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Joh͎n

@inept.expert
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he/they, antipodean punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, human art and tinkering/code/dev. Views and opinions expressed are my own and often dumb, wrong and meaningless (except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp)

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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now playing: MST3K vs. Sting of Death GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #MST3K
Mike and his robot pals Crow and Tom Servo stand by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 planet logo as part of the cover art for The RiffTrax Experiments
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/09/2026
Man date in heaven (Red lobster)
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/09/2026
Can this AI shit just burst already so we can get past all this weapons grade cringe
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
Meme image of ___ mentioned. In this case it is “Australia Mentioned”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
OpenAI agents broke into Medicare Data/stats portal. Impacts? TBA youtu.be/fbdIerD4lT8?...
youtu.be
IN FULL: Anthony Albanese announces OpenAI hack on Medicare data portal | ABC NEWS
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
AI generated images have a lot of colour noise I’m noticing.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Myrna @myrna.distracted.is · 18/09/2026
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Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
ALT: Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
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せきはん @sekihang.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Take off!
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Games are back
Video titled Marrying Matt Berry the Sentient IKEA KALLAX in Skyrim
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Adam J French medium.com/@rawfishandbeer
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Sam 🎉 @anoddgeography.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Eel told you a joke meme
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 14/09/2026
don't threaten me with a good time :P
screenshot of a notice banner in a Google Gmail account that reads:
'You could lose access to your 16 years of Gmail history'
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 13/09/2026
We are all doomscrolling fruit flies
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 13/09/2026
It is late in the day. Empty classrooms, halls and school grounds are all bathed in the warm orange glow of the settings sun. From within the long growing shadows creatures shift into our world. Quite harmless, if even ever noticed. They come here to feed on the daydreams left lingering behind.
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Salva dude S ⚣ 🏳️‍🌈 @salvadudes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Mercy Minx @mercyminx.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Me when I fuck up
Meme that says "pls be patience I'm from the 1900's"
With a drawing of a stupid looking cat.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/09/2026
The end times, enterprise edition : I’m in physical pain from watching an engineer confidently tell a panel of seniors and architects that the standard library they are asking about in the review doesn’t exist as their code assistant told them so.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 09/09/2026
Remember to call your local elected member and ask for the instatement of the death penalty for corporations.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 04/09/2026
Australians collectively loose 300Million a year due to time wasted reverse parking when they could have just turned in and gotten on with their lives.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Brendel @brendelbored.b... • Nov 25, 2024
Jokes on them, I'm going to use Al to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 30/08/2026
Either one is a content copy farm or both are branded shills. Im tired of needing to be cautious of both 😞
A YouTube recommend section showing near identical thumbnails and topics right next to each other, the two thumbnails show the BYD brand, Sodium battery mockup and the CATL battery manufacturers brand in a banner like thumbnail under the identical text of “BYD’s $20 sodium battery”
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Andromeda @ulveheksa.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Meme. Caterpillar and butterfly say, respectively, 

"Is it going to be ok?" 

"It's gonna be fucking incredible."
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 28/08/2026
From Italian peasant food to 30AUD p/person 🍕
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I 💙 Dogs @dogs100.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m not moving….
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
may all of us lead lives as beautiful as dolly parton's
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 25/08/2026
Damn I’m a sucker for a good slab of cyan
Screenshot of a Android music player by HIBY. The device is the HiBY M500
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 22/08/2026
Hey grok how can we prop up the bond market?
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
By Adipocere
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Captain Disillusion @captaindisillusion.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
mood
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 17/08/2026
Crunchy tribute link.deezer.com/s/348EORpqcj...
link.deezer.com
Cherub Rock
Carpenter Brut - song - 2026
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 14/08/2026
I use the word ‘concur’ a bunch with my job mandated slop machines. And the rate of them misusing it in response to try vibe with me is funny as all hell. I also modified my peers agent rules to always address him by name in responses, but to always get his name wrong 33% of the time.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/08/2026
Leon Phelps, The Ladies’ Man
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/08/2026
Half Life Hazardous Environment Suit voice: “Ibuprofen Administered”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/08/2026
w i n d y
Screenshot of a mobile or smartphone map view of the NSW Ausgrid power network getting a it’s flappy ass cheeks clapped by a stiff breeze
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/08/2026
Are you still allowed to enter your friends homes like some kind of trusted adult? Pour a small amount of glitter into their washing machine.
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Bauhaus Milhaus
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 09/08/2026
Is Wicker a Groot spin off in the #marvelcinematicuniverse #marvel #mcu ?
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Aditya Mitra @adityamitra.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Junior dev vs. senior dev, release day. #dev #software #softwareengineering #meme
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 07/08/2026
Well, that’s the Halloween costume sorted then. ??? a.aliexpress.com/_mNJuoCf
a.aliexpress.com
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 31/07/2026
odd, #warframe via wine/crossover got picky with the key combo for bullet jumping again, added a quick key config to Karabiner-Elements so I don't get RSI manually pressing Shift+Control+Space 9999 times a session.
screenshot of a key combo rule in Karabiner-Elements for MacOS.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 27/07/2026
Everyone’s getting an Airdrop of goaste in 1 min #ausalert
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 27/07/2026
Phone go woop woop
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 25/07/2026
Moon must be really bright tonight… midnight and still producing 7kW 😂 perfect app Sungrow, no notes.
Screenshot from the iSolarCloud app showing solar, home and battery power feeds and values. This screenshot shows the solar producing 7kW and feeding most of that into the grid, but it’s midnight.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 21/07/2026
Idea that probably already exists: the fountain of youth, but it’s actually a mimic like monster pitcher plant that feeds on experiences and time.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 19/07/2026
K&R the rest are mental disorders
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 16/07/2026
The reliance on executive level decisions being made off of at best 3 Microsoft PowerPoint slides needs to be studied.
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Asher Wolf @asherwolf.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
The Albanese government will force large-scale data centres to generate as much power as they take from the grid and minimise water usage to keep household bills from rising and is also exploring a new copyright solution designed for artificial intelligence training www.afr.com/technology/a...
afr.com
Albanese hits data centres with grid mandate in major AI pivot
Tech giants face tough grid mandates and a world-first copyright regime as the Albanese government launches a major regulatory crackdown on artificial intelligence.
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