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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 13h

Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow

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Is This Hell? 🏳️‍🌈 @wattle.bsky.social · 11h

"Umbrella" rule

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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 10h

this would be an incredible film if you started it with all the normal serial killer hunting tropes

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 11h

🧵Spotted While Roaming in Aotearoa New Zealand: A small human (3?) in a sparkly blue dress with sparkly red shoes is cycling a tiny tricycle as FAST as she can go! A big placid dog (Staffy cross snuggle?) is trotting at her side. Two friends off on an adventure.

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Punished Cat Guy (aka Johnny Bag o’ Snails) @majima.club · 19h

This is exactly why my planner keeps getting pushed back

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

In addition to everything everyone else has said: there are already enough human-made romances to last a lifetime ( even at the rate at which romance readers read!) and tons of authors with stories they *want* to tell. It makes no sense to mass-produce poor quality when we already have a surplus!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I have done yoga every single day for the past quarter-century, and my biggest pet peeve is that it has not led to any reduction in people perkily asking me "Have you tried yoga?" as though there's any human being on the planet who hasn't tried yoga in this the year 2026!

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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!

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Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

you are invited to her gallery opening

A very tiny tabby kitten in a black post-surgery onesie that looks like a tight black shirt, very chic.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I wonder if all these amazing ballgowns on #NorthOfNorth are commercially available

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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This is what it’s like trying to get a picture of Higgins He never stops

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Random memory, and realization of a serious childhood parenting miscommunication: There was this record store, the one for real nerds, that we would sometimes go to on errands with my father.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I'm eating an apple and a piece fell on the ground and I can't find it. So I randomly google "I dropped a piece of apple and can't find it", and all the results are Find My iPhone

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Today I saw a disproportionate number of people in yoga pants and a sports bra. Not just in workout clothes in general, the specific combination of yoga pants and a sports bra

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This aligns with something that's been itching in my brain in my capacity as a second-generation Canadian: Advice has been reaching me to talk about one's own relationship with the land in a land acknowledgement, but, like, I don't actually have one?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Current theory: that trending article about "OMG, how is it possible people haven't heard this one specific song?" is just a ploy to get people to listen to the song to see if they've ever heard it, so it gets more hits/trending/residuals

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

It broke my brain that they could even arrive at the word "escalator" when the word "escalate" DIDN'T EXIST!!! Hold my beer, I'm going into the OED...

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

You know how there's a superstition that it's bad luck for the groom to see the bride in her wedding clothes before the wedding? Within this paradigm, is it also bad luck for the bride to see the groom in his wedding clothes before the wedding?

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CK DexterHaven 🍂🍁🍂 @ckshowalter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Caturday Higgins

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Anne Thériault @annetheriault.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Here’s a video that made 15yo and I laugh like absolute loons this week. Gotta RETVRN to those classic surnames like Fuckbeggar, woke sensibilities be damned

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

As the cherry on top of this very important point, another aspect of the social contract breaking down is that employers are decreasingly likely to have the facilities to offer a drink that would have been seen as standard in the past (e.g. coffee machine, equipped break room, etc.)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

A problem in municipal politics is some people use "safe streets" to mean "Let's prevent cars from hitting people" and other people use "safe streets" to mean "Let's punish homeless people for being visible"

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

If you're in a front passenger seat of a car and you faint, would the seatbelt catch you enough to keep you vertical, or would you hit your head on the dashboard?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I'm reading a novel where the races of the characters are important clues to their motivations in the fictional geopolitical context at hand, but aren't always apparent from their names, and I can't always remember every minor character.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Excellent examples of why Read Aloud is part of my workflow!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Speaking with an American accent causes Scotty's face to look more like a young James Doohan #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

"Scotty's in danger in the future" - that seems like a statistical probability regardless? #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Loving Uhura's iridescent eyeshadow. And this shifty discomfiting overhead camera angle #StarTrekStrangeNewWorlds

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I feel like the amount of time we spend having to convince bots that we're human is becoming too high

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

One of the big tragedies of our current existence is COVID variants keep evolving too quickly for vaccines to keep up, which results in some people not getting vaxxed

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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Yesterday I have to move a bunch of stuff out of my coat closet so technicians could access a panel, and now all that stuff is in front of my washing machine and I need to do laundry today and it's just so daunting

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Ruby (ft. Jimin) @lapsedbard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

CANADIANS, this petition to regulate data centers in Canada is open until September 24, please sign! www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...

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Petition e-7550 - Petitions

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Bow-wow" doesn't sound anything like a dog to me, and "boo-hoo" doesn't sound anything like crying to me. Are there any other onomatopoeias that don't sound like what they're meant to represent? If yes, do they also start with "bo"?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Tag yourself! I'm Andorra, stopping in the middle of the crosswalk to do a little flowy arms dance!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

If you have a tattoo and you get a zit under the tattoo, is the gunk inside the zit the colour of the tattoo? Or is it the same colour as if you got a zit elsewhere on your body?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

I'm trying to remember a scene from #TheSimpsons: there's a child (may not be a Simpson child) who either doesn't believe in god or doesn't want to pray.

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Melissa Mendelson @flightriskmushing.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

WTF HAPPENED HOW DID THEY GET SO BIG

A puppy rests on a wood ramp with a smile on her face

3 puppies sleep on top of each other in a pile

A gray puppy lays on a sandy ground, looking at the camera

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Why is Equatorial Guinea not adjacent to Guinea? (Broadly speaking, I'm sure the answer is colonialism, but in more specific terms, what happened?)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Beginner question: Is Discord all one big thing? I thought it was a bunch of different chat rooms akin to IRC channels, but I've seen people saying "Find me on Discord" with just a username.

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

it’s batman day

a tweet by me from 1/6/2018 11:03 AM that became a meme apparently

ROBIN: the batmobile won’t start
BATMAN: check the battery
ROBIN: what’s a tery

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

This keeps crossing my feed, but no one has explained why there's a diesel #2 but not a diesel #1? (Genuine question. My knowledge of diesel is I'm vaguely aware it exists)

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Zohran’s Mommy Dommey @loridiletto.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

It’s genuinely hard to tell how many of these institutions are being run by people who are deep in denial/memory-holed the effects of the pandemic, and how many are actively complicit in creating this narrative that the pandemic was a little blip

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

This Pope Leo green orb photo is entertaining, but are we sure it's real? None of what's circulating in Bluesky trending topics has a source, and the only news media source I can google up is Fox News and some AI-generated slop

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Reposting with alt text that explains the visual

Two panel meme:

First panel is Wednesday Addams (from the Addams Family and its spin-off Wednesday), holding a lemon, saying "What a vegetable, huh?"

Second panel: Jack from 30 Rock, saying "Wednesday, it's lemon", in a reversal of the "Lemon, it's Wednesday" meme

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

My Rogers bill is literally twice as high this month, for no stated reason. There's only one line item. I can't get past the chatbot, which keeps saying "Your bill is higher because [line item] is higher. There is no reason given"

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