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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, I don’t know exactly why this is happening, as I’m no longer involved, but I do have some experience with the collection of npm download counts. This smells WAY MORE like a data collection error, not a sudden unexplained behavior change on the part of the entire world in tandem.
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
New English-language exclusive on drone attacks and public sentiment in Russia en.thenewtab.io/drone-attack...
en.thenewtab.io
How drone attacks are changing everyday life in Russia
Fuel shortages, refinery fires and disrupted deliveries have made the war harder to ignore. A view from inside Russia on drone attacks and public mood
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
New translation! A literal fluff piece (with pretty photos) en.thenewtab.io/russia-popla...
en.thenewtab.io
Russia’s Poplar Fluff: Allergy and “Sex Change” Myths
Why did Soviet cities plant so many poplars? The New Tab debunks myths about fluff-sucking robots, allergies, tree sex, and a Stalingrad survivor
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
A pair of new translations — both reported pieces from freelancers still working in Russia — out today with @thedialmag.bsky.social www.thedial.world/articles/new...
thedial.world
Online in Russia — The Dial
Two reports from The New Tab, a magazine in exile.
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/07/2026
I am rooting for mutual annihilation www.cnbc.com/2026/07/10/a...
cnbc.com
Apple sues OpenAI alleging trade secret theft, says scheme was 'at every level'
The two companies entered into a high-profile partnership in 2024 when ChatGPT was integrated into the iPhone's operating system.
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Tess Snider @malkyne.com · 08/07/2026
I am exasperated with people accusing programmers of "gatekeeping" programming. We were practically dragging people through the gate. Do you know why a mindless LLM can tell you so much great programming information? It's because we've been sharing that information for free online for decades.
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I appreciate @acollierastro.bsky.social’s desire to not make anyone feel dumb, which is noble and the correct stance for an educator. But I am a former academic from basically the wordsiest of disciplines and I composed in LaTeX. Because Word is the literal worst. She is 100% right about this!
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Such spy 🕵️ very state actor 🥷 wow
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Well, boo for me reading it, but yay for you and newtab, I guess 🤑
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
When I click [EN] at the top, the page has the heading (still in Russian), but no article. 🤔
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I'm doing an experiment! Write to me at chat@emilylaskin.com if you want to get an email newsletter from me between 1 and, idk, 20 times a year.
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
New translation! Read about one of Russia's political prisoners, jailed for "distributing" a book that's available to the public in Russian libraries and for free on the Internet. en.thenewtab.io/grigory-skvo...
en.thenewtab.io
Why Russian Photographer Grigory Skvortsov Was Sentenced to 16 Years for Treason
Russian photographer and musician Grigory Skvortsov was sentenced to 16 years for treason after sharing publicly available materials on Soviet bunkers. This is the full story of the case, the archives...
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I wrote about how much I hate ballot propositions and whatever the hell else you call direct democracy measures, because I'm a contrarian asshole but/and I care about political power. emilylaskin.com/2026/06/dire...
emilylaskin.com
Yes, I hate direct democracy
wordcel at large
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they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Having love and lost is way worse than never having loved at all. Like it’s not even close.
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Ectoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
It’s actually a fascinating etymology. In: no De: of, down from Fat: obese I: also not Gable: vertical triangular roof of a building It comes from an old Frankish/germanic root /indefatique-able/ meaning “a fat man is not to come down from the roof unless it’s a triangle”
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
It's Beltane! Days are still getting longer, but by a little bit less every day. They'll be getting longer and longer slower and slower until the summer solstice. Anyway, here's my music selection for this season. open.spotify.com/playlist/4qV...
open.spotify.com
Spotify – Web Player
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
iNaturalist except it's for mapping the diversity of types of guy, a collaborative effort to identify every type of guy.
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Hi science journalists and child development folks, I am looking for information on the impact of traffic, active vs. car commute, and commute times on toddlers. Point me in any direction!
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 23/04/2026
Still feel like "Musk and his crew of incels destroyed a bunch of stuff they didn't understand and thereby hastened the deaths of millions of children" did not get the public attention it warranted.
wired.com
USAID Whistleblower Says It Was Even Worse Than People Knew
Political appointees wanted a quiet drawdown, the whistleblower says. DOGE wanted an execution.
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v @avi.im · 17/04/2026
Here is an insane piece of lore inside SQLite's source code I am researching VACUUM and I was studying their code. In VACUUM, SQLite creates a temp file prefixed with `etilqs_` Here is why:
** 2006-10-31:  The default prefix used to be "sqlite_".  But then
** Mcafee started using SQLite in their anti-virus product and it
** started putting files with the "sqlite" name in the c:/temp folder.
** This annoyed many windows users.  Those users would then do a 
** Google search for "sqlite", find the telephone numbers of the
** developers and call to wake them up at night and complain.
** For this reason, the default name prefix is changed to be "sqlite" 
** spelled backwards.  So the temp files are still identified, but
** anybody smart enough to figure out the code is also likely smart
** enough to know that calling the developer will not help get rid
** of the file.
*/
#ifndef SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX
# define SQLITE_TEMP_FILE_PREFIX "etilqs_"
#endif
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I am basically a homebody and I was childless in 2020/21, so covid social isolation truly was easy mode for me. But it did suck for a lot of people and I don't quite know how to put this but I think we should cultivate more gratitude for people doing shitty hard things for the collective good.
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Kat8Cha @kat8cha.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Anyway ALSO everyone should read American Hippo by @sarahgailey.bsky.social because nothing says 'yes fun' like both riding hippos and man eating hippos and queer people. torpublishinggroup.com/american-hip...
torpublishinggroup.com
American Hippo
River of Teeth, Taste of Marrow, and New Stories
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is my first time, actually. Usually I barely ever leave Oakland California.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
That was probably me! We ate at spoon food. I’m here visiting colleagues at Sentry.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Yeah, but if you say “Tall Canadian” then the spooks can track you. Gotta keep em off your trail. That’s why I always give the name “Martha from Japan”.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
This is funny because you're probably one of the only not-English people there. Next time you should say your name is "Tall American".
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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 17/09/2023
[an awkward minute passes as Death struggles to pick up change from the countertop] Death: (embarrassed) ha ha slippery coins Drugstore Clerk: nah man it’s cuz you got them bone hands
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 13/04/2026
Yeah bsky.app/profile/grav...
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Social media apps as Lord of the Rings characters, a thread: Twitter: Twitter is Gollum. Began as a normal halfling. Overexposure to evil left it thin and stretched and bitter.
media.tenor.com
a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
Alt: a close up of a gollum from the lord of the rings with a very angry look on his face
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
ewwwwwwwwww
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I lowkey hate how much this delights me 😂
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
And they *almost* mean the same thing, too. Relating to mimicry behavior, vs behaviors passed along through mimicry.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 04/04/2026

ANTI-BEDTIME LEFTIST WEBSITE
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mcc @dryad.technology · 03/04/2026
The other possible doctrinal conclusion is that blasting rope to waluigi hentai is not a sin
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FirerMcFirer @aradfirer.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can
A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022):
Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Classic laughter demon summoning fuel
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Angine de Poitrine, Vol II Sarniezz is the stand-out hit, imo. Utzp is legitimately hilarious. open.spotify.com/album/3FqqIe...
open.spotify.com
Vol.II
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Emily L @laskin.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Next year in peace. Free Palestine.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I’m so sorry that you had this traumatic experience.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
In fairness it’s not like the consequences of having a mad king unilaterally take the country to war on a whim were so incredibly obvious that you could see it coming from the 18th and 19th centuries www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
“Kings had always been involving and impoverishing their people in wars, pretending generally, if not always, that the good of the people was the object,” a young representative named Abraham Lincoln wrote in 1848. This was “understood to be the most oppressive of all Kingly oppressions and they resolved to so frame the Constitution that no one man should hold the power of bringing this oppression upon us.” This quote, incidentally, is immortalized on the House’s website, if any members of Congress are looking for it.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Wow! That’s like 2 and a quarter whole strategies, sounds like this guy is really moving the needle out of the box!
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
You’re absolutely right, great catch!
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
At this point, if someone ran for president on the single campaign promise that they'd hang Trump and Hegseth for war crimes, they'd have my vote. Hell, I'd knock on doors for them. That is not even an extreme leftist thing, "killing fascists" is like, a 1940s-era conservative position.
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isaacs @isaacs.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Absurd Trolley Problems neal.fun/absurd-troll...
neal.fun
Absurd Trolley Problems
Every problem is the trolley problem.
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Mar Hicks @histoftech.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
why is this so funny to me
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Guy who keeps hinting at the fucked up problematic media he likes and finally reveals he's talking about Scooby Do.
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Alex @blangry.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
London Liverpool Street, London Laugherpool Street, London Loverpool Street.
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