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shmemms

@instintcofi.bsky.social
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delightfully endearing and condescending

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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Mine's a Lou malnati's/urgent Care but I respect the game
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Lol
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
"Silicon Valley" The Blood Boy (TV Episode 2017) - IMDb share.google/LBVGbiMAJJwj...
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The people he's seeing are dead. A head was in the box.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
The mens casa amor episode on love Island was legitimately the most traumatic episode of television I have ever seen. More than Ned Stark being beheaded, more than the Red Wedding, more than Jane's death on breaking bad.
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Sarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
We stand with Albania! 🇦🇱 #SheShed
A large crowd of Albania protestors.
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Way to go, Albania! 🇦🇱
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Matthew Highton @matthighton.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Mel Gibson pictured with his doctor in 2004
It's the classic Mel Gibson and Jesus meme where Mel is on set in normal clothes casually chatting to a very bloody Jesus (for those of you who don't know it).
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M. - The Onion share.google/roavZ1q4vqXm...
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Man Says ‘Fuck It,’ Eats Lunch At 10:58 A.M.
CHICAGO—Reasoning that he’s a grown adult who can eat food whenever he damn well pleases, local man Kyle Dunedin, 30, reportedly decided at 10:58 a.m. Wednesday that, fuck it, he was ready for lunch. ...
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SpatialKimtamine @kimmalien.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
I saw you from across the bar and I was wondering if you’re mad at me
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
woke.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Bathroom lamp sounds amazing
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
youtu.be/CCF1_jI8Prk?... duh
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Daddy Yankee - Gasolina (Video Oficial)
YouTube video by Daddy Yankee
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
"Hurting and Shoving (She Should Have Let Me Sleep)" - Glassjaw Do words in parentheses count?
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 05/02/2026
when you get home with the groceries you gotta let the cats sniff the bags so they know you’re a mighty hunter and gatherer
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
youtu.be/vgTNEgr2xD8?... Controversial opinion
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Wolf Like Me
YouTube video by Local H - Topic
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Why are you torturing me.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Blair Witch Project Going to see Brotherhood Of The Wolf, very high and not realizing it was in French until about halfway through. The South Park movie.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social
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a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
ALT: a woman is sitting in a theater watching a play and says wait is this going play about us
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Arlan Skellington (famous) @thehell.zone · 20/10/2025
they should invent a paycheck that covers more than just your immediate needs
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
I dunno what any of this means, but I want to be supportive
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social absolutely true
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
hater
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Watching commercials makes me feel gross.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Maybe don't sell your company to a greedy conglomerate?
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Iconic karaoke bar Hidden Cover is closing this month. blockclubchi.co/4goxHY5
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 11/08/2025
imagining "Big Balls Beatdown" in a middle-school social studies textbook
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
RoseAngelis on Wrightwood. RIP
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Chocolate Shoppe on Devon near central ave. Right off the North Branch Trail. And Loopie & Nato's Gelatoon Milwaukee near the Jefferson Park Transit Center.
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I swear it wasn't me
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Chris Kluwe, adjudicated poaster @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
This is why we’re out in the streets - you cannot defend the actions of people who would lie to kidnap 1st graders. Any human being with a conscience is going to take that personally.
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Alex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
(post-apocalypse dystopia where people who still know how to read are called wordwakers) Warlord: What does this one say, wordwaker? Me: Campbell’s chunky beef & vegetable
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
The Northwest Side is getting its 1st Trader Joe’s in Jefferson Park. blockclubchi.co/4mqwqCj
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
@xmrnuttyx.bsky.social
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Dave @pugganoche.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Comic quoting the scripture “they hated Jesus because he told them the truth” Gal 4:16

Jesus is saying “go white Sox”

A man in the crowd says “shut up”
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Led By Donkeys @ledbydonkeys.org · 07/05/2025
TANK vs TESLA "We've crushed fascism before and we'll crush it again" - ⁠WW2 veteran Ken, 98, in the tank
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Alex @acannon.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Lincoln Square Road Closure and Accompanying Comments From The Local Facebook Page (April 2025)
Picture of kids and adults gathering on Lincoln Square, playing jump rope. Text overlay saying "I will never understand the appeal of playing in a street"Picture of Chicagoans of all ages lounging on Lincoln square, enjoying a beautiful spring day. The sun is out and there is chalk art covering the ground. In the foreground a man in sunglasses sits on a yellow bench. Text from a local facebook group reads "It's really unfortunate that they feel the need to create this kind of chaos for the community, our square, and the small businesses trying to thrive here, this feels like a targeted effort."
a man blows bubbles for a group of children playing in Lincoln Square, the kids are jumping and pointing at the bubbles. many adults are circled around watching. A quote from the Lincoln Square facebook page reads "FORGET ABOUT IT. Ban kids from playing in the street."A wide shot of Lincoln Square. People are congregating in the road, lined up to patronize local businesses, or sitting on the curb watching neighbors stroll by. A truncated facebook comment states "how dare you... People like you in this community absolutely disgust me."
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
One day. I believe in you!
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hell yeah brother
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shmemms @instintcofi.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
I've been preaching about the impending "water wars" for years.....
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@eyerollsandbloodlust @eyerollsnbloodlust.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Shout out to all you freaky partners in crime 💕
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