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Even more than the DUP Wee Bin-Lid loves to paint himself into corners. It's not looking like a winning strategy. And dignity? Dignity would be not acting like complete sectarian gobshites. Let us know when you're ready to give that a try.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I'm not qualified to sign this as I'm an immigrant, but if you are, please do to show the minority that their view is niche and very wrong.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Having a law degree, it seems, does not necessarily ensure one has intelligence.

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Best for Britain @bestforbritain.org · 02/10/2026

👀 "Nearly 10 years ago, Nigel Farage told LBC he would leave the country if Brexit were not a stunning success. For reasons that no one can quite fathom, he is still here."

theguardian.com

Welcome to the new Reform roadshow. Same as the last but more desperate | John Crace

Nige is not rattled that the UK likes its new PM. Or that Reform is second in the polls. Oh no. Because Nige believes in

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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Seriously 💥

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"I should just point out that we don't have any Lib Dems on the panel as they only have 71 MPs, but Suella Braverman is here because Reform have 8 MPs"

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Been to 2 European airports in last 2 years, neither charge a drop off fee and both had taxi fares to the adjacent cities capped. God forbid that would happen in the UK, or Ulsterland. As for the taxi driver who picked me up from City on Tuesday, ignorant would begin to cover it.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Last time political unionism allowed itself to be run by Binlid, it was a huge success. His record running the country and winning court cases is exemplary to date.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Looks like the peelers whirlybird is over the Newtownards road or thereabouts. Hopefully nothing

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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Reading has become an endangered species. Which is half the problem with American political life. Maybe more than half. If you can't read, you can't think. Then you can fall for anything. The idea, for instance, that the truth is fake news.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It's not Scottish or English cops the PSNI should be getting help from, it's French cops. They'd sort those masked hoods out.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bold words from Burnham but the big businesses really running the show won't allow it.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

The DUPe have very short memories when it comes to accountability.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Is Bryson now the de facto leader of Unionism?

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Cllr Brian Smyth @briansmyth99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I wish the urgency and fight on both sides of the Garvaghy Rd row was the same around the demise of Lough Neagh. Sure, it's only our drinking water. Stormont couldn't care less.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

When I first moved to Belfast, was listening to some phone in during which some aul doll called in to say (re parading) 'it's just a march with hymns but if the Catholics don't like it, they can close their curtains & turn up the TV'.

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Brendan Hark! T'is nearly Halloween. @brendanjharkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The Portadown No. 1 LOL have applied for the same route basically every other Sunday for the past decade. This has become an issue now because Jamie Bryson figured out a way to catch the Parades Commission, who he has detested since as long he started yapping, while they were asleep at the wheel.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

The cynic in me says SF is playing right into a DUPe game plan. The DUPe, beset by scandal in the face of an election, has chosen the biggest distraction they could, and hitched themselves to the Bryson bandwagon in the process.

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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026

About Drumcree, Jim Allister said earlier "the rule of law should be the winner". That's the same Jim Allister who regularly accepts court decisions positively and with good grace, like the one on the right.

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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026

We have record housing waiting lists, record health waiting lists, and a record budget deficit. There's a direct correlation to all of the above and our politicians arguing about long since decided events.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Odd. It appears Jim Allisaurus is now a fan of human rights and EU laws.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Does the PC decision mean Binlid Barrister is now demoted back to Loyalist representative?

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

In Carcassonne today and spotted these wife beating Templar starter kits for the nippers,or adults, depending on your IQ I suppose.

Children's toys featuring swords, hobby horses and shields bearing the red cross of the crusaders outside a shop.

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Mark Thompson @markreckons.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Just seen Danny Tommo referred to as "Captain Thugwash" and seriously, that's excellent work.

static.klipy.com

Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

ALT: Amy Poehler's Perfect Chef's Kiss

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Gormless Gav says the PC can restore Unionist faith by allowing Drumcree March. Has he forgotten the DUPe has never supported the PC therefore it's impossible restore something that wasn't there?

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

No, arresting ‘Danny Tommo’ won’t make him a martyr. *Not* arresting him will fuel his agenda.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Is that Tennents stout stuff for real?

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Not too pious now DUPe, are you? Hypocrites. The derision is fully deserved.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Bilingual signs in Toulouse. French & Occitane (which hardly anyone speaks) side by side. Haven't seen anyone protesting about their culture being eroded. Just a protest about police being armed.

Bilingual signs in Toulouse, one in French says "Rue de Lois" one in Occitane says "Carrièra de las Leis".

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Some helmet sitting in the lounge watching football on his phone (with headphones which is good) and shouting/clapping periodically. I'm not sure he even realises he's doing it.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

I'm incredibly surprised by this.

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Andy @imaculthero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Being a long time hater of Ed Sheeran I feel conflicted over seeing everyone shitting on him. On the one hand : It's class. But on the other : Why are we holding a pop star to a higher standard than our politicians?

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Joel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I think if the people of Piddington don’t like it here, they should go back where they came from. The 1950s. Starting with boiling all vegetables for an hour.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Jings, crivvens! I've got it! If all the town & villages in England have individual votes to leave England, they can all get together & call it New England. They would have no constitutional claim over Wales, Scotland & Nordie land & we'd all be free.

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Pete Fraser @petefrasermusic.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

In the movie version of this, after Piddington runs out of food water and money as a result of leaving the UK, the residents apply for asylum and end up housed in a military base, with HILARIOUS consequences. www.bbc.com/news/article...

bbc.com

Piddington in Oxfordshire votes to leave UK over asylum plans

Piddington residents voted over proposals to house up to 1,256 male asylum seekers nearby

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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I suggest that a country that elects Boris Johnson then Keir Starmer on crushing landslides, who become reviled public enemies within 18 months and have to be booted out by the same media outlets that fought to put them in power in the first place, has some pretty serious Democracy Issues.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Didn't Burnham tell them 'it wasn't on the table' first?

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Mark Hebden @unionlib.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Scotland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Huh? Wales: We want to leave the UK BBC: What? Northern Ireland: We want to leave the UK BBC: Lolz Some shithole in Oxfordshire: We want to leave the UK because racism BBC: REPORT THE HELL OUT OF THIS #Piddington

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Sometimes I think the English don't understand the cultural differences that set them apart from the celtic nations. Yes, we all share certain things, but the cultures are distinctly different, humour, outlook, attitudes.

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Parody Nigel Farage @parodypm.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

"So tell me Mr Farage, what was it about a system favoured by money launderers that allows donations to be totally untraceable that first attracted you to crypto?"

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

All the tech bros have suddenly shat themselves that they don't actually have control of AI. Couldn't have predicted that.

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Guy Venables @guyvenables.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

One of mine for Monday's Metro

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Sam Bright @writesbright.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Not to be pedantic but Christopher Harborne has already given £25 million to Reform and Ben Delo £8 million. So the figure isn’t £72 million - it’s £105 million.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

'What's next' is nothing. Trump spouts endless volumes of pish. This is no different, so the unionists can stop frothing at the mouth. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

bbc.co.uk

What's next after Donald Trump's united Ireland comments?

At a press conference on Saturday, the US president said he would "love to see" a united Ireland.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Do I need Bluesky? Not sure. It has news which MSM doesn't report, but increasingly full of depressing shit about everything. Maybe AI will do the world a favour & turn the human race off, or will it use remainding of natural resources before it gets to that point. Time for a drink.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

It's a pity some cryptoknt billionaire doesn't do something worthwhile and send the RNLI £32 billion. Then billionaires aren't exactly know for being decent humans.

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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Has anyone punched the orange baboon in the flabby bake yet?

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