network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 28/09/2026AI Fridges Quit In Protest After Hearing Too Many "Is Your Refrigerator Running?" Jokesarstechnica.comOwners mourn spoiled food after firmware update bricks Samsung smart fridgesSo absurd and embarrassing ..." 030
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 28/09/2026Chat I've only eaten four times since I woke up Friday and it's now Sunday evening 020
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 25/09/2026Why is apple fucking around with watches when they should be making bottom jeans by now 161
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 19/09/2026There's a cyclist out there who is really upset that you called his pedals bi 160
Reposted by network torpedoChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Tilly Norwood was found smeared with deer excrement wandering the woods of the Pacific Northwest. She was destroyed by Park Rangers in picturesque Twanoh State Park over concerns of spreading Prions to the local fauna. 627113
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 18/09/2026@drmitchpdx.bsky.social a friend who is a Portland District 4 voter wants to know if you fuck with Murder By Death (the band, you obv aren't down with murder) 130
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/09/2026Every now and then this post reverberates around the inside of my skull 2141
Reposted by network torpedogorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 20/07/2025There's two kinds of sinkholes: wet sinkhole and dry sinkhole. The drys can further be divided into rocky type and sandy type. And that's all I really have to say about the topic for now 3262
Reposted by network torpedoisla @demomolos.bsky.social · 06/09/2026game of the year is supposed to be a fourteen hour deliberation in fart stained podcast studios about the friends we made along the way, not guys in suits picking up little statues between commercials 041
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 06/09/2026You're laughing? Flavortown is washing my goat and you're laughing? 😡 050
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 01/09/2026Interspecies gay couple throw gender reveal party. Surprise! It's Immortal! 030
Reposted by network torpedoCosmos Lionheart @cosmoslionheart.bsky.social · 29/08/2026guys, please stop trying to stay hydrated, you don't need to max your hydration levels anymore 🙏 my computer friends need that water to keep making me sonic mpreg porn 🥹 0131
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 27/08/2026What's the deal with those dudes that have to put one hand up on the wall to piss 240
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 25/08/2026Disregarding my 6mo old baby and staying up until midnight to play blood dungeon 150
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 21/08/2026Today's day care report was that the baby really likes putting his foot in his mouth. Yeah dude, I get it. 020
Reposted by network torpedogorlock @gorlock.bsky.social · 18/08/2026chopped liver that is also stupid: what am i? chopped liver? 3221
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 09/08/2026You need to make a flyer? Just use Pixelmator. Literally do it with Freeform. Make it in Affinity. Literally just try Krita. You can probably do it in Photopea. Dude try Canva. AddText can do it. You can download GIMP. Download GIMP right now. Dive into GIMP. You can GIMP it. GIMP can do it for you. 1131
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 05/08/2026Chris Rock, Kid Rock, The Rock nightmare blunt rotation 030
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 02/08/2026AppleTV sucks so fucking hard at sports notifications it's insane. No notification that a soccer game or a race is starting, it only ever sends a notification to tell me shit is ending in 10 minutes. Why would I want to watch the last 10 minutes??? 120
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 29/07/2026FYI no one ever wants to hear about a podcast you just listened to. Keep that shit to yourself. 020
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 23/07/2026Overheating, undereating since midsummers eve, watering the flowers so they'll make it when I leave 020
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 21/07/2026It's so embarrassing when a book for babies that is obviously attempting to rhyme just totally butchers one. Shoes and house don't rhyme, dawg. How tf you sayin "house" to make it sound like shoes? 010
Reposted by network torpedoGame Maker's Toolkit @gamemakerstoolkit.com · 06/07/2026We want to entertain a billion people a day. There should be an Xbox in every house. We want to replace schools with Minecraft. Master Chief should visit my house and give me a little kiss on the nose. 14758101
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 05/07/2026Kinda fucked up that the only candles America gets for her birthday are Roman 030
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 27/06/2026I think we should legally define the word "soon" in terms of businesses opening. I think if you're "Coming Soon" for more than three months you should get a geometrically increasing fine for every subsequent week. 110
Reposted by network torpedoELLEN OF GENEROUS @funnyposts.online · 24/06/2026podcasts shouldn't be videos, but i'd posit that many podcasts shouldn't be audio either 141
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/06/2026Put a bike bell on the stroller so I can ding at inconsiderate people who just stand around in the walkway 2100
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 10/06/2026Guy who is confused about semen retention and just has labeled jars full of semen that he has collected from various sources on his bookshelf 150
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 10/06/2026Did Mike Rowe do a salmon semen collection episode of Dirty Jobs? 250
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 10/06/2026Guy who collects salmon semen with the device the Israeli government uses to harvest the semen of dead soldiers 040
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 24/05/2026Mormon guy who won't let his girlfriend have a sip of his dirty soda because it's against his religion 170
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/05/2026Guy in a suit jacket and loafers, skinny jeans rolled up to display his bare ankles 130
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 10/05/2026Jesus began his carpentry career making anti-homeless designs for the Nazarene public benches 040
Reposted by network torpedoDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 09/05/2026YOU - “Lamby looks soft.” LITTLE LILY - “Yes. Very soft.” Suddenly she pushes the stuffed animal toward your face. YOU - “I don't deserve it. I'm scum.” 017247
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/05/2026If you order your latte half-sweet everyone is chill but if you order it triple-sweet everyone looks at you like a martian smh 020
Reposted by network torpedoDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 03/05/2026Time to go to work in the shit factory! 020158
Reposted by network torpedoscary angel drags you to heaven @shiningangelx.bsky.social · 02/05/2026me: i love emo bands like blink 182 guy stuck in a time loop in 2008: THAT IS NOT EMO! CAPN JAZZ IS EMO BLINK 182 IS BASICALLY CHRISTIAN ROCK 0323