Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 6hNow to engage in my problematic hobby of following the nfl (go hawks) 000
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 7hAnyway I’ve got a ticket for this tomorrow to distract me from dental anxiety. I’ve never done an online comedy night before and prob best I put myself on mute but yas more comedy 021
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 7hYou might think I’m at it but the headline act was like ‘that’s some witchy cackle happening there’ and everyone looked at me and my friend touched me arm and said ‘that’s you he’s talking about’ 110
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 10hGetting ready to be the person with the loudest most annoying laugh again 020
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 15hDay two of fun before dental surgery. Drinks and The Stand comedy club tonight. If I keep going at this rate they won’t even need to sedate me 010
Reposted by Sake CharlotteIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026People: Why do women mask so much? Huh, it's a mystery *One (1) very clearly autistic, unapologetic woman is on TV for two episodes* People: Look at this twat, God she's awful, pretending to be quirky for attention, fuck that one broad in particular, Christ, nobody'd better act like that round me 110514
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Pool will go a lot better if either of us could remember what colour we are 010
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Playing pool. Which I love but am terrible at and it will never not be funny to say ‘I’m going to be snookering you tonight’ in a threatening voice 130
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Listening to my pop girlies, on my way to eat spicy noodles. Living up to my ‘make it a blockbuster night’ badge orders 030
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Was disappointed the ‘how’s your people power?’ Quiz was just general knowledge and not and early Noel self actualisation pitch 032
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Sometimes I really want to continue the conversation but don’t have the energy to do so and sometimes it’s stream of consciousness overkill. Always with the guilt regardless 010
Reposted by Sake CharlotteCaptain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Microsoft branding nightmare re AI risks to humanity 725547
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Some mornings I like to send my friend videos of my bear videocalling his bear and I appreciate having someone who indulges me in such silliness that they respond 1161
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I was reminded of this today and I know it was everywhere but it’s still so hilarious. The comic timing in unmatched. And I love he described is daughter as being ‘in a hippitty-hoppity mood’ which as a mood is totally aspirational youtu.be/Mh4f9AYRCZY?...youtu.beChildren interrupt BBC News interview - BBC NewsYouTube video by BBC News 120
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Imagine the stained sheets if you sex bombed Tom jones #totp 000
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I some man asked to see my pants I’d phone the polis on him #totp 020
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I will not stand for this Eurovision slander Theakston #totp 000
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Well I’ve got my talking point for work tomorrow 010
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Can someone give me the bullet points of celebrity traitors please so I can not watch it but still be able to join in conversations? 010
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I don’t watch bake off but I read all your posts. Nailed the work chat Me: ‘I heard there was a lassie that was a legend had to leave?’ Colleague: ‘it was this weird lassie’ Me: ‘define weird’ Killing it with the small talk 210
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I will read all the bluesky opinions on it though so I can join in the conversations at work though 010
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Happy ‘getting shit from people because you’ve never watched The Traitors’ day to all who observe it 120
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Better new nickname for vaginas just dropped 020
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thanks brain for having having anxiety dreams due to wisdom teeth surgery that involve all the other teeth falling out. Couldn’t have focused that on the actual teeth in question eh? 010
Reposted by Sake CharlotteTube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026PRINT OF THE DAY I do sometimes photograph things other than the London Underground! Today we’re heading up to Scotland & the brilliantly yellow West Street Station on the Glasgow Subway. I love the futuristic look of these trains in this composite photo. If you like this print see link attached 625329
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I see homeless project Scotland are trying to get an in on that sandie peggie right wing evangelical money 000
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/20269 year anniversary of encountering the worlds biggest empire biscuit that had to be remade after it featured on a tv news programme alongside a Shetland pony that could open doors ate it backstage 163
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I’ve had to rescue two spiders from my kitchen sink this week. I’m now concerned it’s just one spider that really wants to end it and I keep putting him on the window sill to dry out 120
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026What’s that? A seven minute rain shower that starts as you leave to go to the shop and finished when you get in? Localised completely in your area? 030
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just booked the real wan in Glasgow for my last supper for my wisdom teeth. Already thinkin bout those garlic chilli noodles 060
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is really interesting. As much as I think the stealing diesel thing is hilarious no way is it true 210
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I remember being at a Scotland friendly sitting behind a bunch of primary school kids and when Scotland went 1-0 down on of them shouted ‘send them off. Send them all off’ and we should sign him as manager 020
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be totally surprised if the fairford thing turned out to be a Tik Tok prank gone wrong 120
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Me as carrie Bradshaw: ‘sometimes the most important reasonable adjustments are the ones you make with yourself’ 000
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have been unmasking more in work. My colleague asked me today if I’ve been day drinking. Nailing it guys! 020
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My #ROBOTcar t shirt has arrived! I can’t wait to noise up my pal 130
Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not me crying at the teddy bear adoption videos at work. No no. Someone must just be chopping onions 121
Reposted by Sake CharlotteIt's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Farage and his little scrote army, excitedly, as soon as there were arrests: OMG HOPE THEY'RE IMMIGRANTS 😀 Britsky, as soon as they're released on bail: OMG HOPE THEY'RE DOGGERS 😀 1503