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Joh͎n

@inept.expert
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he/they, antipodean punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, human art and tinkering/code/dev. Views and opinions expressed are my own and often dumb, wrong and meaningless (except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp)

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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
Meme image of ___ mentioned. In this case it is “Australia Mentioned”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 14/09/2026
don't threaten me with a good time :P
screenshot of a notice banner in a Google Gmail account that reads:
'You could lose access to your 16 years of Gmail history'
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 07/09/2026
Dr Manhattan meme image, where MlDr Manhattan from the visual novel series Watchmen appears. The text over this image reads “source?” – “I made it up”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 04/09/2026
Gotta spam generated images of nurses, that’ll show them we care.
AI slop of a nurse in scrubs, their ID card is alien gibberish and the photo looks like a cockroach, possibly a self insert of whoever runs this account.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 30/08/2026
Either one is a content copy farm or both are branded shills. Im tired of needing to be cautious of both 😞
A YouTube recommend section showing near identical thumbnails and topics right next to each other, the two thumbnails show the BYD brand, Sodium battery mockup and the CATL battery manufacturers brand in a banner like thumbnail under the identical text of “BYD’s $20 sodium battery”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 25/08/2026
Damn I’m a sucker for a good slab of cyan
Screenshot of a Android music player by HIBY. The device is the HiBY M500
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/08/2026
w i n d y
Screenshot of a mobile or smartphone map view of the NSW Ausgrid power network getting a it’s flappy ass cheeks clapped by a stiff breeze
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 31/07/2026
odd, #warframe via wine/crossover got picky with the key combo for bullet jumping again, added a quick key config to Karabiner-Elements so I don't get RSI manually pressing Shift+Control+Space 9999 times a session.
screenshot of a key combo rule in Karabiner-Elements for MacOS.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 25/07/2026
Moon must be really bright tonight… midnight and still producing 7kW 😂 perfect app Sungrow, no notes.
Screenshot from the iSolarCloud app showing solar, home and battery power feeds and values. This screenshot shows the solar producing 7kW and feeding most of that into the grid, but it’s midnight.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/07/2026
#warframe nice.
Screenshot of the game 'Warframe' where the user is selecting what server instance to travel to. the two available instances are 1, and 69. Nice
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 08/07/2026
Kronk Pepikrankenitz pictured smiling smugly holding out his id card. This card has been memed to now just display his picture and the words “monster fucker permit”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 06/07/2026
Glad to see ol’ Dick Smith still selling the classics.
A screenshot of the dicksmith.com.au website which used to be an electronics and hobby store. Now branded to sell general goods and apparently as listed dildos, vibrators and full fuck machine kits.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 04/07/2026
Hu?
Peanut the Pyrenean Mountain Dog looking over his shoulder mid nap
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 22/06/2026
Sure bud
Meme of people surrounding two crawfish, the setup looks like an impromptu cock fighting ring, with people around it appearing to cheer and bet money on the fight. All the people and even the crawfish are labeled as “leftists “
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 21/06/2026
🎉
A screenshot of a mini puzzle game called 4x3 from Hank Green at https://www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 18/06/2026
Got a lot on it's plate right now. #warframe
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 18/06/2026
peak #warframe
screenshot from the game 'Warframe' showing one of the frames, 'Umbra the Broken' babysitting.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/06/2026
A meme image called “fell for it again award” in the style of Soyjaks. The balding and bespectacled character has the blue ribbon pin award on their chest. They seem upset and uncertain at the events occurring.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 05/06/2026
Snoot shot
Close up photo of Peanuts snoot, a dogs face with his black nose close to the camera.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 04/05/2026
Fuggn Monday innit
A grainy screenshot of the Teletubbies sun rising over some green hills with a face of a grumpy and startled cats face super imposed over the suns circular surface where the normal Teletubbies baby face was. This is a meme to depict a conflict of emotions.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 20/04/2026
Yup yup
A smartphone screenshot of a Bluesky feed showing meta on the 420 data postings
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 13/04/2026
Yo @jessecox.bsky.social what is up my guy?
Mobile phone screenshot of a podcast app called  Pocket Casts that is failing to stream the podcast called Cox n’ Crendor ShowMobile phone screenshot of the Apple Podcasts player failing to play the podcast Cox n’ Crendor ShowMobile phone screenshot of a browser navigating to coxandcrendor.com but getting an expired certificate warning.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 12/04/2026
??
A photo of a section of the pantry with Rice Wine Vinegar next to the White Rice Vinegar.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/03/2026
Take this
A vial of the water of life, here with a My Little Pony half covered within.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 21/03/2026
One of the Roborocks perspective shots of Peanut. 😆
Robot vacuum photo of a pet obstruction. In this case Peanut our Great Pyrenees
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 16/03/2026
Dad coming to pick us up from school in a 
commodore UTE v8
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/02/2026
Wild take, shit rag.
A meme template called “won’t somebody think of the children” moral panic with the meme text of, ‘WON'T SOMEONE THINK OF THE WEALTHY PEDOPHILES’
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 18/02/2026
The font budget at my local Adventist wackos is out of control ! 😂
Junk mail pamphlet from seventh-days adventists 

ANTI-CHRISTS AT WAR
Islam
Christianity
POLITICAL CHAOS IN PROPHECY
WHY IT MATTERS
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 18/02/2026
The #cloudflare outage looks to have also taken down our +70million dollar BOM website. #auspol #BOM
Mobile phone screenshot of the BOM weather app being blank
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 18/02/2026
Vibe coded 💀
Mobile phone screenshot of YouTube app. Shows a “Something went wrong” message
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 10/02/2026
Wild to think about how many animal buttholes were in the training data, such that my robot vacuums have a >80 confidence that this is a pet.
Mobile app screenshot of a Roborock pet detection / obstacle avoidance flag on a robot vacuum
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 01/02/2026
Scientists always packing heat 💀 The heck is a 'Teibi t94' and where can I get one, can't find a wiki reference for it? @quasimorph.bsky.social
Screenshot of a kill log from the game Quasimorph:

Spear dealt 9 (lacerating) damage to Bastion with a shot from Longhu. Bastion is dead. Scientist dealt 40 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 31 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear got Fracture! Scientist dealt 52 (blunt) damage to Spear with a shot from Teibi t94. Spear is dead. Spear got an amputation. Shoulder falls onto the floor! The body of agent Z8-2535 was found with numerous wounds. Rest in peace.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 30/01/2026
I just closed up the house this morning as two nearby fires are blowing out way, (contained for now) with increasing certainty I fear, each season is going to be record breaking from here out.
A screen grab from https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025%E2%80%9326_Australian_bushfire_season
Showing the 2025-26 bushfire season for NSW clearly outlining record temperatures and climate change as key contributing causes.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/01/2026
Overkill Dies, convulses then fries to a crisp 💀
Screenshot of pc game quasimorph showing my clone getting vaporised like a bugDamage log paints a grim picture
49: Corporate Elite dealt 66 (shock) damage to Shrike with a shot from Thunderstorm.
49: Shrike is dead.
49: Shrike is convulsing!
49: Shrike got Electroburn!
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/01/2026
His genuine reaction to one courier and the posty knocking on the door.
Pictured is a dog called Peanut lazing half asleep on tiles while blissfully ignoring and guard dog duties he may have.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 26/01/2026
Heaps of these Praying Mantis egg sacks in our lemon myrtle trees
Close up photo of a branch in a lemon myrtle tree. Shows a mantis egg sacks
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 01/01/2026
Yep
Merriam-Webster Your 2026 Word is ‘nihilist’
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 19/12/2025
We rolling like this
A Costco members card sticking out of a wallet held in hand.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 09/12/2025
I believe this article is referencing this letter: www.thelancet.com/journals/lan... In that letter he does not lead with women, this has been paraphrased in the article clear by the lack of quotation or SIC. I agree it’s a daft idea tho he presents no argument this would affect anyone’s choices.
An excerpt of the linked published letter:

including observational studies, and is intuitively plausible: consuming several hundred calories can take mere minutes, whereas expending the same amount often requires hours of sustained physical activity.' Obesogenic environments have exacerbated this imbalance.?
Food consumption outside the home, in restaurants, snack bars, or via delivery services, has increased substantially over recent decades. Supermarkets now offer a vast range of ready-to-eat opti ns, with many of these products sold in
single portion sizes. These portions are typically calibrated to the average energy requirements of an adult male, making them oversized relative to energy needs for women and children. Less intuitively, they are also oversized for individuals of shorter stature, inadvertently disadvantaging those from lower socioeconomic status groups. A 2009 study from Glasgow, UK, observed that people from more deprived communities were 6 cm shorter, on average, than their more affluent counterparts, equating to a 150-200 kcal per day difference in energy requirements.
Where smaller
disproportionate.,
gall consumers,
irrespective of energy requirements, toward larger, more calorific options under the guise of better value. Given the palatability of foods rich in fat, salt, and sugar-and the social pressure to avoid food waste-these portions are often fully consumed.
Globally, obesity prevalence is higher in females than males across all superregions.4 In the Organisation for Economic Co-operation and Development countries, obesity
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 08/12/2025
The person quoted in this article does not once suggest or urge restaurants to give women smaller portions. It a clickbait headline typically of that shitrag no human should ever actually trust or read.
Snippet of an article from the Daily Mail UK, where = Daily Mail News
Professor Naveed Sattar said menus should be adapted to include smaller versions of meals that contain fewer calories, as part of an effort to drive down obesity rates.
Speaking in a personal capacity, Professor Sattar, who is the chairman of the flagship Obesity Healthcare Goals programme, said normal portions should remain available for everyone but that a second option should be offered with around 25 per cent less food, which would be more suitable for women.
The reduced-calorie meals could also be more appropriate for shorter men, who need to eat less than the average man, Professor Sattar and his team from the University of Glasgow and Glasgow Royal Infirmary said.
The proposals would apply to pre-packaged sandwiches from supermarkets, ready meals and
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 05/12/2025
Ooof
Smartphone screenshot of a weather app showing the predicted temperature timeline for Saturday the 6th December. It shows a temperature range from 21 — 39
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 02/12/2025
Good morning!
The photo is of a head and shoulders framed photoshoot of a Muppet called Animal. They are facing the camera and have a big grin on their face.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 02/12/2025
Might track my own listen next year via the api to see how accurate this is 🙃 #mydeezeryear #deezer
A phone screenshot of the Deezer music app, showing my top tracks streamed on Deezer for 2025.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 02/12/2025
Looks like the got it fixed 😁
Smartphone screenshot of the Deezer app, #myDeezerYear roundup listened minutes showing 34567 minutes
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 01/12/2025
I call it the Tilebarrow
A photo of a wheelbarrow frame with some planks screwed over where the pan used to be, left in it stack large sandstone pavers easily
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 01/12/2025
Wut #Deezer broke
Mobile phone screenshot showing a notice from Deezer stating that I have not streamed enough to get this years ‘My Deezer Year Experience’
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 28/11/2025
Bath time again
A wet dog sitting in a stainless steel tub of a dog wash. The dog is getting towel dried and showing an expression of enjoyment
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 08/11/2025
The face of someone who is unaware they will be getting a wash and groom at lunchtime.
A young Pyrenean mountain dog, lying in wet topsoil next to some grass outside. He is relaxed and a bit dirty
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 04/11/2025
Tranquilo
Screenshot of some lined up skeet’s on the Bluesky timeline.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 17/10/2025
Womp! Thunderstorm.
Rainfall weather radar showing a thunderstorm band smashing into my house.
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