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Joh͎n

@inept.expert
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he/they, antipodean punchcard enthusiast – born 593136000. I like daft memes, tech, human art and tinkering/code/dev. Views and opinions expressed are my own and often dumb, wrong and meaningless (except fսϲk АІ sⅼοp)

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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 3m
Yeah, traffic merge and shopping cart returns.
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 1h
Humans have not been invited into the intergalactic federation as we have not passed the last two first contact capabilities; 1). Faster than light travel 2). Understand how to properly merge in traffic
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The Spaceshipper 🚀 @thespaceshipper.com · 07/10/2026
According to MIT News, Margaret Hamilton died at the age of 90. "A profoundly influential computer scientist best known for leading the software engineering team at MIT’s Instrumentation Lab during NASA’s Apollo program". This famous photo 🔽 inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison.
Margaret Hamilton, but the famous 1969 photo that inspired the For All Mankind character Margo Madison is in the quoted post.
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optiMSTie @optimstie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Now playing: MST3K vs. Sting of Death GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH LET'S FUNKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #MST3K
Mike and his robot pals Crow and Tom Servo stand by the Mystery Science Theater 3000 planet logo as part of the cover art for The RiffTrax Experiments
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 02/10/2026
Kagi is my ride or die
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 02/10/2026
Fortunately the *checks notes ‘Solar powered orbital data centre’ Would not be in the earths shadow 50% of the time. 🙄
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/09/2026
Man date in heaven (Red lobster)
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 29/09/2026
Can this AI shit just burst already so we can get past all this weapons grade cringe
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🐚 @bel-by-the-sea.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
it's time to go home #BigWalk
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
Meme image of ___ mentioned. In this case it is “Australia Mentioned”
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
OpenAI agents broke into Medicare Data/stats portal. Impacts? TBA youtu.be/fbdIerD4lT8?...
youtu.be
IN FULL: Anthony Albanese announces OpenAI hack on Medicare data portal | ABC NEWS
YouTube video by ABC News (Australia)
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
Yeah, doesn’t seem to be a good public web tool to sample or grade an images chrominance noise in a useful way. Can kinda do it with tools like ImageMagick but nothing web…appy
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 24/09/2026
AI generated images have a lot of colour noise I’m noticing.
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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
NEW BRAIN DROPPED
med.stanford.edu
Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Myrna @myrna.distracted.is · 18/09/2026
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Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
ALT: Star Trek Data Tries a Revolting Drink
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Joh͎n @inept.expert · 19/09/2026
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