involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 45mAnd I guess the "car" part is also uncertain, technically 030 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 48mIt is a car that, for a brief moment, fell more slowly than usual 120 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 49mHaving grown up with parents who accumulated a lot of stuff (though not to hoarder levels), I am somewhat stressed out by the thought of owning things, and vastly prefer to spend money on experiences 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 51mIf I'm being realistic, I would just travel without worrying about price tags. First-class flights always. Top-tier hotels in the heart of the city. First thing I'd do is book a first-class flight to Australia/NZ. 100 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/10/2026It's like one big family... of people with professional-grade mics and five free minutes to read something aloud for a friend 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 16/10/2026I love how all the @nebula.tv contributors tap each other to read quotes in their videos. I'm watching an FD Signifier video and then suddenly a wild Dan Olsen appears. I'm watching Lindsay Ellis and then Todd in the Shadows is telling me about cruise ships. 100 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 15/10/2026The supermarket was out of my normal fish sticks so instead I had to get these chode-ass ones that look like mozzarella sticks and make me sad every time that I'm not actually eating mozzarella sticks 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 15/10/2026Do you think when the third wise man rolled up with gold, the first two were like "wtf dude, I thought we agreed to just give him various resins" 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 14/10/2026The old yeller one made me fart-laugh 030 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 12/10/2026For a very long time I (having never seen an episode of SpongeBob) thought that Mr. Krabs's full name was Maynard G. Krabs, a play on Maynard G. Krebs. I have no idea why I thought this was the case, as clearly I did not read it anywhere 220 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Oh my legs are pasty?? Who gives a fuck, if my legs were tan I'd still be ugly 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I just learned that people are snorting peptides to get tanner and, man, I have saved myself so much money and time and health by deciding as a child that I was ugly and that there was nothing I could do to change it. 110 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I tried this and Grok posted a photo of my credit card in a bikini with big naturals :( 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026A girl just slightly tripped on the stairs in front of me and then said "I'm sorry" to no one in particular and I know that's going to haunt her for the rest of the day but my only reaction was "girl, same" 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026By "pioneer" he means that he will die from something that would kill your characters in Oregon Trail 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026This joke is for approximately two other people 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Fun hockey fact: "sin bin" isn't the official term, it's just a phonetic spelling of how British people pronounce the actual name, St. Bohn 120 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I thought I was pretty much at the end and then there turns out to be a whole other section. I love when that happens! 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I mean, I can see how it's a product of the 1963 publication, but it certainly didn't age well, unlike most of the book 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The experience of reading "The Feminine Mystique" in the 21st century is that for the first like 70% you're like "fuck yeah Betty, this is so true" and then you get to the chapter where she's like "and worst of all, when we're forced to be housewives we turn our sons gay!" 220 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 07/10/2026It's rare to see someone with a concave face 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Really enjoying "The Incident at Galley House" so far. It's similar to "Return of the Obra Dinn," but with a much more user-friendly interface and no actual gore. 6 hours in and still a fair amount to go! 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026As an adult looking back, I am not sure whether "sitting Indian style" is a reference to Native Americans or to actual Indians (lotus pose). I mean, either way we shouldn't say it anymore 010 0
Reposted by involuntaryorangeStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 06/10/2026“This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me” is such a powerful anti-posting mental device. Discourse I could jump in on? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. Other posters beefing? This doesn’t actually have anything to do with me. An internet personality exposed? Guess what 291413221 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have already watched like four different youtubers talk about the Mr. Beast book and I am pleased to now have a podcast episode to listen to. Hearing people eviscerate this incredibly bad book is the gift that keeps on giving. 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026For one of my friends, her indie bookshop is next to a cute coffeeshop, so I couple the book with a $10 gift card for the coffeeshop so she can have a little treat-yourself afternoon. It's an excellent gift! 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Something I've been doing when I want to gift a book to someone who lives far away is finding their local indie bookstore and ordering it there for them to pick up. Sure, it's more expensive than Amazon, but I'm supporting a local business and my friend has an excuse to go to the bookstore! 110 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I actually went to high school with a decent number of people who are now famous, but most of them did not suck as much as this guy did 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Annoying: A guy who sucked in high school is now famous enough to have a Wikipedia page Rewarding: There's a section all about how he's bad at his job 140 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I realized today how utterly fucked people are going to be when winter comes and we start needing gas to heat our homes so we don't die 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I assume you've heard the "Punch up the Jam" episode about it (ft Paul F Tompkins) but in case you haven't, I am letting you know it exists 020 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 04/10/2026My guess is the extremely small Disney logo on the uniform of the dancing guy 1230 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My first HR fic! Snow Job, a.k.a. the one where Hayden comes to the completely wrong conclusion about what Shane is up to. (Can't stop won't stop writing fics where characters have ridiculous misunderstandings.) archiveofourown.org/works/93841841archiveofourown.org 110 0
Reposted by involuntaryorangemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 03/10/2026watched MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE tonight and it’s so cool that stephen king can more easily imagine a theory of mind for an 18 wheeler truck than a human woman 1684656 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Always exciting when your body finds a new way to hurt 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 01/10/2026A couple of times now the NYT crossword has had "fursona" as an answer and I've been like "please don't let my dad ask me about this" 130 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If the use of AI in signage and packaging continues apace, eventually we're going to reach a bizarre place where the most trustworthy products are the ones that look like this 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I scroll past the Digger ad every time Instagram serves it to me because the animatronic (?) cat creeps me out. I have zero idea what the movie is even about. (Although I guess I'm glad they didn't subject an actual cat to being bathed by Tom Cruise) 010 0
Reposted by involuntaryorangeNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 30/09/2026MY BRAIN: hey here's that time you were thoughtlessly rude to a friend. remember that embarrassing gift you gave to your first girlfriend. once you ran into someone ME: please..I am begging you. Can we remember some fucking French. why did I come into this room MY BRAIN: nope. once when you were 4 418236 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026No joke I assumed this was Hannibal fan art at first glance 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Genuinely hate my alma mater at this point. I miss when Cornell was just the place that annoyingly overconfident characters on NBC sitcoms were alums of 0320 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 30/09/2026That's like when I get an email from my health insurance that's like "DID YOU KNOW you could talk to a doctor online and pay the same amount you would pay to actually see someone in person??" 121 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All my friends have ADHD which means they're always late to things, but it works out well because instead of getting annoyed that I'm the only one who shows up on time I just feel slightly less flaky in comparison 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Man cannot live on Nuts on Clark alone 000 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Farmer's Fridge is pretty good (and cheaper if you order through their app)! 110 0
Reposted by involuntaryorangeFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026As a former pretentious little shit who grew out of it, rationalists (et al) annoy the piss out of me because they are adults with the mentality of tweens - they are somehow still convinced they are the greatest geniuses who have ever walked the earth. It is the worldview of an arrogant baby. 372489296 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Bucket brigade would be way more fuel efficient 010 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I think part A might be the cause of part B 110 0
involuntaryorange @involuntaryorange.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think it's fine to bring an iced coffee to a job interview as long as you also bring a coaster so it doesn't sweat all over the table 010 0
