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@ingr.own.baby
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To goon, perchance to cum—ay, there's the rub: For in that hypnostate what dreams may come, When we have shuffled off this mortal coil, Must give us pause—there's the respect That makes a mess of so long a sesh.

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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 2h
Dude what the fuck you don't look like a cartoon frog at all
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/10/2026
The other day the word "neuroeconomics" disgraced my screen and I thought I was gonna puke
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/10/2026
I feel like if they didn't have do-nothing bullshit admin jobs in insurance admin and education admin then they could idk maybe have a job that is actually productive and benefits society?
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026
@flanneloccluded.bsky.social I think you're the only jazz-knower I interact with on here, you should check these guys out
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026
Their previous album, Jazz Report From The Hood, also slapped
omasta.bandcamp.com
Jazz Report from the Hood, by Omasta
10 track album
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026
Man, Omasta is some good shit
omasta.bandcamp.com
Hits Different, by Omasta
11 track album
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026
I only care if it's "worth money" if I feel like the person who wants it only wants it to try resell it. If it's going to a good home? Fuck it bro take it and love it.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 15/10/2026
This review has a level of Hater energy that is only attainable by a Lover who is truly pure of heart and has been pushed beyond their breaking point.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 15/10/2026
We have our 7 month old baby injera and red lentils last weekend and he went fucking crazy for it but also came out the other side looking about like the average white boy who has just eaten Ethiopian for the first time.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 15/10/2026
@grog is this true
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026
If you don't have a Florida doppelgänger you ARE the Florida doppelgänger
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026
Doppelritaville
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026
Believe it or not the clientele mostly consists of people trying to recreate the old memes of the walrus with a bucket (walruses, of course, went extinct years ago)
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026
I started Brandon Sanderson's Cosmere back in April
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 13/10/2026
✊Hang in there Gary ✊
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 13/10/2026
Yeah that's Gary
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 13/10/2026
If you spin a Colter Wall 45 at 33RPM it plays the brown note
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 13/10/2026
you paint such a clear taste on my mind's tongue
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
It's a bummer because the only laptops my wife and I have had since 2015 have been Chromebooks (2014 Toshiba CB2 that lasted until 2022, and now some Acer 2-in-1 thing) and I love them but if it's just gonna run android I might as well get an iPad or whatever.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
Now THAT is a rare find indeed. At least in the electronics space the Amazon version of the dope cheap AliExpress thing gets marked up 50-200%.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
Yeah that's basically how AliExpress works lol. Probably costs $10 and a month to ship to the US though.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
Wait for a nearby restaurant to go under and buy their used blender (that's where I got my heavy duty but not Vitamix blender)
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
My dope Harris tweed coat is about to be so back in style
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026
That doesn't seem very effective and also the snap down at the end is horrible smh. Really amateur work from whoever trained him.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
Duh bro it's sunday
Your reading for today is
Nine Of Swords
[Picture of a goblin in bed crying with swords above him]
Insomnia Doubt Stress
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
I quit reddit when they killed third party apps to start pushing their dogshit app 😭😭😭
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
When they play it just pull the bride or groom aside and say "oh did you not hear? The village people are right wing now"
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
I have a baby I'd gladly use as a test subject ir you're donating a pair of robot arms
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
So I was right?????
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
You're gonna eat a frozen pizza and roll some new wow characters huh
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026
Weddings should have a room where people can have a conversation without yelling over the shitty dj
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Hazy Bombyx @bombulziir.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I know how many spiders you’ve eaten this year because I’m an empath and I put them there
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 09/10/2026
Chili
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
How would you even tell the difference
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
Is this one about a guy who likes trains a little bit too much?
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
Getting banned from that group chat for making fun of the mod's dog shampoo
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
The teacher who calls every pokeman pikachu
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
Dog shampoo son or horse dewormer daughter
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
The Xbox 360 is a retro console
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026
People have been asking me a lot of questions already answered by my "I don't wash my hair with medicated dog shampoo" tshirt
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 07/10/2026
Most of what we consider to be the "golden age of piracy" was the 1600s and 1700s but the corn dog as we know it today is from the 1920s. Even fish and chips only dates back to the late 1800s. Anyway it probably wouldn't be safe to try to deep fry sausages on the open ocean.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 06/10/2026
Not very aerodynamic but that's a small price to pay for sky tits
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 06/10/2026
Perfect for throwing on a couple stakes
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/10/2026
The only thing I have against Wendy's is that they are working with Palantir
pymnts.com
Palantir Reinvents Wendy’s Supply Chain Network, Walgreens’ Operations | PYMNTS.com
Artificial intelligence and data analytics firm Palantir is using its military intelligence background to deliver AI-powered solutions to major retailers
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/10/2026
The only time I've ever seen the movie was in my high school sociology class in like 2008 but I remember liking it
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/10/2026
Gooble gobble gooble gobble
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 03/10/2026
Public transit? The roads is public ain't they?
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 03/10/2026
That's crazy, the last time someone asked me for directions was last Saturday when I was in a town I had been in for all of 12 hours (I was still able to get them to the right place, it was not a big town). I get asked for directions from strangers probably once a month at least.
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 03/10/2026
That's me
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network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 02/10/2026
splashing apple juice over the coals in the sauna
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