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Mister J

@imjustntimekay.bsky.social
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I’m a teacher who believes in science, bad jokes and social justice. But I don’t want to talk about any of those things with anyone.

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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 8h
Everything Dracula says makes perfect sense to me.
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Dracula (1931) - Bela Lugosi Classic Horror
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know what, I finally understand that there are certain people for whom I do not have the endurance to be around.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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it’s ya boytober Nixo 🌈🎃 @nixostorme.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Scene from Buffy the vampire slayer where one woman says to another “I’m so evil and skanky. And I think I’m kinda gay.”
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know I’m going to sound old, but I just watched George Michael tribute and… does that Sombr person always dress like a twink interpretation of Wednesday Addams or was that just for the show?
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Zuul Dana from Ghostbusters
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
crash out boss fight tuesday morning
An actual title for my Spotify daylist btw. Karen walker from will & grace drinking vodka straight from the bottle
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Every white girl walking down the street with badly chopped bangs in a black strapless dress I assume is a T-Swift drag queen.
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Brendan Nyhan @brendannyhan.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every word of this. I vividly remember when people were worried we weren't going to learn how to use PCs and it would handicap us in our careers at my then Mac-only campus in college
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My ex messaged me to check if I was okay after last weekend’s disaster in Bangkok (he didn’t know I moved in January), and then I just ran into him while he was on a date. I am annoyed right now for reasons that have everything to do with him but aren’t really his fault.
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 29/09/2026
my coworker just said "I can hear you" to someone on the phone and all I could think of was
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David Simon @audacityofdespair.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a shit-ton of actual anti-Semitism in the world today, but Netanyahu's fraudulent misuse of the term devalues it dangerously. Hamas is anti-Semitic and murderous. Netanyahu is a cynical, murderous shitheel. Mamdani is an American politician with a perverse impulse to tell blunt truths.
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Shit like this is where the “capitalism encourages innovation” argument breaks down for me.
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Omg. WTF is Happening? @lalahaenzy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thank you, AOC 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “Students vs. Billionaires” town hall in Ithaca hosted by More Perfect University. She opened by addressing the lawsuit from a former Cornell student, identified as Jane Doe. #Cornell 🌸💖 #Pinks 🌸💖
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I really ran into a language barrier tonight because… How do you explain Elvira to Thai people, who don’t celebrate Halloween?!
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Elvira, Mistress of the Dark, Lying on Bed
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It’s instrumental, but I had to sing Satin Doll 897 times when I was singing big band in the 90’s. I know the words when there are no words. So I skipped to “Satin Doll” and it was actually Ain’t Misbehavin’. Streaming services can’t even label song titles correctly if there aren’t any words. Ugh
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Had a whole meltdown. Lately I’ve been listening to Jackie Gleason’s instrumental albums from the 1950’s. A song came on, and I was humming along and I looked at the title and said, “That’s wrong.” I know Satin Doll like the back of my hand and the streamer labeled it Ain’t Misbehavin’
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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 ✦ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Turns out my childhood crush is still, in fact, my type ❤️‍🔥
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey, whatever works!
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Jimmy Kimmel Reveals NSFW Way Matthew McConaughey Consoled Him During Emmys—And It Actually Helped
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Covid Conscious Massachusetts lesbian bar meltdown is the funniest thing I have heard about in ages. @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social PLEASE TELL ME YOU’VE HEARD ABOUT THIS!
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My favorite dumb joke is still: “I didn’t want to be gay & dyslexic, but I was in daniel.”
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In the 1990’s, I had a lighter shaped like a matchstick and honestly that was the peak of design. Everything since has been a downgrade.
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Boy's Funny Face and Thumbs Up
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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A kid in a protest is raising a fist in the air and holding a cardboard sign that says “hail Satan, abort everyone”.
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Carole with an e @crwright.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having lived through those years, I remember the fear many reporters faced but carried on despite all. Thank you.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
A mocked up FBI wanted poster with six variations of Bugs Bunny dressed as hilarious women

Left to right:
Classic housewife bugs bunny in a peach dress with French curls and a blue bonnet 

Sexy snow bunny bugs bunny in a form fitting yellow ski suit & red lipstick 

Classy rocket bra bugs bunny in a pink blouse and a choker and red heels and a blue skirt 

Green nightgown bugs bunny looking alluring 

Cavewoman bugs bunny in an orange tattered one piece slip making a come hither expression 

Flapper bugs bunny in a red dance outfit and a big bowler hat
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George Takei @georgetakei.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What are your thoughts on this, folks?
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AOC Offers Powerful Warning After Macklemore Is Dropped From Ed Sheeran's Tour Over 'Free Palestine' Controversy
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Chris Nagano @charliesaito22.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The prices for fuel on Trump's first day in office would be similar to the prices on Biden's *last* day in office. Remember that when the gaslighters in the Trump regime tell you Trump inherited the current high prices from Biden.
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
troye sivan makes music for gay people and gay people ONLY
Pic is entirely relevant btw
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Julie (unprofessional) @juliebalt.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know who you are.
Lwaxana Troi, a middle aged female character on Star Trek TNG, a white woman with brown hair wearing a pink red and purple top that shows off her fabulous breasts. Text over the photo reads "Don't give me that "looking respectfully" crap. I make my tits that prominent for a reason."
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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A cross-stitch framed piece of art that says “is this the cocksucker residence?”
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
it was nice of zendaya to bring that nice young man who danced for her on lip sync battle
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lerrrgan @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
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A shooting star with the text “the more you know, the more you hate it here”
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Explain a plot badly: A young girl is brutally killed by an improv troupe after she murdered their former star decades earlier.
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Claudia (Kirsten Dunst): How Avant-Garde
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𝑪𝒓𝒚𝒔𝒕𝒂𝒍 ✦ @laurelcanyonfairy.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
“Mystery Flavor”… imagine you say “gimme that spooky d” and this is what he gives you
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
"Mista Trump is bein' evasive 'bout where 'e gets 'is meat, is 'e? Well, cor blimey, I'm sure 'e 'as 'is bloody good reasons!" —Mrs. Lovett
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Look, I know Poltergeist is a classic… but that evil preacher from part 2 gave me nightmares. Even now, that guy is terrifying.
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Poltergeist Kane: The Beast
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
“[Talarico] will be California’s third Senator.” FACT CHECK: Ken Paxton spent most of his childhood in California. Except for his time at Harvard, James Talarico has spent his entire life in Texas.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you're in favor of dismantling the MAGA GOP for good, let's see some hearts on this post.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
“And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.” Matthew 6:5-6
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Oh, I got this all wrong… I thought “Overcompensating” was a new reality show starring Davis Mallory.
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Truth.
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yall are gonna hear me say this a lot so here goes again: make plans to vote in person, and do it as early as possible. literally make turnout this election too big to steal.
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Jakey Bakey @jakeybakey.gay · 01/09/2026
anyway, gm
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Someone asked me about Slayyyter and I finally listened to her and realized she’s just Jessica Simpson over-singing on a Justice instrumental from 2007.
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
So I randomly decided to look up what the #1 song was when my mother was born (I know mine, Islands In the stream by Dolly & Kenny), and the song she was born under is totally a prophecy of MY life! I trust pop music more than the zodiac. It was The Animals’ House of the Rising Sun
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My dumb ass is so funny. “Why are you taking notes of my habits?” “Bitch, I’m calculating your tab.”
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Mister J @imjustntimekay.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Soooo we all pivoted to streaming because we hated commercials. That was how Netflix, et al. marketed themselves. But they’ve since learned how much revenue there is in commercials and are trying to push customers into ad tiers. Call Netflix Napoleon because this is Animal Farm.
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The Bulwark @thebulwark.com · 31/08/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: “Canadians are like the only people in the world who are going to preemptively apologize for something they didn't even do. So if you're starting a trade war with Canada, it's because you're the asshole.”
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Micah @rincewind.run · 31/08/2026
the infuriating thing about all of the crises going on right now is that they were completely predictable the second they announced they were gutting food safety monitoring, everyone knew it would lead to a bunch of contamination and recalls! we could have just not done it! it's all so stupid
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