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Bob

@ill.farm
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he/him. random. Radio, cryptography, programming, cars, pHoToGrApHy, idiot savant. Major dork. Just some rando from the bird app lmao Replies are solid, skeets are trash. tt: www.tiktok.com/@_randombob ig: www.instagram.com/spacewalk.tel

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Bob @ill.farm · 06/07/2026
Petch aka peach
Peach the cat asleep
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/07/2026
catch up with bob meme pack
Kristy krab  customer pounding on the floowI don't as spoke by vali kilmer playing doc hollidayCreepy wojack peeking at you from the attic stairsWtf is cyber security oreally book, red them with badger on the cover
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Bob @ill.farm · 02/06/2026
Sir please
Pretty beat orange creme tabby under a truck chillin.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Wifey wants me to get *any* job, mentioned I should work at Costco. I breathed a sigh of relief. I'm guessing excel is her blind spot.
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shenetworks @shenet.works · 07/05/2026
As some people may have heard (😩) I am on the job market. If anyone has any leads on netsec, offsec or anything similar let me know. I’m open to learning something new as well. In the mean time I’m available for 1099 work. Thanks ya’ll 🫶
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Life is too short for all this bullshit
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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions · 06/05/2026
Also yes you can pay me to fix your security organization and program headaches
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Thank fuck my intrusive thoughts switched to "finish that bowl and get back to work fucker"
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Subsystems nominal, but the orchestration unit is fried
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 06/05/2026
An illustration of a Native American looking at the arrival of a colonist boat, but the boat has been photoshopped to be cut out and flipped to look like it's sinking.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/05/2026
we await the return of stovey
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Bob @ill.farm · 04/05/2026
My dunning Kroger's is out stripping my skill
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/05/2026
i finally got an alligator on my shirt but at what lacoste
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Bob @ill.farm · 01/05/2026
Oh, I can find joy in shit like tucker having sugar daddies
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Bob @ill.farm · 01/05/2026
Some days, I'm ready to just fucking get back to it. Sit down, learn some stuff, do the things. Other days I wake up, and just don't know why all this shit was built. Like flock cameras. Ad networks. Variable pricing. Self healing minefields. Smdh.
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
Overshot it. "How could someone like me be born this handsome? And talented too? Fucking flawless, I piss excellence, hire me"
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
Writing about yourself is wild. Wish I didn't have to struggle to validate myself.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/08/2025
I’m sorry or you’re welcome
Cartoon of the Philly Phanatic and Birdo kissing and passing an egg between their trumpet mouths.
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Bob @ill.farm · 28/04/2026
alex jones? You mean art bell on angel dust?
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Bob @ill.farm · 28/04/2026
tilt a whirl fuck ass day. still have to write about myself in a favourable light, what do I do anyways?
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
an emperor of china says: I'M GONNA CONSULT
MY COUNCIL OF EUNUCHS ABOUT
THIS

he steps into a room of cats, one of which is licking its butthole

he asks: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS ABOUT CANAL INFRASTRUCTURE

END
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 26/04/2026
Apologies for being quiet lately. I have been affected by a layoff and, after 9 years working at Aether Studios making characters for Rivals of Aether, Dungeons of Aether and Rivals of Aether 2, I will be out of a job starting May 1st. If you need a concept artist or character designer, hit me up.
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Bob @ill.farm · 26/04/2026
molly hatchet probably means something completely different now huh
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 26/04/2026
room full of journalists can’t report on events, room full of bodyguards can’t guard a principal, room with an assassin can’t fuckin hit this country is so embarrassing dawg
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Bob @ill.farm · 26/04/2026
ideal would be build jalopys for ppl, but im ok fixing stuff, and doing tech support. I dont mind helping.
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Bob @ill.farm · 25/04/2026
Good news black widow egg hatched baby spiders all over my desk. Guys can you fucking not.
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Patrick 📉 @thebestpatrick.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
It really isn't fair to expose Alex Jones to Tim Heidecker like this, the media equivalent of giving a medieval peasant Doritos.
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
He’s not fucking Rasputin, wax the floors in his office and don’t tell him, let’s be done with this bullshit already!
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Bob @ill.farm · 24/04/2026
Down to pre rolls, I get them out, they are 2:1 😞 youtu.be/IS7zh_Ppdoo?...
youtu.be
Don't Give Me No Bammer Weed
YouTube video by RBL Posse - Topic
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Bob @ill.farm · 23/04/2026
getting a pa-820 just to feel something. And dig into it like a sloppy tool.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I have legit lost my voice from doing an Alex Jones impression once an hour or so for the last three days. Nobody hates this man more than his own larynx.
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Bob @ill.farm · 22/04/2026
stayed tuned for my low self esteem sysadmin content, truly an untapped market.
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Bob @ill.farm · 21/04/2026
Logging on, firing up my rss reader after awhile
media.tenor.com
a man with long hair is sitting in the driver 's seat of a truck with his eyes closed .
Alt: Nic cage with a sick mullet stepping off the bus/plane in con air
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Bob @ill.farm · 21/04/2026
YO BOB WAKE UP
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Bob @ill.farm · 20/04/2026
Marijuana and ass locked in like yin and yang
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
X's Timeline:
Heil Hitler
Threads' Timeline:
Algorithm, show me people doing business with artificial intelligence
Substack's Timeline:
Hi guys, I write and I'm really poor, send me money
Bluesky's Timeline:
Soon there will only be two religions left in the world: marijuana and ass
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Bob @ill.farm · 20/04/2026
Read about the protobuf js deal, started poking around, and now I'm setup again. I like how I spend six months not touching hacking like I'm on heroin, then it rolls back in, in a manic f wave. Kind of tired of js, gonna dunning Kroger's some c
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Bob @ill.farm · 19/04/2026
Fuck that manifesto bullshit. Strip that company bare.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Ah! 19 April – 126th anniversary of the day William Butler Yeats kicked Aleister Crowley downstairs as they fought for control of the British branch of the not-at-all-ridiculous Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn in the Battle of Blythe Road. According to legend, anyway... 🧵
L: A young W B Yeats wearing pince nez and a large bow tie. R: A middle-aged Aleister Crowley wearing a large (possibly homburg) black hat and the ‘I’m mad, me’ expression that he always put on for photos
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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Bob @ill.farm · 17/04/2026
Adhd tips I refuse to follow, for people that refuse to get treated.
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Bob @ill.farm · 17/04/2026
Logging on youtu.be/NeQ7ejkYCe4?...
youtu.be
DJ Screw- Straight Up Menace
YouTube video by Shience
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Cagle Cats @caglecats.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Properly labeled tiny beast
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daviss @daviss.org · 15/04/2026
When they asked what I was doing I told them I was taking pictures of the empty Hennepin Avenue. I told them the rain made the reflections look nice. They told me no, it didn't look nice and said my explanation made them believe i was suffering from some type of mental health crisis.
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Bob @ill.farm · 15/04/2026
Ansel Adams said I could use hard water to develop, as a treat.
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Michael @mykl.sparkle.blue · 13/04/2026
What a week
What a week huh?

Captain, it’s Monday.
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