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I make jokes for no one and yet I still post This is because I am handsome, strong and brave

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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026

Do you organize your polycule with a manifold design or is there a more adaptable setup? I keep getting backlogs when one component isn't pulling their weight (James and the dishes, specifically)

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[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many

Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.

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These are the voyages of the Harddick Meninguys

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Jessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I know it would be basically impossible but when he dies, it would be great to have a comprehensive list of all of his lies.

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This should be so obvious that it doesn’t need to be said, but given what kind of weekend it’s been on here, apparently it does: If you don’t want old rapists running the world, in office, in the board room, making decisions for all of us get comfortable with “ruining” young rapists’ lives

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They make a hundred vampire movies a year but none for werewolves. This is because they are revolting, detestable creatures unfit for polite society.

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I want to make art and get in better shape... along with a 40+ hour work week, a young child, cooking most meals, house maintenance, reading for work and trying to keep my mental health cool and good. There's not enough time to be fully rounded.

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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

More foods should come with a packet of optional flavor crystals.

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Something AI is responsible for that doesn't get enough talk: How, when it scrapes a website to illegally steal everything on it, it uses up a ton of its bandwidth allotment, crashing it or racking up massive fees for site owners.

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Gabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

He cheated on her and he protects pedophiles but she’s going to vote for him anyway because oppressing the rest of us matters more.

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Jacob T. Levy @jacobtlevy.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I'm not naive enough to actually believe this will happen, but Democrats could be preparing, right now, lists of impeachment charges against (at a bare minimum) Hegseth, Kennedy, Mullin, Patel, Blanche, & Trump, as well as Bondi, Bovino, & Noem (still worth doing!) that rely purely on public facts,

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

today is the only day you can post this

a scene from mean girls where lindsay lohan says "It's tha freakin' weekend."

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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

philosophers should have simply *answered* the deepest and most intractable questions ever posed. instead they've chosen to fuck around. disappointing

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I love summer in October! It's so fun and great and ffffuuuuunnnnn

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There aren't enough songs about squeezing a rotten peach in your fist.

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Being a sage is great but it's exhausting having to say, "Blessings of the Light upon you, traveler" to everyone I meet.

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Okay I'm just going to say it Stop signs should be double-sided

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All I'm saying is that when I go to sex parties I like to crack a couple of jokes. It's important to lighten the mood before eating ass.

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They should make a show where Goku has to be a grocery store clerk.

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He's going to invent a national security threat in order to stop the vote. He will do literally anything to not be taken out of power, including attacking civilians.

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