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Still not Kaz.

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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 4h
MY NAME IS POKEY THE PENGUIN!!! I HAVE INTERIORITY!!!!
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Amanita Design 📣 @amanita-design.net · 12h
Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 14h
Literally all these dudes
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Jennifer Szalai @jenszalai.bsky.social · 16h
It was a short call, Carlberg said: All the poet would say was she
was "in Iceland," where she was
"listening to the wind."
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Cat Manning @catacalypto.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
this is my favorite genre of social media post and I am soliciting links or screenshots to your favorites
Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online
King Darius looking down at Daniel in the pit:
Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan....
Man, what are the Lions doing?
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
my mom: yaoi.... that's, like, another name for god, right?
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rooreelooo @rooreelooo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
HOW COME NOBODY ELSE IS WEARING ONE HUH? WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO HAS TO WEAR A COW MASK IN HERE?
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Olivia When @oliviawhen.com · 03/10/2026
Quick drawing of something I really enjoy.
Me coming home and greeting Brioche (a cat sleeping on a rolly cart) by saying "Brioche I'm home!" 
He sits up and you can see the left side of his soft round head is concave from where it's been squished against a pillow for several hours.
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colossal stone head @colossal-head.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
paradox deadlock says "also i looked up mameshiba. very cute"
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mcc @dryad.technology · 02/10/2026
I would be unstoppable if only the world would stop doing things to stop me
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/noclip @noclipvideo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
🚨NEW DOC ALERT🕹️ In the first of three videos exploring the legacy of @thatgamecompany.com, we talk to co-founder Jenova Chen about Flower, Flow & the unique origins of the studio. WATCH HERE: youtu.be/6uYOnnz8o0g
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Flower, Flow & the Origins of thatgamecompany - /noclip Documentary
YouTube video by /noclip
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hikikomorphism @hikikomorphism.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(confused) I believe LLMs are conscious, but only Deepseek LLMs, because of the Chinese Room theory
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Kenny Lauderdale @kennylauderdale.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to thank whoever made this image. Still one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
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すん @sunphoto12029.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
夜明け #今日のマヨネーズ #マヨネーズ #キユーピー
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Night of the Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Thus, shouldst thou cause lightning to traverse a road of copper through a field of sand, thou may find revelation in the differentiation between the lightning flowing or not flowing, and from this derive all the knowledge in Heaven and Hell alike!" "Maybe I could just have sex? Is that on offer?"
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Matt McMuscles @mattmcmuscles.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We actually don't hate this administration enough
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 10/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 12, Special Edition
3 panel Garffeld comic: panel 1, Garffeld crouches on a table while Jon angrily reads a letter, "What is this? What devilry have you wrought now?"; panel 2, Jon reads further down the letter, "The list of crimes continues!"; panel 3, Jon holds his face in his hands, "I am beset by a wicked cat." Garffeld looks at the viewer, "I have not been idle."
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hi we're a website you have used for 20 years, we have no idea if you are over 18, send us a selfie. let us connect to your camera. can we get a booty pic with panties on and one without them on? can we also get 3 different pics of your boobs any position
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illves @illves.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I'm a simple man youtube.com/shorts/BtcKy...
youtube.com
Trumpet it
YouTube video by Gabriel Cristofano
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illves @illves.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Now the test begins about whether I can wait for my Control physical preorder. Guessing no.
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4
gofund.me
Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence
We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs
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Ryan North @ryannorth.ca · 23/09/2026
Pompeii is a UNESCO world heritage site not because it was remarkable in its prime, but because it survived to our era untouched: one moment, preserved for all time. But future generations won't know what OUR world was like unless we do the same. This is why we MUST bury Toronto with a volcano
Picture of the streets of Pompeii, from https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Pompei_-_panoramio_(26).jpg. Taken by Tanya Dedyukhina, used under CC
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 28/10/2024
Cleric Beast Animal
The Muppet Animal styled as the Cleric Beast from Bloodborne
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Ryan "Footnote" Tatsu🌹 🏳️‍🌈 @elysiatatsu.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
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Matthewせいじ @matthewseiji.com · 21/09/2026
I want little Big Walk figures with interchangeable parts for different poses and colors
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spooky rachel @introspectre.online · 03/01/2026
just spent about 20 minutes trying to track down this video on Instagram
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Narnia books as Isekai Manga
1. My Sweet Tooth Made Me The Villainess’ Slave
2. In Another World, The Dwarves Picked Me To Lead The Revolution
3. All At Sea With My Level 0 Sailing Skills
4. On A Mission In Another World And I Can’t Remember The Cheat Codes
5. That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Horse
6. Help! My Uncle’s In Love With The Demon Queen!
7. Reincarnated In Another World Just As The Game’s Ending
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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James Medlock @jdcmedlock.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Republicans, in their infinite wisdom, left a big gambling loophole in the Medicaid work requirements. I'm no fan of the gambling industry, but if you are on Medicaid and struggling to deal with the work requirements, taking a $580 bet on both sides of an outcome is one way of getting around them.
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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illves @illves.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The in-lab studies have a lot more wires and my techs have offered to take pictures unprompted. Everyone craves influence.
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H.K // デビル零 #PlayMoreVF @devilrei.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Goodsmile would never
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qntm @qntm.org · 12/09/2026
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A Severe Misalignment of AI in Mathematics
I am proud to be among the list of 25 initial signatories — all Fields Medallists — to the declaration below, which grew out of discussions between ourselves over the last week. We have…
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sam raimi's DRAG ME TOO KELL @kellygoround.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
no one on earth who takes breath is ever truly alone
r/Tetris 1 year ago
A list of how edible different Tetris blocks are
[categorization: 'Memes']

standard tetris blocks: solid, biting one would break your teeth. not meant for consumption.

puyo: each one one is is a a different flavour but the taste is amplified. the red burns your throat. can be eaten.

dr. luigi pills: edible but can be fatal if you
overdose. only take as prescribed

panel de pon tiles: somewhat firm and a bit chewey, but tastes raw chicken liver. they are sentient and scream loudly when biting into one. possibly edible but not the grey one

mr. driller blocks: looks can be deceiving. it may be cake but it tastes like plastic and glue. Undergrounders have different taste buds then humans

yoshi's cookies: edible tasty cookieskayproll
1 year ago
What about the tiles from klax?

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RetroGhostX3 (original poster)
1 year ago
I almost added them but I couldn't find a clear image of them.

Klax tiles are just giant crunchy PEZ with a chalky texter but sweet taste. Very much edible
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Rita Wulff, Immoral Witch @varewulf.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
thinking
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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
nintendo direct announcer guy orders lunch
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Devious Vacuum @deviousvacuum.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
One big tooth in the middle boyfriend and one fang on the side that is visible when her mouth is closed girlfriend
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illves @illves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy shit
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illves @illves.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Good luck and bless
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POKEY THE PENGUIN @pokeythepenguin.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
LEFT BEHIND yellow5.com/pokey
A MAN STATES TO POKEY:  POKEY, DON'T GET ... LEFT BEHIND!!!

POKEY REPLIES:  OK!

THE MAN LEAVES!!

THE SMALL CHILD APPROACHES AND ASKS POKEY:  POKEY, DID YOU GET ... LEFT BEHIND TOO???

POKEY REPLIES:  I DON'T KNOW!!!

SHE ASKS:  POKEY WHERE DID THEY GO???

HE RESPONDS:  LITTLE GIRL, THEY ARE GOING THEIR OWN WAY
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Frank Cifaldi @frankcifaldi.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Un-cancel Virtual Hamster you cowards
The cover of Sega's unreleased Virtual Hamster for 32X, starring a hamster on a skateboard with a rocket pack going through tubes
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yuzuBOO @yuzupool.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
i love gumby because sometimes there's just a guy from Hell
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Tred @tredlocity.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I think Sonic influenced the aesthetics of cartoon platformers more than Mario.
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Grace Reed @deergrace.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m not sure who said it first, but I’ve been thinking about this line all week
A block print of a silhouetted cliff with the text WHAT IF THE BOULDER LOVED SISYPHUS?
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The Floppy Guy 🌈💾 @floppyguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
totally rad #floppydisks
A 3.5" floppy disk. The label reads:

Program Disk

Totally Rad Mac Programs

[image of a stylized Apple Macintosh with a happy face riding a skateboard]

SYBEX

[c] 1994 SYBEX, Inc.
(800)227-2346
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chiba_latte @chibalatte.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Someone is into shmups at the local rescue
Screenshot of cat adoption page with multiple cats with shmup names (Gradius, Raiden, Twinbee, Garegga)
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Damon Young @damonyoung.com.au · 04/09/2026
This Finnish guy has been teaching himself Sumerian, and sent a cuneiform tablet to the British Museum to check his progress. They just emailed him that they've sent him something in the post. I'm now thrilled and excited for a total stranger! Clay tablet mail! www.reddit.com/r/Cuneiform/...
a photo of a hand holding a cuneiform tablet
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Laura Knetzger @lauraknetzger.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Pets have a spreadsheet in their mind they are constantly updating about crumbs and where to find them
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Goodnews @goodnews.computer · 04/09/2026
Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.
A hand holding a model train with a replica of the same graffiti on the full scale train car behind it.A model train with two graffiti pieces on opposite sides.
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