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🤎💛 | John 13:34 | 🌊 | 1995 | ♉️

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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
It is wild to me how much doctor show set in western PA fans hate the main character. The main guy. They haaaaaate him. Happened to my good friend Rob Lowe 911 Lone Star.
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Mid British actor -> Indie rock band front man -> TE from reigning SB champ team can’t wait for Olivia to show up to a Seahawks game in AJ Barner’s suite in mid-October (for legal purposes this is a joke I am an Olivia Rodrigo fan and am excited for her new album)
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Chris Evans Wario Glenn Howerton Waluigi walk with me here
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
What’s up we still insane in the membrane over here
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Thomas Pynchon's appearance on the Simpsons
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
When you recognize the true value of Hall
Elon Musk & X &
名OKWK
@elonmusk
X.com
Oates is a liar and delights in being mean.
Not a good human.
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
Star Trek The Original Series scene. Spock is onboard the Enterprise and shown holding a terrifying alien creature. A MONSTER! (The creature is a small dog, probably some kind of terrier, wearing costume of extra fur and a unicorn horn headband)
Closed caption reads, "[music]"
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Star Trek The Original Series scene, 4 screenshots. We're on the bridge of the Enterprise and see what some would describe as an intimate conversation between famous workplace associates Kirk and Spock. (Spock in blue uniform and Kirk in gold.)
Pics 1 and 2 focused on Spock speaking. 
Closed caption reads, "Captain.... You almost make me believe in luck."
Pics 3 and 4 are now focused on Kirk, who's looking like a cheekyboi. Closed caption reads, "Why Mr. Spock...You almost make me believe in miracles."Alt in pic 1 👍🏽Alt in pic 1🤜🏼🤛🏼Alt in pic 1💪🏼
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onion person @junlper.beer · 26/10/2025
might be one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
The greatest moment in broadcast television history.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
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jordan @jordantyranny.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
treat yo self!!!
Ouroboros can have a little ouroboros as a treat

It’s a picture of a snake eating its own tail a symbol know as the ouroboros! 

#flatcircle #time
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 20/10/2025
what a concept
Fans who wonder why she (Taylor Swift) won't denounce the pro-Trump views of other NFLers, or their wives, should remember that (Travis) Kelce has to work with these people: their distrust would put his life and limb at risk.
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Not for nothing but the chonkier the baby the cuter and TK was one CHONKY baby so yeah I get wanting “the whole block looking like you”
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Kyle Orland @kyleor.land · 16/10/2025
"New Far Side comics" was definitely not on my bingo card for this week. They're not bad! www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
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Haunted Hannah 👻 🍂🎃 @hannahposts.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
Milhouse's dad pointing to his race car bed, but instead it's a cybertruck. The caption says "her name is aura"
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Martin John @martinjohn.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This meme made me laugh.
A meme with a character from Watchmen whose name I can’t remember, saying:

It is 1982. I am one year old. Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2010. I am
twenty-nine years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
It is 2025. I am
fourty-four years old.
Tron bombs at the box office
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!” Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
People logging back into Bluesky for the first time in a year
Homer crawling through the Supplicant door SO, COME CRAWLING BACK, EH?A bunch of nerds waving happily
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
okay but what does the necklace look like when worn because it seems like the only reason the bolts are lined up that way is because of the way it’s packaged
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
This is the last good influencer
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
So like this is funnier and more offensive than anything anyone else said about Kirk that got them fired
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 11/10/2025
"What’s that sound? All I hear is the sound of you not eating a bucket of eggs. That eggless silence is the worst sound in the world."
buff.ly
You Don’t Eat Enough Protein and It Sickens Me
Do you eat enough protein in a day? Don’t even bother answering, because I know the answer is no. But don’t worry, I’m kind of a protein guy. I can...
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Hey hi how’s it going bsky peeps what’s the hot goss
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
This game is truly coughing baby vs coughing baby
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 21/09/2025
for all people mock it wikipedia is genuinely one of the wonders of the modern world
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Apropos of absolutely nothing lemon mint tea with honey is not a signature drink. You can get that anywhere.
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I want a lead single to come out before the album because I’m greeeeedy okay I want like four singles off this album that get so overplayed everywhere the normies complain I want SNL musical guest I want late night talk shows I want SINGLES FROM A POP ALBUM PLEASE
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Casting movies and TV shows in the 60s/70s like “Arabic people and South-Eastern Asians are Latinos, and, of course, Latinos are Greeks, except for when both of these are Yul Brynner”
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
Obsessed with the way the Brazilian stadium announcer says Ladd McConkey
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Hell yeah. HICOW.
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
Sports broadcasting, truly THE nepo baby industry
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
woman elects to ignore political affiliation of most professional athletes while watching sports game
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Star Trek Minus Context @nocontexttrek1.bsky.social · 15/08/2025
Lower Decks scene. (Lower Decks is amazing and if you're anti-cartoon just give it a chance friendo)
We see Boiler and another older Starfleet officer standing against a rock wll, with green air up to their necks, like they're standing in swampy or poisonous air. Boims, as per usual, looks verklempt while older fella explains something holding his PADD. Closed caption reads, "Watch out, giant ham sandwich incoming."
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
What a time to be a fan of both Taylor Swift and the San Diego Padres wooooo
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
OUR Angels
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KAIL 🔮✨ moonlit witch version 🌙 @baby-kail.swifties.social · 12/08/2025
I’m telling you, Showgirl was supposed to be TS11 but then she had her sparkling summer ruined so she had to get the TTPD story out of her system first
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Liz McAlloy @lizmccann.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
What if it’s a ska album?
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
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The.Great.War.stan @thegreatwarstan.swifties.social · 12/08/2025
She literally announced her new album on her boyfriends podcast
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
orange and mint green is an insane color combo but yayayayay new album
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I’m sorry, the song played just before Eras was Applause and it was released TWELVE years ago today????
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iris 💖 @irisdelaney.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
for SOME REASON no one wants to admit that a song from an animated Netflix movie about a K-pop group killing demons is the song of the summer
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