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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸

@immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social
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She / Her | Writer | Tired Millennial Mom | 🇨🇺 🇺🇲 juanmariazaragosa.substack.com

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David Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026
henstomper

oh my god the slot machine company says i have to keep putting coins in their machine or Im Gonna Get Left Behind. thats so scary. and it has to be true because they know more about slot machines than i do

oh my god the slot machine company says if we dont give them money to build the world's biggest slot machine the chinese are gonna build it first and win all the prizes. and then there wont be any prizes anymore
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🦝 Socks 🐭 @socksfur.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
...and for some of you, at the stroke of midnight tonight....
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I Nied braaaaiiiiins 🧟 @nied.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Biden literally did the mythical One Phone Call that would stop Israel in it's tracks, &... it didn't stop Israel in it's tracks.
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Taki/滝 the Malamute (EN) (They/It) @taki-wan-en.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
New people never realize they're a tourist in spaces they're in. Imagine visiting a country, and yelling at everyone arouns you that they're not upholding the customs you're used to. It's absolutely mad and immature. You're in a place THEY built, and they didn't build it for YOU.
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joe @shariauncle.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
increasingly feels like my Perfectly Fine liberal arts education was an artifact grabbed fleeing a burning temple
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
TURNING FLORIDA BLUEEEEE 💙💙💙
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Jareth the Goblin King sitting with the baby Toby on his lap from Labyrinth, a speech bubble is emanating from Toby
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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My Bi-Fi Signal Is Strong
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey guys! I created a Threads account a few months ago: www.threads.com/@juanmaria.z...
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Juan Maria Zaragosa 🖋️ (@juanmaria.zaragosa) • Threads, Say more
1 Follower • 19 Threads • 30s 🫠 Gothic / Erotica Writer 💕 ''The Writer Corner" on Substack Cuban-American 🇨🇺 🇺🇸 No AI 🚫. See the latest conversations with @juanmaria.zaragosa.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VP Kamala Harris: 1 in 12 women in America lives in a maternal care desert. Black women are 3-4x more likely to die during childbirth. Native women are 2-3x more likely to die. Medicaid is the largest funder for maternity care, Trump cut Medicaid funding by $1T. Mike Rogers supported that cut.
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Headquarters @headquartersnews.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
VP Kamala Harris: Donald Trump and his administration has cut funding through the NIH on many research projects that they consider to fall under DEI. The Senate should be a stopgap on the abuses of this administration, and Dr. El-Sayed would be one to stand up against the cuts to those funding.
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Lord have mercyyyy Carnivallll
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ah yes, a surprising development (i am the mizaru monkey)
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz pulling a "Why I'm Leaving the Left" is perhaps the most predictable thing ever to have occurred, narrowly edging out "housecat slowly pushes cup off edge of table"
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I always loved The Sims since the first game but Dragon Age Origins made me realize I could ACTUALLY play videogames like boys or whatever lol
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Dragon Age: Fenris Says 'I'm the Pretty One'
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Selfie time 🫠🤘
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Shayan Sardarizadeh @shayan86.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thread: Two different versions of this AI-generated image purporting to show President Trump and his assistant Natalie Harp kissing went viral this week, generating millions of views across multiple platforms. Despite being fake, this wasn't a straightforward AI image to debunk. I'll explain why.
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I fucking love Threads y'all
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What a Vegetable, huh?

Wednesday, it's lemon
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: Hogwater is for sale RIGHT NOW. You can get vaccines, Tylenol, and condoms at a CVS, but you can't get Hogwater. That's because you can only get it at Marz Brewing and live at Riot Fest tomorrow. Let's face it: You need Hogwater.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@MohanadElshieky

Please stop saying the vaccine doesn't have severe side effects. I took my shots and now I'm alive and have to keep working
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Stomach bug has finally hit our house 🫠
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
juanmariazaragosa.substack.com/p/so-i-read-... Happy Hispanic Heritage Month! I read Ada Ferrer's memoir in 3 days - so beautiful 🇨🇺🇺🇸 read my full review on Substack! #hispanicheritage #memoir #booksky #bookreview
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So, I read 'Keeper of my Kin'
a Cuban American memoir
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
juanmariazaragosa.substack.com/p/so-i-read-... Happy Hispanic Heritage Month! I read Ada Ferrer's memoir in 3 days - so beautiful 🇨🇺🇺🇸 read my full review on Substack! #hispanicheritage #memoir #booksky #bookreview
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So, I read 'Keeper of my Kin'
a Cuban American memoir
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Florida Democrats @fladems.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
National Voter Registration Day is tomorrow, September 15th! Visit floridadems.org/nvrdwoa to sign up for events near you.
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T. Williams @xstylus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Show up in person if possible. Cheeto is still trying to muck with the postal service to screw up mail-in voting. Once you're in line, STAY in line, no matter what.
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hey guys! I created a Threads account a few months ago: www.threads.com/@juanmaria.z...
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Juan Maria Zaragosa 🖋️ (@juanmaria.zaragosa) • Threads, Say more
1 Follower • 19 Threads • 30s 🫠 Gothic / Erotica Writer 💕 ''The Writer Corner" on Substack Cuban-American 🇨🇺 🇺🇸 No AI 🚫. See the latest conversations with @juanmaria.zaragosa.
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I used to support a feminist commentary channel financially but was turned off by her bullying a trans sex worker online and mean girl attitude towards anyone who disagreed. Lesson learned not to be parasocial w/ creators anymore 🙃
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Walter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Talarico dodged a question, Paxton subpoenaed hospitals in different time zones for youth medical records, they're obviously not the same.
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Moose booooogelow @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
The Roaring 20s are back baby, everyone is still mentally ill from a plague and a war, importing Canadian booze is illegal, James Carville is alive
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Kerry Reid (she/her) @kerryreid.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Almost let the day pass without posting this one!
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 08/09/2026
One of the things I hate most about AI is that now I first approach a lot of art with suspicion instead of awe
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Brenny @pissedoffinnh.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Found comment: "Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
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Micah @rincewind.run · 05/09/2026
the intro to Batman: The Animated Series is one of the single best bits of storytelling ever done in any medium, an absolute masterpiece of character and atmospheric development achieved in a single minute with no dialogue
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Cute Monster Props @cutemonster.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
We noticed ye from across the bar and are fond of yer lobster.
A grescale costume of Eefram and Thomas from the Lighthouse (2019)
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Stay tuned!
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
NOOOO
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
had an interview with PBS yesterday 💕
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 02/09/2026
Hi, my name is Mister Beast, and I can't read. Haha, that's why I've written this book, with another man's name on it. His name has been on LOTS of books HE didn't write either. Who knows who really wrote this one! Haha please, buy this book, and maybe even read it, but mostly buy it. It exists.
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Growing up I thought books were boring, in reality I just didn't read anything that actually interested me. Which is why I teamed up with James Patterson to write The Most Dangerous Games! For many people this might be the first book they actually read (and hopefully enjoy haha) give it a read and tell me what you think :D
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THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
MRBEAST THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES PAT TTERSON
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?
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Brad Pitt in Inglorious Basterds: The Bear Jew
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Juan Maria Zaragosa🩸 @immortanvalkyrie.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
juanmariazaragosa.substack.com/p/the-weddin... My newest short story dropped on my Substack, no paywall to read 💕 #amwriting #erotica #substack #writersky
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The Wedding at Cana [explicit]
an erotic short story
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Megan Fox @glassbottommeg.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
No dying,

ABSOLUTELY no dying until It Happens

(to a crowd of trans adults, trans kids, and also trans but he's looking at the guy's ass)
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
life comes at you fast
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doom boy @doomboy.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
a fundamental aspect of right wing ways of thinking is inability to imagine how you would feel in any circumstances other than those you have experienced firsthand. millions of people on the left knew this shit was evil without ever having to go through it themselves
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