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The artist formally known as IlfordDave

@ilforddave.bsky.social
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Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre

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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who was this ? Did they go on to be a star ?
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Abdallah 🇩🇴 @abdallahnr2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't want to hear anything from Manchester United, Arsenal or Liverpool fans about "organic growth" or some such nonsense. All three owe their standing in football to huge injections of cash from wealthy patrons. To suggest otherwise is utter nonsense.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every opposition fans needs to chant all match “cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat” all game, every game against Man City. #mcfc #cheat
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Welcome to the Costa del Stoke
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Football Transfers @football-transfers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Justin Devenny completes €5.85m move to Stoke City www.transfermarkt.com/justin-devenn… #football #soccer #transfer #StokeCity
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Justin Devenny - Transfermarkt
View Justin Devenny's profile, statistics, and transfer history
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why, what have we done?!?!
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Arnie should have started for Austria imho
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Nigel Howle @howler123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A box to box midfielder? Swedish Ikea vibes in the design. Whisper quietly but Stoke City seem to be getting on with business this pre-season.
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thecouriersport.bsky.social @thecouriersport.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
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How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
The Dens academy product is on his way to the English Championship.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s been said Southampton appealing their punishment is like suing the national lottery because you didn’t win. No it’s like suing the national lottery because you got caught trying to hack into the machines #efl
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No, Stoke would have been better 😂
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yeah, Stoke played better, but had worse players 😂😂😂 give Pulis Artetas budget and he’d have won the title
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
my updated take is that the reason the EFL are probably being brutal in their treatment of southampton is probably because they'll have the approach of "this isn't the first time they've done this, it's probably just the first time they've been caught"
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Some Rando in Mexico @somerandoinmexico.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So what you're telling me is, a coach/manager in England—who is required to hold a UEFA Pro License in the EPL & EFL—doesn't have to know the league's handbook? #Southampton
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe try not cheating, then you won't have a punishment to appeal against. If the EFL reverse their decision on Southampton it will be an absolute nonsense and cause absolute chaos. So the moral of the story is... try not cheating.
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Marc Blackburn @marcyeboah.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Footage of the EFL tribunal.....
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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Till the day I die, I will never understand how anyone can look at these grasping, crypto funded, hate filled, facist, flag shaggers and think “I’m sure they have my best interests at heart.”
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Surprised I had no reaction to this
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t want to change the manager at Stoke, but I do want answers. Why are we so poor at set pieces ? Why did we sign Smit, who looks worse than Lowe or Tezgel ? Why didn’t we play Dixon or Agina at right back earlier ? Why are we so lightweight in midfield ? #scfc #stoke
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the bomb drops baby, I wanna be the last to know
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Josep Goded (Backup Account But Still Active) @josepgoded2.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.
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UK News 🇬🇧 @news-flows-uk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Man City 115 charges update as expert claims '40-60 point deduction' if found guilty Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
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Man City 115 charges: Expert claims '40-60pt deduction' if club found guilty
Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anybody who thinks we should be changing the manager can get fucked #scfc
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Pie Thagoram @piethagoram.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
From The Talent Hunter on X A ‘big six’ Premier League club is currently monitoring 17 year-old #Notts County defender Alfie Rice.👀🔍 Alongside this club, Wrexham, Stoke City, Blackburn Rovers and Salford City are all showing interest in signing Rice, with Stoke said to be the current frontrunners
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Bob Vylan Lyric a day @bobvylanlyricaday.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Cross the Atlantic at your peril, Musk ya fascist fuck! 'No liberal lefty cunt Is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the way' #BobVylan #USA #Fascism
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm not a pacifist I'm smashing fists at every single racist prick I meet I'm not having it There's no kumbaya to be found 'round here, no groovy beat No liberal lefty cunt is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the wayIf you wanna hold hands and sing Go do it over there while the big boys play, okay
Intolerant Left meme Karl Popper the paradox of tolerance meme
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Initial outlay best be more than £500k ffs, I’ve seen £3.2m quoted elsewhere
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What da fuck !
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Has this happened?
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So are we signing both wingers then ? #scfc #stokecity
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 02/02/2026
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Stoke City agree deal to sign Ato Ampah from Chelsea on permanent move. #SCFC booked medical today as Ampah will join soon with Chelsea keeping heavy sell-on clause. Transfer fee can be up to £3m package.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Great news if true
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Seems our new keeper may have had an RTC, no matter what #radiostoke are saying #scfc
Text conversation Stoke team today
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
@garylineker.bsky.social if you know how to contact #vardy, please tell him this is not healthy. Energy drinks were a huge contributing factor in my stroke, they should have health warning on them like tobacco, if he keeps this up he’ll end up in an early grave.
Vardy drinks too many energy drinks
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Norwich V Stoke city #ncfc v #scfc any danger of it being called off
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Go fuck yourself
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Stoke fans are so 2 faced, bet the same ones chanting “we love you cannon” were singing “ we don’t care about cannon, he don’t care about us, all we care about is al hamedi #scfc
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Ticket wanted for Saturdays away game at Sheffield United in away end, cash waiting #scfc
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
He’s a vale fan you ignorant twonk
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Andrew Fisher @fisherandrew79.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
Very good policy from Labour Early signal that taking the railways into public ownership means a better deal for passengers - ripped off for too long by privatisation. inews.co.uk/news/rail-fa...
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Rail fares to be frozen after 30 years of increases
A billion journeys will benefit from the freeze - saving passengers a total of £600m, Labour says
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
So my 91st ground visited, 59/92 not all with Stoke, and 3 abroad. A great horde of noisy stokies made it a decent atmosphere despite the result #scfc
Ground number 91
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Ian McDougall @ianmcdougall.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Stoke City won the Division 2 title in both 1933 and 1963, and Stanley Matthews got a winner's medal in both seasons.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
The people showed up in the streets for "No Kings." They did their part. The people showed up at the polls on Tuesday. They did their part. 8 Democrats in the Senate surrendered last night. They did not do their part.
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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
‘I once planned to sue the bbc for suggesting I encouraged an insurrection the time I encouraged an insurrection on live tv’
Bob Mortimer on Wilty
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Jules⚖️📨 @northjules.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Jon Stewart is pretty much everybody right now!😖
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
Is @caribbeanpotter.bsky.social causing problems again ? www.facebook.com/share/p/1H9o...
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Harry Truman: If it benefits all the people, they call it socialism.
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Adam Fare 🖤🤍💜 @adamfare1996.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Disability benefits here in the UK are less than most people believe. They're harder to get than most people believe. Fraud is lower than most people believe. The evidence you need to get them is more than most people believe. The Government and media rely on this collective ignorance.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
After mentioning that I’d saved this thread to my computer years ago, and still had it somewhere. It’s an old oatcake classic “Ast thee got there Brown Wings??” So grab yourself a drink and have a chuckle #scfc #oatcake docs.google.com/document/d/1...
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Brown Wings
theloony1 Posted on 5/10 13:48 Email this Message | Reply Ast thee got there Brown Wings?? How many of you have managed to induce the feminine species into a bit of botty play?? And would/have you go...
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