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Alice Lastname

@invaderace2000.bsky.social
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Punk 'n' chips. Musician, podcaster, data worker; non-binary, non-monogamous, non-all kinds of things. Unapologetic recent Simpsons episodes defender.

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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 8h
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EARL BRUTUS YOUR MAJESTY WE ARE HERE
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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X RAY SPEX OH BONDAGE UP YOURS
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can't believe this came in "STRAIGHT" flavour. Oh wait... Maybe I can.
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ALFsplaining - the ALF Podcast @alfsplaining.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We're back, baby! open.spotify.com/episode/6uvw...
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Baby Come Back
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Have just realised my last few things on here were all Suede-related. Not really helping with my desperate pleas that "I'm not just a Suede guy"
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Aside from @pablovich.bsky.social , it has to be Mat Osman from (The London) Suede. The reason I got as far as I did into playing the bass, and the reason I play the exact bass that I do - just not as well as him. Incidentally, I note no-one's nominated me yet...?
Mat Osman from UK indie glam guitar band Suede, known as The London Suede in the United States due to there being an existing act called Suede. He is reasonably tall, dressed in black and is playing a red and black Fender Precision bass, going through an Ampeg cab (which I really should get at some stage)
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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BOWIE OUTSIDE
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The Onion @theonion.com · 21/09/2026
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vance-booed-by-own-…
JD Vance Booed  By Own Reflection  In Mirror
Image Calls VP ‘Loser’ Right To His Face
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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DAVID BOWIE THURSDAY’S CHILD
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
...and to find out what it is, check out "Love Is Always There", the world peace-provoking debut album from Merseyside's favourite* hard-ish core-ish punk band: codebreak.bandcamp.com/music
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Code Break
4 piece not quite hardcore, not quite alternative, not quite indie, feedback lovin' meffs from Liverpool/Wirral. They've played some gigs. Released some music. Want to play more gigs and release more ...
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Obviously everyone's first answer should always be Sizzlin' Bacon Monster Munch, but if you had the choice, what defunct crisp flavour or crisp full stop would you bring back? timworthington.org/2017/09/08/l...
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
STILL no word on Sizzlin' Bacon Monster Munch. Disappointing. Unacceptable. Bring it back!
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I've said it before and I'll say it again: stating that "EVERYONE Says Hi", then listing people who say hi, is "infinity plus one" in song form. Please eliminate one. PS I am not a crackpot
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
We are being blitzed by AI everything not because it is good, not because it works or is accurate, but because it seems cheaper to have robots than to have people. The existential threat posed by these machines is not that they will wake up, but that they will destroy society by cutting us out
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What we call AI isn't intelligent and it doesn't have opinions. It doesn't guess answers, it is a complicated autocomplete. It does not work.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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IN UTERO NIRVANA
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Make a band edible: Steak That
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Possibly the best single and B-sides combination ever; the merciless glam stomp of "Killing Of A Flashboy" is still in the live set today, and "Whipsnade" is massively underrated, with its dreamy seaside feel.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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DAVID BOWIE SCARY MONSTERS AND SUPER CREEPS
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Anyone in the area, this will be well worth seeing!
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This was another banger! Think this was a lockdown recording... Could be wrong. Focuses on the superior Simpsons single, "Deep Deep Trouble", but we take in other cartoon songs too!
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I never did finish the murder mystery in the Frankie computer game. Although I believe it didn't matter, as I think there was a bug that prevented the game from ever being completed... There'll be no Pleasure Dome, then - I'll tell the children.
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Snowball looks like he smokes unfiltered cigarettes. Postcard from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of a shorthaired kitten, mostly white but with some color on his face and head - maybe ginger. He looks very confident and tough. The word “Snowball” is written in tiny white letters at the bottom of the pic.
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Oh carry me... I think I've lost my way"
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Didn't think I'd be cancelling The Proclaimers today but it's kind of on theme for 2026
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
If you're making cheesy chips, for the love of god please layer the chips and cheese. Those substrata chips are not going to cheese themselves.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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LOVEFOOL CARDIGANS
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Bloody loved me a Tab Clear. Was very disappointed to find that American Tab was not clear as standard. Though it is featured rather a lot in Scrooged, so there's that I guess
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
See, this is why I love the nineties; this could be a Bowie cover from the same era, and it's only bloody Kylie Minogue. Cows are sheep, hamburgers eat people, etc
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Vintage chonkus. Photo from my collection, no date/info.
Black and white photo of an obese shorthaired tabby cat. The perspective of the photo is looking straight down from above at it while it sleeps on its back on an upholstered chair.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"A right to peaceful protest".
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Peaches (Elastica) The Strokes (...Trail Of Dead) Radiohead (REM) Franz Ferdinand (Ladytron) Coldplay (Terris) Bis (Ash) The Rentals (Garbage) Black Rebel Motorcycle Club (Andrew WK) Lambrini Girls (Idles) Earl Brutus (Dust Junkies) Jon Spencer Blues Explosion (The Hives)
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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ANTIDEPRESSANTS SUEDE
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Chris Addison @mrchrisaddison.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Somewhere in England, a tired man turns off Channel 4 news and wearily puts on a bin.
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Still baffles me that someone finally made a good Fantastic Four film and it met with such a muted reception. Not sure critics implausibly claiming that they 'didn't know who any of them were' helped but even so. Me and @invaderace2000.bsky.social liked it though. timworthington.org/2025/08/03/i...
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It’s Good, Except It Sucks: The Fantastic Four: First Steps With Garreth Hirons
Garreth Hirons joins Tim Worthington for a chat about Reed Richards evaluating the consequences of moving the Earth in both senses of the word in The Fantastic Four: First Steps.
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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ROCKET FROM THE CRYPT ON A ROPE
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I started this 'anti-nostalgia' podcast about all the film, TV, pop music and toys that nobody remembers more for a laugh than anything, and I still find it difficult to believe how big it got and who asked to come on it. There's hundreds of them here... timworthington.org/looksunfamil...
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Looks Unfamiliar
Looks Unfamiliar – a podcast in which Tim Worthington chats to a guest about some of the things that they remember that nobody else ever seems to.
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Couldn't be me, getting all emotional at Coyote Vs Acme. And I can't even tell you why because it's right at the end. Go, see, enjoy
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RABlack Art @rablackart.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you’ve seen live Andy Mackay + the Metaphors Bob Lind Kevin Ayers Barbara Morgenstern Françoiz Breut The Stooges The Radiophonic Workshop Boredoms Daniel Johnston Edan
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live Suede Elastica Iggy and The Stooges Otoboke Beaver Morphine David Bowie Minty The Damned Melt=Banana GWAR
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Terrestrial television used to take some real swings, especially at Christmas. Hype for this weird, amusing, zeitgeist-y mess, that is somehow also an artistic triumph, was everywhere in the weeks beforehand and it's all but forgotten now... Hopefully you're intrigued enough to listen!
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
(with bitterness) "Ah, banoffee always fuckin' wins... The Lib Dems of desserts"
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?... The things?" "Now look sad and say D'oh..." "The dank, the dank!" "Don't tamper with the classics" And a bonus Futurama: "I'll start my own (X), with blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the (X)! And the blackjack!"
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Tim Worthington @outonbluesix.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
From the very earliest days of Looks Unfamiliar, @invaderace2000.bsky.social on Food Fighters, @emmaburnell.bsky.social on The Patchwork Monkey, @benbaker.bsky.social on Food Fighters, @markreckons.bsky.social on Night Shift and more. timworthington.org/2018/04/03/t...
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The Best Of Looks Unfamiliar: Captain Peacock Is Pompous, Move Back Three Spaces
Highlights from Looks Unfamiliar featuring Stephen O’Brien on The Morecambe And Wise Game, Garreth Hirons on Food Fighters, Emma Burnell on The Patchwork Monkey, Phil Catterall on the Platoon…
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merritt @merrittk.com · 22/08/2026
"you probably mean this, a different thing than what you were searching for. here's more information on it" how dare you speak to me as if you were a creature of divine flesh. i curse thee, machine pretender
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Kristian Purcell @kristianpurcell.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Havisham & Co are holding an online auction for my work Everything Merges with the Night, 2023. Take a look www.catawiki.com/en/l/1060508...
a blue/green painting of a woman in profile
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
It would still be Sizzlin' Bacon Monster Munch - but with an honourable mention for Smoked Ham and Pickle Brannigans
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Alice Lastname @invaderace2000.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I'm fairly certain I just sweated out my soul walking fifteen minutes across town. And this is the coldest day of the latest heatwave! How do I set the oven to "cold"?
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BUCKERS @deathofbuckley.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Heard your Da's taken cans down to Dobby's grave x
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