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@ill.farm
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he/him. random. Radio, cryptography, programming, cars, pHoToGrApHy, idiot savant. Major dork. Just some rando from the bird app lmao Replies are solid, skeets are trash. tt: www.tiktok.com/@_randombob ig: www.instagram.com/spacewalk.tel

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Bob @ill.farm · 06/07/2026
Petch aka peach
Peach the cat asleep
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/07/2026
catch up with bob meme pack
Kristy krab  customer pounding on the floowI don't as spoke by vali kilmer playing doc hollidayCreepy wojack peeking at you from the attic stairsWtf is cyber security oreally book, red them with badger on the cover
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Bob @ill.farm · 02/06/2026
Sir please
Pretty beat orange creme tabby under a truck chillin.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
My middle kid just said: "so just any cake then?"
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
One of those is more country than the other, but I don't know which.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
If you get anxious, probably back off coffee. One day I skipped coffee and got headaches so mind that. Also getting stoned doesn't do much when taking Adderall. That's all I know, I'm not a doctor.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
I check in because I'm a sick pup, and a lot of security is still there 😔
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Wifey wants me to get *any* job, mentioned I should work at Costco. I breathed a sigh of relief. I'm guessing excel is her blind spot.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Someone from there made a persecuted Republican post once, and I kind of gathered, but figured it was my bias.
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shenetworks @shenet.works · 07/05/2026
As some people may have heard (😩) I am on the job market. If anyone has any leads on netsec, offsec or anything similar let me know. I’m open to learning something new as well. In the mean time I’m available for 1099 work. Thanks ya’ll 🫶
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Always wondered if the 70 percent of movies was mixed like a solution, or if it gathers at your feet. With all respect.
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Bob @ill.farm · 07/05/2026
Life is too short for all this bullshit
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Jake @jake.sooscreek.productions · 06/05/2026
Also yes you can pay me to fix your security organization and program headaches
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Thank fuck my intrusive thoughts switched to "finish that bowl and get back to work fucker"
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Subsystems nominal, but the orchestration unit is fried
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Casval ☄️🏳️‍⚧️ @redcomets.net · 06/05/2026
speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time
Kepler: "What if the earth orbits the sun"
Tycho: "What if your wife orbits my dick"
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Dia Lacina @dialacina.com · 06/05/2026
An illustration of a Native American looking at the arrival of a colonist boat, but the boat has been photoshopped to be cut out and flipped to look like it's sinking.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 06/05/2026
we await the return of stovey
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Ok I just looked it up, is it a stand up arcade board?
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Ahh only one I knew off hand
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Bob @ill.farm · 06/05/2026
Trash 80? When I learned on one, I didn't know you could save listings to tape. I typed up lunar lander and just turned off my TV for a few days.
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Bob @ill.farm · 04/05/2026
My dunning Kroger's is out stripping my skill
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Bob @ill.farm · 04/05/2026
We mostly carried on, buck owens, and grannie didn't die until later. Maybe draw a venn diagram with the people that watch the pitt, people that watch broadway, and people that watch heehaw, see where they overlap. uncultured swine.
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Schooley @schooley.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Every splashy New York Times profile of a right wing influencer.
Bugs Bunny giving a monster a manicure, caption: My I'll bet you monsters lead interesting lives.
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Bob @ill.farm · 02/05/2026
I used it for pocket nester emulator, and the cfdisk RFID adapter.
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 01/05/2026
i finally got an alligator on my shirt but at what lacoste
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Bob @ill.farm · 01/05/2026
Oh, I can find joy in shit like tucker having sugar daddies
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Bob @ill.farm · 01/05/2026
Some days, I'm ready to just fucking get back to it. Sit down, learn some stuff, do the things. Other days I wake up, and just don't know why all this shit was built. Like flock cameras. Ad networks. Variable pricing. Self healing minefields. Smdh.
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Bob @ill.farm · 01/05/2026
Developers. Developers. Developers.
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Bob @ill.farm · 30/04/2026
Ahhh I went and listened to it, because she reminded me of that
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
I heard there's a place we can get aquanet
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
Overshot it. "How could someone like me be born this handsome? And talented too? Fucking flawless, I piss excellence, hire me"
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
Writing about yourself is wild. Wish I didn't have to struggle to validate myself.
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Bob @ill.farm · 29/04/2026
We did garlands with star anais, clove, and popcorn. Almost need to pre drill the cloves and anais, because they are tough, and will just crack.
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Sam Frantics @dsoart.com · 23/08/2025
I’m sorry or you’re welcome
Cartoon of the Philly Phanatic and Birdo kissing and passing an egg between their trumpet mouths.
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Bob @ill.farm · 28/04/2026
"escape, is but a mere illusion". -Grimace McDonald
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Bob @ill.farm · 28/04/2026
alex jones? You mean art bell on angel dust?
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Bob @ill.farm · 28/04/2026
tilt a whirl fuck ass day. still have to write about myself in a favourable light, what do I do anyways?
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Bob @ill.farm · 27/04/2026
my naive reading so far, justices seem skeptical, but it feels like they are just going to walk this into something kind of like pre crime, but it's a batch script. That lock box analogy keeps popping up.
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Bob @ill.farm · 27/04/2026
Uhhhh hmmm. I pulled the table out of something, into excel, then sorted, then went down and matched any artists, then pasted it back in. Twenty years ago, so I could fix albums. Sorry I don't remember what I used. Was probably nero or the other suite. Sounds doable programmatically?
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brie “Stupid Twink” monger @stupidtwink.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
an emperor of china says: I'M GONNA CONSULT
MY COUNCIL OF EUNUCHS ABOUT
THIS

he steps into a room of cats, one of which is licking its butthole

he asks: WHICH ONE OF YOU KNOWS ABOUT CANAL INFRASTRUCTURE

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Bob @ill.farm · 27/04/2026
Ole Blue eyes is involved. Working on the perry cuomo connection.
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Bob @ill.farm · 27/04/2026
Well apparently they let Jeffrey into the 1972 friars club roast with a long tie.
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Marc Knelsen @marcknelsen.art · 26/04/2026
Apologies for being quiet lately. I have been affected by a layoff and, after 9 years working at Aether Studios making characters for Rivals of Aether, Dungeons of Aether and Rivals of Aether 2, I will be out of a job starting May 1st. If you need a concept artist or character designer, hit me up.
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Bob @ill.farm · 26/04/2026
molly hatchet probably means something completely different now huh
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horse shoe crab programmer @myrrlyn.net · 26/04/2026
room full of journalists can’t report on events, room full of bodyguards can’t guard a principal, room with an assassin can’t fuckin hit this country is so embarrassing dawg
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Bob @ill.farm · 26/04/2026
ideal would be build jalopys for ppl, but im ok fixing stuff, and doing tech support. I dont mind helping.
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Bob @ill.farm · 26/04/2026
my wife thinks i made it up, refuses to check the news, lol
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Bob @ill.farm · 25/04/2026
Or I can drink some pre and just step into the vibe
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