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Ilandere

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Consumer of Izzy Hands. Delicious trauma. She/her. 18+ ✡ 🏳️‍🌈 Header by @queermagneto.bsky.social

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Frog🦄 Joe Meek fanboy & local daddy fucker 🏳️‍🌈🦇⚰️💕🌸🎀 @frooogscream.bsky.social · 23h
*barking* How is he allowed???
Selfie of Con O'Neill in between two friends (frog has rudely half cropped away)
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Chronic Illness Humor @chronicillness.bsky.social · 20h
meme featuring the classic Life Alert advertisement image set against a white background.

At the top, an elderly woman with short gray hair, wearing a bright green long-sleeved shirt and brown pants, lies flat on the floor, reaching forward with one arm.

Below the image, bold red text reads: "FACE DOWN ASS UP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP"

In the bottom right corner is the official Life Alert logo with a small yellow cross symbol next to it.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 9: Gags thought it'd be fun to try a gagging sequence with izzy, let's add some layers 😈 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy from the shoulders up, in a sequence of six drawings: just his head looking calm, purple cloth shoved all the way in his mouth, white cloth as a cleave gag on top of that, teal cloth covering under his nose to his chin, duct tape over that, muzzle gag over everything. Izzy's face gets progressively more flushed and in the last drawing, he has a dazed expression on his face.
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#inktobersmack #ofmd #inktober
Izzy gets his sandwich for the road
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aloc @aloc.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#ofmd #inktober #inktobercactus
Ed, Izzy and Stede are in front of the Inn. Ed is showing Izzy a blossoming cactus and Stede is hugging Izzy.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I have a good excuse for draw them, try new art supplies I missed them They both go for the omega (Ed) #ofmd #steddyhands #ourflagmeansdeath
Ink draw of Ed, Izzy and Stede from our flag means death
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H ✨ @rueforyou.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Looking up things to oh my autumn getaway and I think this might be where the kids would say IZZY HANDS.
An aerial view of a ruined coastal castle. There is a gun battery which - for better or worse - looks like a pair of boobs with nice central nipples.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 8: Free Use once again letting ed and stede bully izzy sexually #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands
Izzy naked and tied up with his legs pulled up and back, and his arms pulled over his head. His wrists are tied together and attached to a post behind him, and his ankles are tied to the post. There are ropes around his chest and thighs, and he's gagged. His eyes are closed and he's in tears. There is a vibrator in his cunt and a tunnel dildo in his ass, leaking come. Seven tally marks in teal are on his left leg and six tally marks in purple are on his right, implying Stede and Ed have been there.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 7: Oviposition yeah ok we're just subjecting izzy to [spins wheel] slime thing full of eggs, sure sure #ofmdnsfw
Izzy kneeling naked, back arched and head tipped back. His arms are pinned behind him, and he's mostly covered by a purple slime, dripping down over his mouth and jaw, around his chest and legs, and over his crotch. It is semi-transparent, and eggs are being shoved inside Izzy, with his stomach bulging.
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Arty | ☆Fatal Fault At The Start☆ @arty-sunflowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EdStede meet cute. (Izzy's the dog. Obviously.) (Actually, make this Steddyhands: Izzy's a werewolf and walkies are one of the few ways EdIzzy still get along most days. Stede meets him again as a human and remarks how he reminds him of a dog he met (said in the bitchiest tone imaginable ofc))
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ed and Izzy from my divorced dad rock universe [link below] - #ofmdart
Hyper saturated sketch of trans Ed sitting on chubby Izzy's face. Ed looks like he's losing it just a little
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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found some of my OFMD kinktober pictures and damn! Damn! I need to find the time again! These were fun
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahahahha 🥲🥲🥲 #izzyhands
Screenshot from an Instagram video by louie.and.the.snowshoes that says “help my tripod cat pick a Halloween costume” with a very cute snowshoe kitty missing its left front legThe same cat from later in the video in a pirate costume with a peg leg and the text “pirate who’s been through it”
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Misty Feathervi @mistyfeathervi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 4: Cactus. Izzy-cactus. And I’m not even sorry 😂 #inktober#inktober2026 #OFMD #izzyhands #izzy
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gay person: I’m gay autistic person: I’m autistic the one gay and autistic friend: I just think Izzy Hands is neat
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GreyGulfH @greygulfh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stizzy first makeout session ought to be wild we have a guy who is used to violent faux intimacy and a fella who has had perhaps three enthusiastic sensual encounters and they are both DesperateTM
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 4: Science Experimentation and who makes a better test subject than izzy 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy in a chair, with his legs spread and strapped in a bent position. His arms are pulled up and behind him and his mouth is gagged. There's a large syringe type container inside his cunt, pushing bright green liquid in, with a faint glow visible under the skin of his abdomen.Two images. First drawing is Izzy naked and spread eagle, with his arms and legs held by metal attachments that end at his elbows and knees. He's blindfolded and his face is flushed. There are long tubes in both his cunt and ass.
Second drawing is Izzy in a straitjacket, strapped to a table at his neck, chest, thighs, and ankles. His legs are together and a fucking machine with a dildo on the end is fucking him. He is blindfolded and gagged with a muzzle gag.
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stizzy are both neat and disciplined, but Stede is proud to say that his comes with ✨aesthetic✨ Stede: A touch of 🎀 beauty 🎀 in everything I do Izzy: Please just stab my eyes thanks
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrp, this fic is 4 years old but if you're looking for a little Izzy whump. It hits multiple days on the whumptober list in later chapters. EdIzzy to Stizzy to EdIzzy to Steddyhands, with deeply background GB, Izzy POV archiveofourown.org/works/432225...
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it may be the devil or it may be the lord - Chapter 1 - unpleasantdiversions - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 3: Monsterfucking release the kraken but its stede on izzy 🐙 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy naked and facedown, arms pinned behind his back and ass in the air. Kraken Stede is behind him, clawed hands on Izzy's ass, with light bloody scratches on Izzy. Teal tentacles are wrapped around Izzy's arms and legs, and fucking both his holes.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 2: Oral Fixation Stede putting his mouth to good use with Izzy 😜 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy in profile view, sitting naked. He's bound in a rope chest harness with his arms behind his back, collared with a rope attached to the wall behind him, and gagged with a ball gag. Stede is kneeling between his legs and is eating him out, with one hand resting on Izzy's knee.Side view of Izzy naked laying on his back, bound in a rope chest harness, with his arms behind his back, gagged with a ball gag. His eyes are closed and face flushed. Stede is on top of him, also naked, one hand braced against Izzy's stomach, biting his nipple.
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Misty Feathervi @mistyfeathervi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3: Miniature. Well, it was a sign from above to draw Izzy. He’s literally the size of a whiskey glass :D #inktober #inktober2026 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an edit of a text conversation. 
Calico Jack: I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.
Izzy Hands: I get up at 5AM
Calico Jack: AHH fuck
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stede and Izzy are two opposing flavours of autistic who find interacting with each other much more difficult than with everyone else, even alongside the fact that they both have Ed as a safe person. (I'm autistic and have experienced the same thing, so I can confirm.) #ofmd #autism
Cropped screenshot from Our Flag Means Death in which Izzy Hands is grabbing Stede Bonnet wearing Ed Teach's leather jacket, who looks at him in disgust.
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Our Flag Means Tarot @ourflagmeanstarot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Our Flag Means Tarot An Our Flag Means Death Tarot Project What is it? A tarot deck drawn by you! 78 cards, 78 artists. When does it start? 11.01.26 When does it end? 3.01.27 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansTarot
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 1: Immobilization As always, we're putting Izzy in Situations 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy hanging upside down, wrapped almost entirely in tape, with only his tits and the top of his head still out. There are bullet vibrators taped to his nipples and the outline of a wand vibrator is visible against Izzy's crotch. He's suspended by ropes tied around his ankles.
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyways consider stizzy kissing lessons. izzy is all business bc his captain deserves the best and stede is pouting when izzy stops kissing him to provide his critique
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Steddyhands September: kiss//accidental confession #steddyhands #SweetAndSteddyhands
Stede, Ed, and Izzy all standing very close together, with Stede and Izzy in the front, kissing, and Ed's head just visible behind them. Izzy has one hand on Stede's shoulder and Stede has one hand on Izzy's waist. Ed's left hand is hovering over Izzy's hip.
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fandoms come and go but izzy hands is forever.
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Saz @myhowtheyfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that Izzy Hands is celebrating Dolly Parton day by having massive tits.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Mujejeje
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk how this cross on my mind but here, I feel he would look like this #OFMD #izzyhands
Digital draw of Izzy from our flag means death wearing the Ed clothes
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Ilandere @ilandere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Mmmmmm izzy as a fat bear..........🥵🥵
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Izzy Hands if he was a fat bear
Screenshot of an Instagram post by tsu_namee with a photo of a bear fishing in a river and the text “151 Walker is about ten years older than Bucky. He's a short king, beautiful, and just big enough that he can smell the top of the hierarchy and crave it. Unfortunately, he's not quite tall enough to reach it. He's been stuck in middle management almost his whole adult life.
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Yshirna @yshirna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love when Izzy is written to be slightly to moderately superstitious, it just makes sense to me that he follows at least the ones most relevant to sailors
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stevensoncat | izzy defender @stevensoncat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MILIH (man i love izzy hands)
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
izzy your kink isn’t showing it’s moaning so loudly the entire caribbean can hear you
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happened to my friend Izzy Hands 😔
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steddyhands
Screenshot of three posts as follows:

knowanoah
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it's not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow
your own greener grasses.

moniquill
Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds.
Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

luminous-lily12
It's also greener where you bury a body
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His mind is taken over by the Pom virus, Izzy can’t even flip ppl off anymore v.v
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Ilandere @ilandere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has this been saved on my phone for literal years? Yes. Go play the game. 🥰
A potato quality photo of a textbox from the game. A drawing of a screaming pomizzy on the left. The text reads "(END BONNET)"
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Ilandere @ilandere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This game was so much fun!! Yall better play the heck outta it!
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So back in the day I made a Our Flag Means Death game called Puppy Pursuit, a game in which you are Izzy, Eds adorable, but very angry little Pomeranian. oemuff.itch.io/puppy-pursui...
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Puppy Pursuit A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game by Oemuff
A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are considering getting one of these, do it!!! Look how stinking cute they are!!!!
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social for turning my photo into this sweet piece of art! 🥰 ko-fi.com/rights/commi...
Chibi-style drawing by @imrights of Izzy wearing a black dress and holding "hands" with a purple krakenbaby, with a heart over the little kraklet's head.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is steddyhands
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look at these adorable boys! Thank you Rights 🤩 #sprizzy
A chibi Lucius Spriggs and Izzy Hands standing facing each other. Lucius has his arms folded and looks grumpy. Izzy is holding a cigarette and blowing smoke towards Lucius.
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