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The artist formally known as IlfordDave

@ilforddave.bsky.social
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Woke Lefty driving instructor, living in South Cheshire, Stoke City, St Pauli, Venezia FC, 49ers, Ole Miss. I have an ASD diagnosis, stroke survivor. He/Him I block god botherers & any one right of centre

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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Curiosity as I’m a Stoke fan
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Who was this ? Did they go on to be a star ?
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Abdallah 🇩🇴 @abdallahnr2.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don't want to hear anything from Manchester United, Arsenal or Liverpool fans about "organic growth" or some such nonsense. All three owe their standing in football to huge injections of cash from wealthy patrons. To suggest otherwise is utter nonsense.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every opposition fans needs to chant all match “cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat” all game, every game against Man City. #mcfc #cheat
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’d forgotten we were even interested in him to be honest, we signed McGlynn and Devenny who’ve scored 4 goals
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Welcome to the Costa del Stoke
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Football Transfers @football-transfers.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Justin Devenny completes €5.85m move to Stoke City www.transfermarkt.com/justin-devenn… #football #soccer #transfer #StokeCity
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Honestly I’d never even considered him, if the club higher ups won’t consider lower league players, I think they are unlikely to consider a lower league manager, but nice to hear he’s doing well
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Why, what have we done?!?!
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They couldn’t afford him, he’ll want a 100k a week and 50k per goal
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Never played, I forgot we’d signed him
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We didn’t have an AM last season with him in the squad
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Arnie should have started for Austria imho
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Nigel Howle @howler123.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
A box to box midfielder? Swedish Ikea vibes in the design. Whisper quietly but Stoke City seem to be getting on with business this pre-season.
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thecouriersport.bsky.social @thecouriersport.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
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How Dundee made Luke Graham a £2m record-breaker – and why Stoke City move is perfect deal for the Dee
The Dens academy product is on his way to the English Championship.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Hope not, not the right option
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
You keep buying players from us, it’s you that loves us 😂 #scfc till I die
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
It’s been said Southampton appealing their punishment is like suing the national lottery because you didn’t win. No it’s like suing the national lottery because you got caught trying to hack into the machines #efl
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
No, Stoke would have been better 😂
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Yeah, Stoke played better, but had worse players 😂😂😂 give Pulis Artetas budget and he’d have won the title
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𝔐𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𝔱𝔰 🧲 @magnets.eurosky.social · 20/05/2026
my updated take is that the reason the EFL are probably being brutal in their treatment of southampton is probably because they'll have the approach of "this isn't the first time they've done this, it's probably just the first time they've been caught"
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Some Rando in Mexico @somerandoinmexico.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
So what you're telling me is, a coach/manager in England—who is required to hold a UEFA Pro License in the EPL & EFL—doesn't have to know the league's handbook? #Southampton
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@Julianshea.bsky.social @julianshea.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Maybe try not cheating, then you won't have a punishment to appeal against. If the EFL reverse their decision on Southampton it will be an absolute nonsense and cause absolute chaos. So the moral of the story is... try not cheating.
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Marc Blackburn @marcyeboah.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Footage of the EFL tribunal.....
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Kate Lister @k8lister.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Till the day I die, I will never understand how anyone can look at these grasping, crypto funded, hate filled, facist, flag shaggers and think “I’m sure they have my best interests at heart.”
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
They dream of seasons like we are having 😂😂
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Could be worse, could be a vale fan 😂
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Surprised I had no reaction to this
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I don’t want to change the manager at Stoke, but I do want answers. Why are we so poor at set pieces ? Why did we sign Smit, who looks worse than Lowe or Tezgel ? Why didn’t we play Dixon or Agina at right back earlier ? Why are we so lightweight in midfield ? #scfc #stoke
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
If the bomb drops baby, I wanna be the last to know
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
With the price of beer in Stockholm, highly unlikely 😂
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
If only we where in Stockholm
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Josep Goded (Backup Account But Still Active) @josepgoded2.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
The moment Israel targeted British journalist Steve Sweeney in southern Lebanon.
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UK News 🇬🇧 @news-flows-uk.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Man City 115 charges update as expert claims '40-60 point deduction' if found guilty Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
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Man City 115 charges: Expert claims '40-60pt deduction' if club found guilty
Manchester City could face a 40 to 60-point deduction if found guilty of the 115 alleged financial breaches, according to football finance expert Kieran Maguire
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Fulham are more jellied eels than Caviar, their fanbase came from the west London housing estates that barely exist these days, who moved out in to the suburbs these days
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Anybody who thinks we should be changing the manager can get fucked #scfc
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Pie Thagoram @piethagoram.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
From The Talent Hunter on X A ‘big six’ Premier League club is currently monitoring 17 year-old #Notts County defender Alfie Rice.👀🔍 Alongside this club, Wrexham, Stoke City, Blackburn Rovers and Salford City are all showing interest in signing Rice, with Stoke said to be the current frontrunners
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Bob Vylan Lyric a day @bobvylanlyricaday.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Cross the Atlantic at your peril, Musk ya fascist fuck! 'No liberal lefty cunt Is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the way' #BobVylan #USA #Fascism
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I'm not a pacifist I'm smashing fists at every single racist prick I meet I'm not having it There's no kumbaya to be found 'round here, no groovy beat No liberal lefty cunt is gonna tell me punching Nazis ain't the wayIf you wanna hold hands and sing Go do it over there while the big boys play, okay
Intolerant Left meme Karl Popper the paradox of tolerance meme
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Neither have I, I’ve looked briefly but not posted in over a decade
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
The oatcake is a joke these days
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Good player, when he can be arsed, I presume he’s ran out of people in Prestbury to con he’s a professional footballer, and thought he’d try West London.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Initial outlay best be more than £500k ffs, I’ve seen £3.2m quoted elsewhere
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
At 18/19 he’ll go into their development squad, he’s grown massively and is converting to a CB.
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
What da fuck !
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Has this happened?
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
So are we signing both wingers then ? #scfc #stokecity
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The artist formally known as IlfordDave @ilforddave.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
Stop slagging off my team you utter 🔔🔚
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Fabrizio Romano (MIRROR) @fabrizioromano.yopro20.com · 02/02/2026
🚨🔴⚪️ EXCL: Stoke City agree deal to sign Ato Ampah from Chelsea on permanent move. #SCFC booked medical today as Ampah will join soon with Chelsea keeping heavy sell-on clause. Transfer fee can be up to £3m package.
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