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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 3h

Ani DiFranco and also Cake. Both were equally and simultaneously necessary to 18-year-old me.

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George Penney @georgepenney.bsky.social · 3h

A duo of brown and white spotted baby goats have found THE BEST furry rock to play on. It might be very big. It might have horns. It might moo. But it's an awful lot of fun. (Giant Bull is chewing his cud while being maximumly unbothered by the goat party taking place on his back.)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 3h

And tonight when he gets back to the barn, Giant Bull will tell everyone all about how he got to play with the baby goats today!

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dirt squirrel @dirtsquirrel.bsky.social · 8h

older customer at the bar last night loudly started telling a joke. he said "what do lesbians do when they're both on their period" and I promptly stopped what I was doing and replied "still have sex, because women aren't cowards" and the lesbian sitting at the end the bar laugh yelped

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Rich Burroughs @somewhattolerable.com · 11h

OMG I was sorting through some old bookmarks and clicked on the Smithsonian Zoo's Cheetah Cam link which I hadn't active in a long time. It turns out they have a cheetah who just had cubs on 10/5 and they are so cute. They're on the Den 1 stream right now.

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Cheetah Cub Cam

The Cheetah Cub Cam streams live from the Smithsonian Conservation Biology Institute in Front Royal, Virginia.

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Melissa Mendelson @flightriskmushing.bsky.social · 11h

Loaf re-meeting her puppies last week! She could not be more thrilled

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 9h

The problem is I have no way to tell when the flooding has stopped and, therefore, when it makes sense to start doing laundry. There are few things more disheartening than having another load of bloody laundry all queued up before the first is done (This is a post about perimenopause)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 9h

I feel like this kid on Old Enough knows he's on TV

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 13h

Also: - gives context that I might not otherwise have so I can fully appreciate the situation (e.g. the caption is "Oh nooo" and some plant I don't recognize. Alt text tells me it's a tomato plant but the tomatoes are gone) - people searching for words used in your alt text will find your image!

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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 16h

Binx perfecting her elegant lounge. If any cat ever needed one of those fainting couch cat beds, it's Binx. #cats #becurious

photo of a three month old black kitten laying on her side on a sofa. her head is turned back over her shoulder and she's looking just to the right of the camera.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Please enjoy what an asshole my brain is: I met someone who is a senior citizen and also a twin, and my asshole brain immediately went "You can't be a twin! You're old!!"

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Rob Cruickshank @robcruickshank.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Turns out these guys are real

A fish like a child would draw, no fins, just a tail an eye and a little smile

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I love how the article has no further explanation of that picture!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Currently pondering (and struggling to google): why don't they use epidurals for colonoscopies? It seems like it would do the job, and less logistically complicated than putting the patient under (which means the patient requires a caregiver)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Also, I can no longer find the link to the person who made the mashup, but I just remembered that Michael Jackson's Beat It video mashes up beautifully with Orff's O Fortuna. (Yes, we now know that Michael Jackson is gross. Also, the mashup works perfectly)

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Mei 🪽 @meidotwav.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

treat your body like a data center. consume as much water, art and literature as possible. upset local municipalities with your existence.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Update: "gotta get cake" works to "Gotta Have Faith" by George Michael, although I'm not creative enough to write the full lyrics. Very early Weird Al inserting food into 80s hits vibe.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Someone write a "gotta get the cake" song!

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Hannah C @95hannahlouise.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

THE EAR PERK

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

And, on top of that, it's one of the fun and easy tasks of parenting! It isn't cleaning up bodily fluids or getting out the door in time or managing big feelings - it's a cuddle and a story!

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GONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Latenite Archival BabbyGonz Time!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I'm beginning to suspect this notion that it's possible for an acceptable number of tasks to be completed is a myth...

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

There must be so many others too, all over the world, just bleeding and bleeding and bleeding every day, and yet doing their duties and living their lives.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"Chilly bin" is a fun sequence of phonemes to utter. Even more so when I attempt* to do so in a New Zealand accent *That crashing sound you heard from the other side of the world was the word "attempt" collapsing under the enormous amount of work it is doing in this sentence

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

I cannot wrap my brain around the combination of wanting to have a child and not wanting to read to the child. Like, reading to them is the fun parts! If you don't think any of it is fun, why even have a child?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I wish there was some magic way muted keywords on social media could be tag wrangled. I use them to avoid seeing content related to my phobias, but things often slip past. I wish there could be some kind of "and also synonyms thereof" checkbox for mute words!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I know that it's definitely not worth getting Long COVID, and definitely worth it if I can stay safe from COVID, and there's no one credible who can help me with the COVID risk assessment.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

The problem with living in a world where not enough people take COVID seriously is that there isn't a way to get informed guidance on whether the benefits of stopping bleeding are worth the risk of exposure to COVID in a hospital setting.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I really want to know why the light in the oven turned on when the baby crashed into it

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Also, since it doesn't appear to have come up in this thread yet, people need to know about Bruce Springsteen's take on Stayin' Alive: www.youtube.com/watch?v=4n1G...

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Bruce Springsteen - "Stayin' Alive" (Brisbane, 02/26/14)

YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Serious question though: if someone can still get votes after dropping out, what happens if they win?

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Orange baby looks so much more baby next to an adult cat!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

If it's a 2027 vehicle, is there even time to have arrived at the conclusion that people won't buy them? Like, I haven't yet bought anything whatsoever in the year 2027! (Also, I feel like you'd need to give it a few years? Most people don't buy a car most years, especially when times are tough)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It worked, too! Pizzaiolo is now my go-to! (If you want to convince me to try other Toronto pizza, make sure it's near Yonge & Eg)

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

There's some guy on the sidewalk saying "Come in for free pizza!" You walk in, you're handed a slice of pizza fresh out of the oven. And it's delicious! Best advertising ever!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Random memory of the time they opened a new Pizzaiolo near my office (back when I still worked in the office) and their way of advertising was to give away free pizza on the first day.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

So the thing is, if your business's most recently updated online presence is instagram, and your business is now closed, you have to mention something on your instagram!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

That's at least 35% of my annoyance with AI - it's so often physically in the way!

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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.

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Cri 🕊🐝🐜📝🎭⚽😷 @crawlieswithcri.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Everyone loves to watch Steller's Jays! Binx would like to meet them up close and personal (they'd kick her butt) #cats #becurious

photo of a thirteen week old black kitten standing on the arm of a wingback chair looking intently to the right and just below the camera at off camera birds outside.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Public libraries Public school Recycling Audiobooks

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JC (baseball season type) @conductress.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This might be one of the best #SpreadLovethreads. H/t @rescuemom.bsky.social, I needed this one today.

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Solidarity from team "menstruating 90% of days since May"!

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Impudent Strumpet @impudentstrumpet.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

This could be very useful to the boycott! My experience has been that people of the snowbird demographic who are unmoved by the fact that it's the right thing to do tend to be very sensitive to tax increases.

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