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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 1h

Annoying: A guy who sucked in high school is now famous enough to have a Wikipedia page Rewarding: There's a section all about how he's bad at his job

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 3h

I realized today how utterly fucked people are going to be when winter comes and we start needing gas to heat our homes so we don't die

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

My first HR fic! Snow Job, a.k.a. the one where Hayden comes to the completely wrong conclusion about what Shane is up to. (Can't stop won't stop writing fics where characters have ridiculous misunderstandings.) archiveofourown.org/works/93841841

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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/10/2026

watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE tonight and it’s so cool that stephen king can more easily imagine a theory of mind for an 18 wheeler truck than a human woman

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Always exciting when your body finds a new way to hurt

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

If the use of AI in signage and packaging continues apace, eventually we're going to reach a bizarre place where the most trustworthy products are the ones that look like this

A can of "Gentle Giant" dog food, which looks like it was put together in Photoshop by a Boomer having a manic episode

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

All my friends have ADHD which means they're always late to things, but it works out well because instead of getting annoyed that I'm the only one who shows up on time I just feel slightly less flaky in comparison

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026

As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby.

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I think it's fine to bring an iced coffee to a job interview as long as you also bring a coaster so it doesn't sweat all over the table

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 24/09/2026

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I was listening to a podcast and got served an ad for fencing. The sport. Not a specific fencing gym or anything, just... the concept of fencing

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Ivan IV: Very excited to get my tsar name. My grandpa was Ivan the Great, so what will I be, Ivan the Even Greater? Ivan the Wonderful? Ivan the Sexy? Guy who runs the naming-the-tsars council: (sweating profusely) Uh... something like that

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The least believable part of "Yesterday" is that the agent who ostensibly represented Ed Sheeran said that Himesh Patel was too ugly to be a rock star

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Jacob Clifton @jacobclifton.com · 15/09/2026

Once said a wizard named Kash, Who was utterly FBI trash: "Those who fuck animals Or even some cannibals Can join us as long as they're fash"

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I finally came up with an HR fic premise cracky enough to get me to write it. Steel yourselves.

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"The Weather" by All Time Low sounds like one of those viral Youtube mash-ups of all the pop hits of 2012

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

In my dream I was participating in a Boring Haiku contest. My entry was: a baby doesn't have any teeth yet because it doesn't need them

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Do they really need to put the word "rectal" on this box so many times

A box of suppositories that says they are for rectal use in three different places on one single side of the box

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Big day: I finished a whole bag of baby carrots before they could all turn into shriveled up little carrot bones

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

I feel like they've gotten a lot better at consistently producing seedless clementines in the past five years

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

I don't understand how people wear dresses without half slips under them. I am so paranoid about the back of my dress sticking to my sweaty butt

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Comfort watches: -Columbo -BBC Pride and Prejudice -Jenny Nicholson's video about Dear Evan Hansen

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Next up: an adaptation of The Tortoise and the Hare where the hare wins

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Ah yes that ubiquitous myth, that pork doesn't have protein

An ad for pork that says "myth: pork is not a high source of protein" "fact: 19g protein per serving"

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

I was just like "wait, did I see this morning that Tom Hardy put out a rap album or was that just a weird dream I had?"

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

oh so that chin is a family trait, huh

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

I have never been less interested in seeing anything than "The Shards"

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Gregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/08/2026

Hate the petard, but man, do I love the hoist

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

At the DMV. Old guy starts up a conversation with a college student. "Where are you from?" "Singapore." "Singapore has some of the most beautiful women in the world. When I was in Vietnam there were dancers..." Me: immediately starts looking for a way to jump in and change the topic of conversation

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I went to the Illinois State Fair this year and there was SO MUCH AI-generated signage. Not just at food stands either, but at like the department of public health tent. It was a real bummer!

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

This is a level of anti-charisma that can typically only be achieved by white men, so I guess at least she's breaking boundaries?

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Concept: HEPA window screens so I can open my windows during ragweed season

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

The existence of Reba McEntire implies the existence of Reba McPartial

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

If you like gentle indie folk and you have a chance to see Gregory Alan Isakov perform with a symphony orchestra, do it. Amazing concert.

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

A photo that made me immediately stand up and go to the farmer's market to get zucchini

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Super easy (vegan) one-bowl meal I just made: -Can of chickpeas, drained and smashed (I use my fist) -a minced shallot -Some kalamata olives, chopped -A handful of arugula, chopped -Glug of olive oil -Salt Mix it all together and serve on toast or eat straight from the bowl

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I haven't done a stoned liveskeet of a movie in ages. What recent-ish action/thriller/scifi movie (that is available on a streaming service) should I do?

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Wait... was "har har" originally just the British spelling of "ha ha"?

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I have lived in the Midwest for nearly two decades and I have never before experienced the nearly non-stop thunderstorms that we've had for the past two weeks. Glad I don't live in a flood zone. Also glad I don't have a basement

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Unrelated, but this reminded me that I hate that I can no longer enjoy Louis CK's performance as Leslie's cop boyfriend on Parks and Rec. The copspeak was so well done. Fuck that guy

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Revisiting this perfect little poem by Emily Dickinson

Tell all the truth but tell it slant -
Success in Circuit lies
Too bright for our infirm Delight
The Truth's superb surprise
As Lightning to the Children eased
With explanation kind
The Truth must dazzle gradually
Or every man be blind -

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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

the concern with the Arday story isn’t the fact of the media coverage, it’s the volume. it’s perfectly reasonable that there would be some coverage of the story, and basically indefensible that there was as much as there was.

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

You gotta hand it to CS Lewis, he was great at making up fantasy names for things. Narnia? Mr. Tumnus? Both a million times better than "Voldemort"

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

I feel like I should maybe be concerned that kindness is so far down the list but I guess at least I was honest? 🤷‍♀️

I have bravery and justice and am lacking in integrity, patience, kindness, perseverance, and determination

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Thank you Beis for creating a bag that is not only fuckable but provides multiple orifice options. This is what the market was demanding

A Beis x Disney "Minnie Bow Bag" that is covered with what appear to be hideous plush fleshlights

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 12/08/2026

"One is the loneliest number" uh yeah that's kind of the definition my dude

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involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

There are lots of "lil" rappers and some "big" rappers but no medium rappers

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