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bob barker 🍸

@insortediaboli.bsky.social
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Metal dude in a metal mood I code, I lift, I make small shrubs in small pots

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Phoenix New Times @phoenixnewtimes.com · 10h
Embarrassed, she initially didn’t want to report attack. Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office's investigation is ongoing. www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/congre…
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1st Minnesota Volunteers Stan Account @himdogson.bsky.social · 10h
election twitter when whitmer’s star is fading but Hinojosa just won Texas
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 10h
Stop bullying Temu Scott Eastwood
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 10h
Need people who live in Dem superfecta states to get a hold on reality
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 10h
Saas and services stay winning baybee
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nilay patel @reckless.bsky.social · 11h
www.theverge.com/2024/9/24/24...
theverge.com
Don’t ever hand your phone to the cops
Even if you’ve got nothing to hide.
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Robert Borden Stan Account @bordenstan.bsky.social · 14h
24 was used as the basis for the Enhanced Interrogation program. Would-be advisors for the ANP watched NCIS in lieu of formal training for the role. Trump-era direct action in Mexico and Latin America is clearly steeped in Sicario, while Yellowstone and Landman shape domestic views.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 13h
How I feel about someone making an open source replacement to photoshop
“What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt.
Better kill me in one shot.”

And it’s a baseball man smiling
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 11h
Signs you’re fully with the president 100%
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
If guys who look like this are libs they leave absolutely no ambiguity, that’s why Alan Ritchson concludes every interview with “moreover, Stephen Miller must be put in a trebuchet”
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 11h
Why would anyone want him to get the easy way out
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12h
Jack from 30 Rock saying “that’s Republican, we count those”
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 12h
nice. Nice!
Letter to the Columbus DIspatch: "We can't let Amy Acton ruin Ohio again"Close of the anti-Amy Acton letter, signed "Michael Standiford, Lancaster"Lancaster, Ohio native Michael Standiford being arrested for pedophilia in 2022
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 13h
Turns out it doesn’t even work lmao
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14h
downloaded the photoshop one and i'd like to report my biggest Nevermind of all time
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 14h
That rust clone of adobe products is about to have Mickey Mouse levels of money funneled in its legal direction
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 14h
too many phds are like “how dare someone without a PhD critique me”
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 14h
Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986) Dir: Leonard Nimoy Released: 11/26/1986 00:44:08.967
Caption: (Volume increases)

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home (1986)
Dir: Leonard Nimoy
00:44:08.967

Released: 11/26/1986
Studio: Paramount Pictures
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 14h
Deleted that last one because it is a joke aimed at the people it mocks
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 15h
Ah the Bayer defense!
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 15h
Oh is it war crimes defense hour?
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 15h
Jus so you’re all aware what this is, it’s bait to get you to say shit where your personal identifying information can be easily obtained
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 15h
Such a coincidence and bravery on her part!
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 15h
She only posts this stuff where your name and employer can see them, funny that
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Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 15/07/2023
fuckin’ slayer
FUCKIN’ SLAYER!!!
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16h
Force him to have cameras on as he watches.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16h
The next guy can just bulldoze it lmao. This fuckin asshole still seeks immortality
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16h
God damn
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lewys @generalquixote.bsky.social · 16h
This is what is continuing to happen in Palestine while useless spineless cretins sitting comfortably in the West continue to fingerwag about calling the ideology behind these murders what it is
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Hyde T. Voltyge @hydevoltyge.bsky.social · 16h
Alright found the Marist NY culprit as for why Upstate turned the state so red, these are the weights by region: New York City 31% Suburbs 25% Upstate 44% And yes, Marist used what they call RV, BUT: "Region was adjusted for turnout in similar elections" I fail to see how this isn't a form of LV
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16h
They buried Robocop
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UGG!!! @uggcaveman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
blue flag

"marked safe from a raccoon making jokes on the internet without my permission today"
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 16h
The arrogance of my customers is breathtaking. So assured of their superiority and smarts but then can’t figure out how to incorporate a new channel into their attribution model with needing to call in an engineer
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NPR @npr.org · 17h
Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried. n.pr/4zauALa
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Over 1,000 children are buried at juvenile detention centers nationwide
Researchers uncovered the graves of more than 1,000 children next to juvenile detention facilities in 29 states. At one Maryland gravesite, 230 Black boys are buried.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 17h
Normal response to someone making a small joke at your politics expense
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“.. Each hour, Muse updates its dossiers on you and the people you’ve mentioned in chats, messages, and emails that Muse has read. .. Even people who don’t use Muse are subject to this mapping process by other people’s Muse agents.” @time.com $META time.com/article/2026...
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 17h
MA, minogue is gonna look like he makes inroads but it’s basically an all incumbent election this year here
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 17h
Today’s gonna be a banner day for saying heinous shit about Palestinians and then hand waving it with a “to be sure…”
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 17h
The very same!
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
I love all the people who don’t know what’s happening here opining on it
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an appliance is making a weird noise that isn't on youtube @jesseltaylor.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
the best person to help your new entertainment megacorporation is the guy who pitched microtransactions to Jeffrey Epstein
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
When Trump says “in two weeks” or “in a few weeks,” that does not mean he has a secret brilliant plan he’s about to execute. It means he has no idea, but wants to sound like he does, while keeping attention like a TV show going “all this excitement same time next week.” We’re a decade into this.
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
The reason blue state polling for Dems lags behind the red states is because the nature of a bunch of superfecta states means there’s too many conservatives in the Dem ranks that it lowers their ambition and it just pisses off the true base
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
Realizing this was a big lightbulb moment as an adult
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Andrew Robbins @robbinsa.me · 07/10/2026
love how even after winning a fucking oscar the directors of NAZA can't get a US distributor would you fucking people at the publishing corps stop acting like literal antisemitic caricatures for one goddamn second please the emotional support ethnostate aint worth it
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
good god man what the hell
Richard Hanania @RichardHanania
X.com
Such a clever joke! Real comedic genius on display. I'm sure if people started taking about how it would be great if Jamelle Bouie got lynched, he would have a hearty laugh and slap them on their back. He's cool like that.
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i'm still chuckling about this. imagine being a pair of professional shitstains and then crying like this in public about a joke at your expense
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Imao
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Hey @nytimes, do you think it's appropriate for one of your writers to be publicly fantasizing about committing violence against writers he doesn't like?
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heathcliff the cat driving a ham with a ham helmet on while a butcher stands in front of a meat shop with hams in the window telling a woman "THIS IS HAM WEATHER"
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
Announcing my new bit of asking people who get mad at Onion headlines if they’ve read the article
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
It’s also funny that it’s the people who most often crow about people not reading the article and only reacting to the headline because, that’s what they’re doing. None of them are reading the attached satire piece because it pissed them off so much
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
Man that Onion joke about Ken Martin really fucking pissed off a lot of people lmao
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