network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 2hDude what the fuck you don't look like a cartoon frog at all 000 0
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/10/2026The other day the word "neuroeconomics" disgraced my screen and I thought I was gonna puke 000 0
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 17/10/2026I feel like if they didn't have do-nothing bullshit admin jobs in insurance admin and education admin then they could idk maybe have a job that is actually productive and benefits society? 040 4
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026@flanneloccluded.bsky.social I think you're the only jazz-knower I interact with on here, you should check these guys out 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026Their previous album, Jazz Report From The Hood, also slappedomasta.bandcamp.comJazz Report from the Hood, by Omasta10 track album 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026Man, Omasta is some good shitomasta.bandcamp.comHits Different, by Omasta11 track album 111 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 16/10/2026I only care if it's "worth money" if I feel like the person who wants it only wants it to try resell it. If it's going to a good home? Fuck it bro take it and love it. 120 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 15/10/2026This review has a level of Hater energy that is only attainable by a Lover who is truly pure of heart and has been pushed beyond their breaking point. 000 0
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 15/10/2026We have our 7 month old baby injera and red lentils last weekend and he went fucking crazy for it but also came out the other side looking about like the average white boy who has just eaten Ethiopian for the first time. 120 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026If you don't have a Florida doppelgänger you ARE the Florida doppelgänger 061 6
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 14/10/2026Believe it or not the clientele mostly consists of people trying to recreate the old memes of the walrus with a bucket (walruses, of course, went extinct years ago) 120 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 13/10/2026If you spin a Colter Wall 45 at 33RPM it plays the brown note 010 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026It's a bummer because the only laptops my wife and I have had since 2015 have been Chromebooks (2014 Toshiba CB2 that lasted until 2022, and now some Acer 2-in-1 thing) and I love them but if it's just gonna run android I might as well get an iPad or whatever. 000 0
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026Now THAT is a rare find indeed. At least in the electronics space the Amazon version of the dope cheap AliExpress thing gets marked up 50-200%. 010 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026Yeah that's basically how AliExpress works lol. Probably costs $10 and a month to ship to the US though. 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026Wait for a nearby restaurant to go under and buy their used blender (that's where I got my heavy duty but not Vitamix blender) 020 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026My dope Harris tweed coat is about to be so back in style 120 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 12/10/2026That doesn't seem very effective and also the snap down at the end is horrible smh. Really amateur work from whoever trained him. 120 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026I quit reddit when they killed third party apps to start pushing their dogshit app 😭😭😭 130 3
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026When they play it just pull the bride or groom aside and say "oh did you not hear? The village people are right wing now" 030 3
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026I have a baby I'd gladly use as a test subject ir you're donating a pair of robot arms 040 4
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026You're gonna eat a frozen pizza and roll some new wow characters huh 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 11/10/2026Weddings should have a room where people can have a conversation without yelling over the shitty dj 010 1
Reposted by network torpedoHazy Bombyx @bombulziir.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I know how many spiders you’ve eaten this year because I’m an empath and I put them there 191 9
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026Is this one about a guy who likes trains a little bit too much? 010 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026Getting banned from that group chat for making fun of the mod's dog shampoo 050 5
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 08/10/2026People have been asking me a lot of questions already answered by my "I don't wash my hair with medicated dog shampoo" tshirt 000 0
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 07/10/2026Most of what we consider to be the "golden age of piracy" was the 1600s and 1700s but the corn dog as we know it today is from the 1920s. Even fish and chips only dates back to the late 1800s. Anyway it probably wouldn't be safe to try to deep fry sausages on the open ocean. 021 2
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 06/10/2026Not very aerodynamic but that's a small price to pay for sky tits 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/10/2026The only thing I have against Wendy's is that they are working with Palantirpymnts.comPalantir Reinvents Wendy’s Supply Chain Network, Walgreens’ Operations | PYMNTS.comArtificial intelligence and data analytics firm Palantir is using its military intelligence background to deliver AI-powered solutions to major retailers 140 4
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 04/10/2026The only time I've ever seen the movie was in my high school sociology class in like 2008 but I remember liking it 110 1
network torpedo @ingr.own.baby · 03/10/2026That's crazy, the last time someone asked me for directions was last Saturday when I was in a town I had been in for all of 12 hours (I was still able to get them to the right place, it was not a big town). I get asked for directions from strangers probably once a month at least. 010 1