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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 6h
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
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Ben Rosen @benrosen.bsky.social · 18h
me in 1895: i’ll have a cocaine cola waiter: is brad’s drink ok?
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 19h
what on EARTH they are geese ffs
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 20h
🎵 oh baby i hear the leaves are fallin' wool sweaters and pumpkin spice 🎵
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 20h
discovered i am two degrees away from a child named after a pokemon
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 21h
for reference:
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Trapped In A Island With Josh Hutcherson
YouTube video by Jenny Nicholson
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 21h
trapped in a island with
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 22h
i hope you had the time of your life (at the grocery store)
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
extremely cool, very fashion
photo exterior day. a small blonde child smiles at the viewer, her face has been painted to resemble a unicorn, allegedly. there's a lot of glitter.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
r got her face painted (unicorn, of course, and she got a braided bracelet from a friend from school's dad who had a jewelry booth (seeing a friend out in the wild was A Big Deal for both kids, it was super cute)
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i think this was the most fun sunflower festival we've been to, five is the perfect age for everything to be exciting and fun without worrying about a little kid meltdown
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
most "huh!" name at the sunflower fest: little girl named astoria
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"the sapphires inside of me said my destiny is fighting"
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Lyn Never @lynnever.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FYI birders - I was curious about whether to keep using the Merlin app, but I am comfortable with it given this information
threads post from "squiresdujour":  "I use the Merlin app for my interest in birds, and it is wonderful.  Please understand that Merlin and the Lab of Ornithology at Cornell is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit conservation organization managed as part of Cornell's land grand programs, and is NOT part of the large private endowed college.  Let's please direct our well justified anger to the proper targets."
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
hot take: books should only be adapted for tv, movies should stick with adapting short stories
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
observing
photo interior day. a small tortie cat sits on a mantel, her tail curled over one front paw. she looks down to the right of the viewer. beside her is a white ceramic lamp with floral shade. behind her is a large round brass mirror.
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Gavadon @gavadon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I skipped high school to buy tickets for The Phantom Menace. The following day my Dad asked ," how was school?" I replied, " It was fine " He then threw this newspaper at me and asked , " how the fuck would you know?" He was so pleased with himself that I didn't actually get in trouble.
Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name Closeup of the photo from the Newspaper where I am on the front page, in line for Star Wars tickets , having given the reporter my full government name .

As one pal put it, " a very John Conner look "Closeup of the text for the photo that says 

" Ticket wars

Left: The line of area residents waitinng for advanced ticket sales for the May 19 release of "Star Wars Episode One: The Phantom Menace" stretched outside the Grand Central Mall's Regal Cinemas onto the sidewalk outside. Above: Inside, Jordan Baker, Joe Peyton, Mat Lyons, Josh Lemley and Steve Roberts passed time by playing Star Wars Trivial Pursuit as they awaited the Lucas epic.

Photos by Tony Kemp
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
magnificent hair genetics in your family
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
oh shit
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
(there's a line from a song in moana where she says "i wish i could be the perfect daughter", we were discussing this concept)
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"i'm already the perfect daughter. i'm funny and silly and creepy!"
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
and the couples were extremely cool looking people, people who made conscious fashion choices to go to a farm in the middle of nowhere to buy native plants. it's all fucking happening! it's exciting!!
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
every time i've gone to one of these, the demographics have skewed younger and younger. my first sale i was among the youngest (late 30s), it was mostly retirees. this year, there were so many couples with kids, most smaller than r.i saw one stroller with a tiny fresh babb. i also saw young couples
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
plants: purchased
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this link is broken!
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
artfully push the sleeves up, pretend it's bracelet length
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 02/10/2026
Wait. What? www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/ten...
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Ten Objects Around Your House That Are Actually Just Tilda Swinton Getting Lost in a Role
November 5, 2021 (her b-day) 1/13/23
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this shade of blue is not good on me but i bet it’s wonderful on one of you
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Vintage Handmade Sweater Newfoundland Puffin Size XL Birds NOS | eBay
Description: Super cute puffin bird sweater in teal blue handmade in Newfoundland. New old stock. With original tag. Size is “50” so fits size 14/16 us womens. This sweater could easily be unisex. Measurements: 23.5 pit to pit Shoulder to hem 26 Arm length: 20”
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that was good as hell
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's all early elementary school-aged and late high school/college aged kids here. where the fuck are these 14 year-olds coming from
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
there's some dirtbaggy youths who've started playing football in the middle of my street, and like, cool, good for them, but i'm nosy as hell and i have no idea who these kids are
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i'm blown away by how they have a whole procedure to get it done
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is an objectively pretty sandwich
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oh no @ili.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tumblr hutsonwoolyums Jul 27
Can I say something
The word Ottawa looks like a caterpillar
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
making the first pot of chili of the season
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ll cool beans
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
what a saga
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Rocko Screens @rockoscreens.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Rocko's Modern Life - Season 4 Episode 9A - Heff in a Handbasket - Frame 296
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It is too late, I have already depicted myself as the άνθρωπος ίσχυρός and you as the άνθρωπος παρθένος 🫵
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an evan @elsplice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October
The leader of the pumpkin people from Over the Garden Wall (blank eyed giant pumpkinninny guy) looking at Wirt and Gregory, their backs to us
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
immaculate color coordination
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
yep. trying to convince myself it's better than hospitalization
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
gang my shoulders hurt so much
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@talkinghat.bsky.social i anticipate this panel from today's nancy getting a lot of use
black and white comic panel of a round, disgusted looking girl with a speech bubble saying "HAT". another speech bubble being spoken by someone offscreen says "OH, COME ON"
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Jared Pechaček @vandroidhelsing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
October issue
The cover of Vizier Monthly with a shapely big-haired woman in a loose blue gown with a trailing yellow scarf, seated in a throne-like chair. Headlines around her read:
"Some of us are hot": Urda the Fair on the Politics of Pleasure
Ladies of Miss Rule: Tyranny knows no gender!
Oh My Goddess! Simple Ways to Make Him Worship You
Poison Rings: Hot or Not?
It's Lit! Arson, Parliament, and You
So You've Been Overthrown: 10 Tricks to Get Back on Top
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just read the phrase "aslan is jesus's fursona"
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the mollster mash @ilikemints.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
my heart is BURSTING
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