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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Do you know of any city that needs a park? - Tell her - Don't tell her
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
youtu.be/rbOTn4KQCAE?...
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Protect Ya Neck (Official Audio)
YouTube video by WuTangClanVEVO
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scorpy @socpens.com · 02/09/2026
gaster
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
The British Press routinely hounds named individuals to suicide. Break up the papers and regulate them into nonexistence because their continued operation is a threat to everyone who lives here who they may choose to target.
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Anna 🌿👁️ @annacwebs.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Don't quote me on this in like 10 years but I think one of the defining issues of the 2020s is "a better world is actually very easy to achieve, the powers that be are just not interested in achieving it."
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This makes sense. Trans People are nomadic pastoralists - while they have historically been valuable trading partners for sedentary agrarian cities, the advent of stirrups and their proficiency with horse archery made them a fearsome foe to urban areas from The Yellow River to the Pannonian Plain.
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irismessage.bsky.social @irismessage.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
average british happening
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
we have to nuke NYC. Theyre too happy
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scorpy @socpens.com · 13/06/2026
More than 1 Beer a week gives you cancer Chewing gum gives you micro plastic Hot dog gives you cancer
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scorpy @socpens.com · 28/04/2026
new halo
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
I'm a bad person. I believe I could have done anything.
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tro @trog.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
There are two lads on the pulley machine next to me having the most homoerotic play fight between sets of tricep pushdowns I've ever seen. They're giggling and pushing each other.
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 08/04/2026
as someone who is generally clueless about movies i could watch nl play cine2nerdle forever man. its like watching a wizard recite incantations from memory
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milo @ventdeiji.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 18/03/2026
I try to compress him in my high pressure chamber once a day and It’s visible
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Zane Schacht - Voice Goblin @voicesbyzane.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Remember when McDonalds made a genAI commercial and it was so universally reviled they pulled it from the internet. Do you have any idea how bad you have to fuck up to make a corporation like McDonalds just pull an entire ad like that. This shit is DEAD.
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Running Dog @runningdog.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
PR guys doing their most outlandish joke impressions of their worst clients don’t come close to what AI CEOs keep saying in public forums
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three witches stand around a cauldron while one of them stirs. Panel 2: one of the witches adds a scoop of pre workout into the pot. Panel 3: the three witches are getting absolutely shredded in the gym.
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scorpy @socpens.com · 07/03/2026
We are shackled by the algorithm..
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 28/02/2026
I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to
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road trip bot @choro-qbooks.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Do you want to go into the burning cave again? - Yes! - Listen to the rules - No!
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Dear @lucympowell.bsky.social, I have enjoyed our exchange of letters about which of our parties is best placed to stop Reform. Hannah Spencer MP and I trust that you agree that this question has now been resolved once and for all. Thanks, Zack Polanski
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
One cool thing about unequivocally hating AI is that you will be proven right over and over again every single day
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 25/02/2026
Wtf
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End Political Homelessness Now @raaleh.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Goalhanger presents: The Rest is Prison with Peter Mandelson and Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor
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Matt Orion @orionmatt.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Georgia was skating to MORTAL KOMBAT at the Olympics exhibition gala
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 04/12/2024
He love this kind of milk ❤️
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scorpy @socpens.com · 13/02/2026
List of things I no longer believe in
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Hes actually going with "Nobody knew" lmfao
Statesmanlike Starmer denies responsibility or knowledge or being present in the moment
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Elite algorithm pull
Youtube video titled 'HARD TECHNO ON THE BINS AT 68 YEARS OLD'. 8k views
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Ernest "Dead" Penfold @penfoldsfiv.eurosky.social · 31/01/2026
Soon
Elon Musk's head photoshopped onto Budd Dwyer holding a gun
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scorpy @socpens.com · 26/01/2026
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 22/01/2026
I just thought everyone should see this
Dr Kareem Carr
man: i wish to publish
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reviewer 2: your paper is no good
man: i'll do anything to improve
reviewer 2: it's simple. you must read the work of the great scientist Pagliarini
man: *bursts into tears* but i am Pagliarini
Andre Pagliarini
@apagliar
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a first: in rejecting an article I submitted to a journal, reviewer 2 noted I failed to engage the work of one Andre Pagliarini
Jan 21, 2026 • 3:47 PM UTC
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Winnie the Pooh (Official) @indianawalsh.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Gary Larson: In my cartoon I invented Cow Tools as a cautionary tale Cows: At long last, we have created the Cow Tools from classic newspaper comic Cow Tools
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Using the old IDF lies it was only a matter of time wasn't it
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𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍 𝐈𝐍 𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋™ @devononearth.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Future historians will struggle to determine if Norman Reedus was a historical or a mythical figure
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
this post broke my brain for a good week where literally any task i did was followed by the thought “keep trying to be sexy & have fun” and i just heard it again trying a new paint. i will probably be found wandering the streets muttering it at garbage cans
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Millennials who are very cavalier about not having children are in for a shock when they enter their 40s & realize life is only half over. What do you do at that point? Keep trying to be sexy & have fun? I expect to see a lot of sadness & confusion about what to do at that point.
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I think it’s an exaggeration to say that all of the new fascist right leaders are sexual harassers or other forms of sex offenders, wildly radicalised by Me Too creating at least a bit of accountability. But it’s not a *wild* exaggeration, is it? It’s true enough to be acceptable.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
Sinatra has gone woke
Civil rights activism
From the 1940s Sinatra refused to perform for segregated audiences. In Las Vegas he forced the Sands to serve Nat King Cole in the dining room and, with Sammy Davis Jr., ended Jim Crow policies in Nevada hotels and casinos by
1961. 9! He headlined Carnegie Hall for Martin Luther King Jr. in 1961, led Rat Pack boycotts, donated heavily to SCLC and voter registration, and was praised by Vice President Humphrey after the Watts riots for teaching tolerance."] Orson Welles witnessed Sinatra physically
threaten a restaurant owner who refused service to a Black musician.
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 28/12/2025
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
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Baaulp @baaulp.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
Never will forget the month or so where Mozzarella couldn't come downstairs without aggressively announcing it
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小島秀夫 @hideokojima.bsky.kojimaproductions.jp · 13/12/2025
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mimi 💾😈 @0233.neocities.org · 02/12/2025
tales from impstation: upstream pushed an update that caused instruments to break the game. we soft fixed this using a command to delete all instruments from the map, but this caused all grays (pictured) to start suffocating because their lungs can be played as an instrument (we deleted their lungs)
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MasterGir @mastergir.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
Got this random spam text and my phone's suggested replies fuckin killed me
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WAYNERADIOTV @wayneradio.tv · 03/09/2025
No one knows his true darkness
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Baaulp @baaulp.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
these are the deadlock characters valve needs to add to the game
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