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Born from an egg on a mountaintop.

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Text which says "My optometrist thinks my eyes will probably improve. Unfortunately my pessometrist thinks they'll get worse."
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Prince’s come as Bad Janet.” #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Also means that the BBC didn’t do the Dogtanian Prom I was watching at the time the scratching started, which is slightly disappointing.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Turns out there wasn’t a shadowy figure scratching on my outside wall, because when I went outside and they attacked me from behind I screamed and woke up.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Remember the number for donating is now closed. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just mentally listening to the rest of Respect. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I wish someone would plug that leak in the warp conduit. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sinnita will debate miracles with Hot Chocolate after the show. #totp
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Balderdash @balderdash.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
75 today! Happy birthday Sting.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You can’t turn up this late and be all “ooh good music”. We sat through an hour of 2000s #totp WE EARNED THIS.
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Rob Corp @robcorp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A staple of Greatest Driving Tunes… Ever! #TOTP
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Why do I know this, outside of it being a pop song? #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I had to hide so many Freemans catalogs. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Absolute peak something for the dads. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Songs like this only sound right when sitting behind your mum in the car. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think so too!
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Possibly my first ever pop love. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
YES!!! FINALLY!!! #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That first hour has really sapped my energy for this. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I bet he chucks the drink over his head. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Meat Loaf has got lost behind the curtains. #totp
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Son of Bengt @sonofbengt.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Before AI this was how we desecrated the work of dead artists #TOTP
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This might actually be the worst ever Top of the Pops. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I didn’t realise this existed outside of Children in Need montages. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Whoops she did it again… again. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Leave Britney alone! #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh I get it now.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Thong still riding up the charts. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The first four acts on this weeks #totp were all represented by this guy from the old Kit Kat ad.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the echo in the world can’t hide that cover that amount of poor vocal talent. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oxide always reacts to stuff but neutrino barely interacts. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Do you remember the big scandal about this band? Watergategate, it was all over the papers. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Amazing that they took down Nixon. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beg to differ. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What have the Romans ever done for us? #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Slight spoiler for today’s guardian mini crossword, but i think the setter might be Rocky from Project Hail Mary.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The stakes are quite high.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nights are drawing in, time to start preparing for vampire season.
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Never did get round to adding the “talk this way” stickers to the corridors at work. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Little known fact, that drummer went on to be Radio 4 panel show stalwart Miles Jupp. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’ll grow into it by year 11. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sunday Night fodder for nans. Like a cut price British Dynasty. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is wrong, everyone knows the lyrics to Howard’s Way were “HOWARDS WAY you’re watching HOWARDS WAY.” #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Might call my daughter down and show her the old guy from Community is on. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Broke up over fax. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You’re on mute. #teams #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is what you’d request on Steve Wright’s love songs if you didn’t actually like someone. #totp
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Simon @intruth.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“The hits keep coming.” #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I am D - dopamine sensitive I - irritable S - sweaty C - cant get the glue off my leg O - ooh ooh ohh perimenopausal #totp
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