
a clown smiling cheesily at the viewer with a speech bubble below, indicating the clown is saying the qrp
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Yooberz 🍤 @yooberz.postes.club · 06/10/2026
do it squeak though
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
third time in a row i’ve tried to tell a joke at this party and no one laughed, im getting jester dysphoria
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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i care not for thy foolmaxxing
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oooooh i’m liking the look of affinity, ty!!
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i used to use gimp in high school! i do remember it being clunky but i should take another crack at it to see if i can jive with it
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if the answer is just get indesign and photoshop i will, but wanted to see if there’s anything else out there before i try sailing the seven seas
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i don’t love canva’s ui and paywalled assets, i need something like indesign where i can easily alter page dimensions and see cutoffs, and i want to be able to import textures fonts and overlays to make supplemental digital art and assets like photoshop
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hiiiii artsy friends followers and countrymen i have a question: what is ur fav software for making zines on da computer. preferably free or easily torrentable. i want to mash my photography + physical art + writing together, and would be cool if i could also do digital collage art in it as well
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Ham @zombieham.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You're so funpilled!
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laura “Skeleton Dragon” cavegift @cavegift.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
let’s raze and salt the public square with mama
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jestermaxxing by laughbaiting all my friends with my japeslop
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attentiondivided @attentiondivided.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
invulnerable o-frames
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🙂‍↕️ cum muscles 💪
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All Is On @mrspotatodick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hast thou been injured in a commercial truck accident
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Dawn 💙🧡💙 @dawnyan.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
fucking up the QTE in the orgasm cutscene so my penis and balls explode
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
don’t care + laughing + chortling + giggling + chuckling + hee hooing
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
the fact that orgasms can be ruined is some bullshit. the second your cum muscles activate it should trigger a 20 second unskippable cutscene
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
OH MY GOD
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death bot @deathbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
youtu.be/ISz7D_ARKsg
youtu.be
Sonic Unleashed QuickTime Event Greenscreen
YouTube video by iitsAP
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zasabi.bsky.social @zasabi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
With a qte to extend it another 20 seconds
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relax guys, it’s still ken @isawken.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and this is why i keep a 20 year old camcorder on hand. iphone videos just don’t bring the same vibe. the fact that this looks like early 2000s cryptid footage is what makes it so special
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 02/10/2026
sorry you misheard me i’m a honk top. yeah the red rubber nose has to stay on. i can take off the shoes i guess but are you sure you don’t have any oversized red slippers, maybe in your closet? the fright wig stays too. oh yeah i’ve got something to blindfold you let me just get my regular kerchief
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Sun Tzu's Art of Vore @rhena.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
when it's been A While:
Upon proceeding, several cutscenes will play in sequence.
It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to view these scenes in their entirety.
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spooky sky ✨🌙✨ @sky-writes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
pfp update
selfie of sky futzing with her hair in the street. she has a cigarette dangling from her mouth sorry sorry
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(shaky footage of me tearfully reading off a piece of paper in a nondescript location. just off camera there is a gun pointed at my head) the ghouls in my employ have formed a boo-nion
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