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Sake Charlotte

@wideastheclyde.bsky.social
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A little bit country a little bit rock n roll. Glaswegian recovering academic. Pop crazed youngster. Data nerd. Better/worse in person. Delete as appropriate

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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 6h
Now to engage in my problematic hobby of following the nfl (go hawks)
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 7h
Anyway I’ve got a ticket for this tomorrow to distract me from dental anxiety. I’ve never done an online comedy night before and prob best I put myself on mute but yas more comedy
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 7h
You might think I’m at it but the headline act was like ‘that’s some witchy cackle happening there’ and everyone looked at me and my friend touched me arm and said ‘that’s you he’s talking about’
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 10h
Getting ready to be the person with the loudest most annoying laugh again
Stand comedy club Glasgow
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 15h
Day two of fun before dental surgery. Drinks and The Stand comedy club tonight. If I keep going at this rate they won’t even need to sedate me
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
People: Why do women mask so much? Huh, it's a mystery *One (1) very clearly autistic, unapologetic woman is on TV for two episodes* People: Look at this twat, God she's awful, pretending to be quirky for attention, fuck that one broad in particular, Christ, nobody'd better act like that round me
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pool will go a lot better if either of us could remember what colour we are
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
May have been day drinking
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Playing pool. Which I love but am terrible at and it will never not be funny to say ‘I’m going to be snookering you tonight’ in a threatening voice
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It’s basically the daily me sometimes 😂
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listening to my pop girlies, on my way to eat spicy noodles. Living up to my ‘make it a blockbuster night’ badge orders
Me wearing my blockbuster pin badge. Used to work there. Many japes were had
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Was disappointed the ‘how’s your people power?’ Quiz was just general knowledge and not and early Noel self actualisation pitch
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Sometimes I really want to continue the conversation but don’t have the energy to do so and sometimes it’s stream of consciousness overkill. Always with the guilt regardless
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Captain Haddock @realcaptainhaddock.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Microsoft branding nightmare re AI risks to humanity
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Some mornings I like to send my friend videos of my bear videocalling his bear and I appreciate having someone who indulges me in such silliness that they respond
My old t bear Phileas the bear
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was reminded of this today and I know it was everywhere but it’s still so hilarious. The comic timing in unmatched. And I love he described is daughter as being ‘in a hippitty-hoppity mood’ which as a mood is totally aspirational youtu.be/Mh4f9AYRCZY?...
youtu.be
Children interrupt BBC News interview - BBC News
YouTube video by BBC News
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fuck #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Wrong un klaxon #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oops she’s doing it again etc etc #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Imagine the stained sheets if you sex bombed Tom jones #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
‘The wonderful toploader’ #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I some man asked to see my pants I’d phone the polis on him #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I will not stand for this Eurovision slander Theakston #totp
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Well I’ve got my talking point for work tomorrow
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Can someone give me the bullet points of celebrity traitors please so I can not watch it but still be able to join in conversations?
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I don’t watch bake off but I read all your posts. Nailed the work chat Me: ‘I heard there was a lassie that was a legend had to leave?’ Colleague: ‘it was this weird lassie’ Me: ‘define weird’ Killing it with the small talk
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will read all the bluesky opinions on it though so I can join in the conversations at work though
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy ‘getting shit from people because you’ve never watched The Traitors’ day to all who observe it
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better new nickname for vaginas just dropped
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New nickname for vaginas just dropped
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Simpsons from the end of the itchy and scratchy episode it says note poochie died on the way back to his home planet
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Thanks brain for having having anxiety dreams due to wisdom teeth surgery that involve all the other teeth falling out. Couldn’t have focused that on the actual teeth in question eh?
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Tube Mapper- Luke Agbaimoni @tubemapper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PRINT OF THE DAY I do sometimes photograph things other than the London Underground! Today we’re heading up to Scotland & the brilliantly yellow West Street Station on the Glasgow Subway. I love the futuristic look of these trains in this composite photo. If you like this print see link attached
Trains on the Glasgow Subway
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I see homeless project Scotland are trying to get an in on that sandie peggie right wing evangelical money
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
9 year anniversary of encountering the worlds biggest empire biscuit that had to be remade after it featured on a tv news programme alongside a Shetland pony that could open doors ate it backstage
Photo of worlds biggest empire biscuit (9 years ago) in Carluke
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I’ve had to rescue two spiders from my kitchen sink this week. I’m now concerned it’s just one spider that really wants to end it and I keep putting him on the window sill to dry out
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fat bear week is the best week
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
What’s that? A seven minute rain shower that starts as you leave to go to the shop and finished when you get in? Localised completely in your area?
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just booked the real wan in Glasgow for my last supper for my wisdom teeth. Already thinkin bout those garlic chilli noodles
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is really interesting. As much as I think the stealing diesel thing is hilarious no way is it true
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I remember being at a Scotland friendly sitting behind a bunch of primary school kids and when Scotland went 1-0 down on of them shouted ‘send them off. Send them all off’ and we should sign him as manager
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All I’m saying is I wouldn’t be totally surprised if the fairford thing turned out to be a Tik Tok prank gone wrong
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh fucks sake Scotland 🙈😂
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Me as carrie Bradshaw: ‘sometimes the most important reasonable adjustments are the ones you make with yourself’
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have been unmasking more in work. My colleague asked me today if I’ve been day drinking. Nailing it guys!
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My #ROBOTcar t shirt has arrived! I can’t wait to noise up my pal
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not me crying at the teddy bear adoption videos at work. No no. Someone must just be chopping onions
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Clearly never had a munchy box
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Sake Charlotte @wideastheclyde.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The Suantum of Quolace
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Farage and his little scrote army, excitedly, as soon as there were arrests: OMG HOPE THEY'RE IMMIGRANTS 😀 Britsky, as soon as they're released on bail: OMG HOPE THEY'RE DOGGERS 😀
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