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Grand Moff Tarquin

@imennie.bsky.social
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Scottish Death Star commander (zero hours contract) with a passing interest in Earth politics, music & arts, ancient machinery & galactic domination

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Sarah Kay @k-interarma.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
We are not supposed to conduct threat assessment by ourselves and without any confirmed role and qualification to do so. Arguing that Orangemen were at risk of being shot is extreme and entirely unverified. Residents on the road are largely elderly and came with their grandchildren.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 14h
The cone on statues thing needs to end. It was amusing for a short time but now it should be law that the only cone on a statue in Scotland is the one on the Duke of Wellington's head.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 14h
Jimbo summing himself up perfectly in one facial expression. He's deranged.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 19h
Wee lad is gutted he didn't get a shot during the troubles and has been trying for years to get things back to 'the good aul days'.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 22h
Has the DUPe organised anything as an entirely coincidental distraction for the weekend?
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Interesting to compare vendors licensed to sell fireworks in Belfast versus who is actually selling fireworks quite openly.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
At least the Mayor of South Yorkshire had the good sense to call Donald Dump out for his ludicrous attempt to make fun of William Chapmans death. Pity Burnham doesn't have a spine.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He's not sectarian or homophobic either.
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George Monbiot @georgemonbiot.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Palantir didn't have to evade the UK's controls on lobbyists to get astonishing, unminuted access to government ministers and officials, or even to hire them to lobby their colleagues. Why not? Because there aren't any. My column. www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
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Palantir is worming its way into the British state – it’s time to curb this controversial US company’s influence | George Monbiot
Tom Watson has said ‘mob rule’ must not decide public contracts. Perhaps he should take a look at his new employer, says Guardian columnist George Monbiot
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Listening to kntz with zero rhythm battering fuck out their drums at the football for the last 2 hours. Fuckers.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Political unionism is sharing one giant pair of clown shoes at the moment it seems. Everything else is going to shit while they twist themselves in knots over an issue which should never have been heard of again.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 13/10/2026
Open goal for the UUP to maybe talk sense while the DUP and TUV are spending every waking minute escalating the situation and what does Burrows do, he jumps on the 2-tier policing bandwagon. In his defence he missed yesterday's debate because he had his Airpods in.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Odd that the news seems to have missed Jim Arseblister's sinister language re Drumcree, having said the PSNI should have "sanitised" the road. Then Binlid on the news tub-thumping like he's the grand wizard of orange.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
At one point, he was my brightest hope for political unionism. Turns out he's a helmet too.
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 12/10/2026
My money's on Muir believing that DUP & SF would vote against that anyway, just like they did with action to tackle Lough Neagh pollution. Our Assembly and its MLAs is a clown show.
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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Embrace Tradition 🫜 Prints: www.ciaraioch.com/artprints/p/...
#SpéirGorm #SpéirGhorm #Ireland #Art #BuyIrish #Samhain #Halloween
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Media supporters of genocidal child slaughter terrified of Green #TaxTheRich policies try to pretend the Green Party byelection result wasn't a massive 22.4% increase in support while the Tories, Reform & Restore failed dismally
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Time for rehab for me.
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Oliver @oliver48.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The BBC & billionaire press are pretending this massive increase in Green share of the vote is a failure But if Reform had done the same instead of crashing down they'd be bigging Farage up into no. 10! Why? Because Green policy is to #TaxTheRich Which terrifies the British Establishment ...
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Leif Боднарчук 🍁 🇺🇦 @leifb73.eurosky.social · 10/10/2026
Well, I guess the Orange Order will have to contend with marching in hundreds of other places with no problems.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sublime.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
His only defence is that with litigation being mentioned, the producer said cut, but even if that's the case, chopping Gerry Carroll isn't a good look for impartiality.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don't even do that on the Death Star, regardless what the Rebel media says.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Israel should be treated in just the same way.
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Zack Polanski @zackpolanski.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The winner of Nobel peace prize doing what the Government of the United Kingdom will not do: calling Israel's actions in Gaza a genocide.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It's mad how the Israeli regime reacts with fury whenever it's pointed out that they're genocidal nut jobs.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That's a LOT closer than I thought it was gonna be. For Labour to have lost four points amid the "Burnham bounce" and the establishment's continued Corbyning of Zack Polanski (something that they'll deny they're doing but I've got receipts m8) is actually cause for a little hope.
Labour 45% Green 33%
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This all day long.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 09/10/2026
It's an extraordinary hit job being done on Zack Polanski today for someone who gained 22 points in an election (and when Tories and Reform went down). He must be really worrying the competition.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mark Hamill is a legend.
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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
It's VERY funny watching the rightwing press i.e most of the press having to pretend that they used to actually really respect the Green Party and had a lot of time for them but NOT ANYMORE. Yeah guys chinny reckon itchy beard
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elia ayoub @ayoub.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As others pointed out, Farage lost multiple times before having a single victory. And every loss was accompanied with a media discourse playing up his influence. They kept that up until he actually won.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Media will have the hatchet out for Polanski today. Nothing quite like not the establishment for getting the establishments mouth piece rabid.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Russia has been banned from International Football for 4.5 years. Israel who are committing Genocide hasn't been banned for 1 second. Ban Israel.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I exert 780 because I'm a fat cnt and have a load of pee in my balls.
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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So there's this Tel Aviv Scrabble club which appears to be co-ordinating a flood of spurious complaints about The National's coverage of Gaza, resulting in literally hundreds of Ipso processes for us to go through. Let me explain ...
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
WTF? That's not what I pasted.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Was in Toulouse for 10 days last month and witnessed two protests in that time that were blocking roads. The school one started to blow up the day I left.
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Mic Wright @brokenbottleboy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The part of your brain that determines how much bullshit you can tolerate at any given time should be called the fucks capacitor.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I dismantled things as a child, much to my folks annoyance. Toys, radios, anything I could take a screwdriver to. But I always put them back together in working order.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Elmo Shrugs for NinersUnited
ALT: Elmo Shrugs for NinersUnited
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Who knows. Not that it really matters. Arseholes have reignited this for personal gain.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Binlid and chums have created an unholy shitshow & are now blaming everyone else for causing a shitshow.
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Tom Booker @tbooker1.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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alt-DUP @duponline.eurosky.social · 03/10/2026
Even more than the DUP Wee Bin-Lid loves to paint himself into corners. It's not looking like a winning strategy. And dignity? Dignity would be not acting like complete sectarian gobshites. Let us know when you're ready to give that a try.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Despite the law degree, he's back to word soup as a way of expression.
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FFS! MUSHROOOOOOMS!!!
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Grand Moff Tarquin @imennie.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm not qualified to sign this as I'm an immigrant, but if you are, please do to show the minority that their view is niche and very wrong.
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