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Ilandere

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Consumer of Izzy Hands. Delicious trauma. She/her. 18+ ✡ 🏳️‍🌈 Header by @queermagneto.bsky.social

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Arty | ☆Fatal Fault At The Start☆ @arty-sunflowers.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
EdStede meet cute. (Izzy's the dog. Obviously.) (Actually, make this Steddyhands: Izzy's a werewolf and walkies are one of the few ways EdIzzy still get along most days. Stede meets him again as a human and remarks how he reminds him of a dog he met (said in the bitchiest tone imaginable ofc))
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ed and Izzy from my divorced dad rock universe [link below] - #ofmdart
Hyper saturated sketch of trans Ed sitting on chubby Izzy's face. Ed looks like he's losing it just a little
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Waldos Akimbo @waldosakimbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found some of my OFMD kinktober pictures and damn! Damn! I need to find the time again! These were fun
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahahahahha 🥲🥲🥲 #izzyhands
Screenshot from an Instagram video by louie.and.the.snowshoes that says “help my tripod cat pick a Halloween costume” with a very cute snowshoe kitty missing its left front legThe same cat from later in the video in a pirate costume with a peg leg and the text “pirate who’s been through it”
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Misty Feathervi @mistyfeathervi.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Day 4: Cactus. Izzy-cactus. And I’m not even sorry 😂 #inktober#inktober2026 #OFMD #izzyhands #izzy
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
gay person: I’m gay autistic person: I’m autistic the one gay and autistic friend: I just think Izzy Hands is neat
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GreyGulfH @greygulfh.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stizzy first makeout session ought to be wild we have a guy who is used to violent faux intimacy and a fella who has had perhaps three enthusiastic sensual encounters and they are both DesperateTM
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 4: Science Experimentation and who makes a better test subject than izzy 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy in a chair, with his legs spread and strapped in a bent position. His arms are pulled up and behind him and his mouth is gagged. There's a large syringe type container inside his cunt, pushing bright green liquid in, with a faint glow visible under the skin of his abdomen.Two images. First drawing is Izzy naked and spread eagle, with his arms and legs held by metal attachments that end at his elbows and knees. He's blindfolded and his face is flushed. There are long tubes in both his cunt and ass.
Second drawing is Izzy in a straitjacket, strapped to a table at his neck, chest, thighs, and ankles. His legs are together and a fucking machine with a dildo on the end is fucking him. He is blindfolded and gagged with a muzzle gag.
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Anisa (and Onil) @ayashitetsuko.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Stizzy are both neat and disciplined, but Stede is proud to say that his comes with ✨aesthetic✨ Stede: A touch of 🎀 beauty 🎀 in everything I do Izzy: Please just stab my eyes thanks
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UD @unplsntdvrsns.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
lrp, this fic is 4 years old but if you're looking for a little Izzy whump. It hits multiple days on the whumptober list in later chapters. EdIzzy to Stizzy to EdIzzy to Steddyhands, with deeply background GB, Izzy POV archiveofourown.org/works/432225...
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it may be the devil or it may be the lord - Chapter 1 - unpleasantdiversions - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 3: Monsterfucking release the kraken but its stede on izzy 🐙 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy naked and facedown, arms pinned behind his back and ass in the air. Kraken Stede is behind him, clawed hands on Izzy's ass, with light bloody scratches on Izzy. Teal tentacles are wrapped around Izzy's arms and legs, and fucking both his holes.
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 2: Oral Fixation Stede putting his mouth to good use with Izzy 😜 #stizzy #ofmdnsfw
Izzy in profile view, sitting naked. He's bound in a rope chest harness with his arms behind his back, collared with a rope attached to the wall behind him, and gagged with a ball gag. Stede is kneeling between his legs and is eating him out, with one hand resting on Izzy's knee.Side view of Izzy naked laying on his back, bound in a rope chest harness, with his arms behind his back, gagged with a ball gag. His eyes are closed and face flushed. Stede is on top of him, also naked, one hand braced against Izzy's stomach, biting his nipple.
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Misty Feathervi @mistyfeathervi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Day 3: Miniature. Well, it was a sign from above to draw Izzy. He’s literally the size of a whiskey glass :D #inktober #inktober2026 #OFMD #OurFlagMeansDeath
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
one last contribution to #EdsSensualSeptember
Pin up style drawing of chubby Ed in pearl lingerie on a pink background
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
an edit of a text conversation. 
Calico Jack: I want to wake up next to you for the rest of my life.
Izzy Hands: I get up at 5AM
Calico Jack: AHH fuck
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TheScarvedInsect @thescarvedinsect.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Stede and Izzy are two opposing flavours of autistic who find interacting with each other much more difficult than with everyone else, even alongside the fact that they both have Ed as a safe person. (I'm autistic and have experienced the same thing, so I can confirm.) #ofmd #autism
Cropped screenshot from Our Flag Means Death in which Izzy Hands is grabbing Stede Bonnet wearing Ed Teach's leather jacket, who looks at him in disgust.
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Our Flag Means Tarot @ourflagmeanstarot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Welcome to Our Flag Means Tarot An Our Flag Means Death Tarot Project What is it? A tarot deck drawn by you! 78 cards, 78 artists. When does it start? 11.01.26 When does it end? 3.01.27 #OFMD #OFMDfanart #OurFlagMeansTarot
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Pip Wren @lollibeepop.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
A joyous fat bear week to all 🐻
A painting of fat blobby bears
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
#OFMDKinktober Day 1: Immobilization As always, we're putting Izzy in Situations 😌 #ofmdnsfw
Izzy hanging upside down, wrapped almost entirely in tape, with only his tits and the top of his head still out. There are bullet vibrators taped to his nipples and the outline of a wand vibrator is visible against Izzy's crotch. He's suspended by ropes tied around his ankles.
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
anyways consider stizzy kissing lessons. izzy is all business bc his captain deserves the best and stede is pouting when izzy stops kissing him to provide his critique
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Steddyhands September: kiss//accidental confession #steddyhands #SweetAndSteddyhands
Stede, Ed, and Izzy all standing very close together, with Stede and Izzy in the front, kissing, and Ed's head just visible behind them. Izzy has one hand on Stede's shoulder and Stede has one hand on Izzy's waist. Ed's left hand is hovering over Izzy's hip.
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Sera! @seraphknights.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
fandoms come and go but izzy hands is forever.
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Saz @myhowtheyfly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy to report that Izzy Hands is celebrating Dolly Parton day by having massive tits.
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
Mujejeje
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Cuco the cat 🏴‍☠️🐈‍⬛ @mrpancot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Idk how this cross on my mind but here, I feel he would look like this #OFMD #izzyhands
Digital draw of Izzy from our flag means death wearing the Ed clothes
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Izzy Hands if he was a fat bear
Screenshot of an Instagram post by tsu_namee with a photo of a bear fishing in a river and the text “151 Walker is about ten years older than Bucky. He's a short king, beautiful, and just big enough that he can smell the top of the hierarchy and crave it. Unfortunately, he's not quite tall enough to reach it. He's been stuck in middle management almost his whole adult life.
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Yshirna @yshirna.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I love when Izzy is written to be slightly to moderately superstitious, it just makes sense to me that he follows at least the ones most relevant to sailors
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stevensoncat | izzy defender @stevensoncat.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
MILIH (man i love izzy hands)
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Our Flag Means Death Frames @ofmdframes.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
izzy your kink isn’t showing it’s moaning so loudly the entire caribbean can hear you
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MJ 🏴‍☠️ @venusinpisces.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happened to my friend Izzy Hands 😔
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Sylvia | Comms open! @asisherright.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Steddyhands
Screenshot of three posts as follows:

knowanoah
Stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it's not. It is greener where you water it. So take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow
your own greener grasses.

moniquill
Fuck grass, clover is a nitrogen fixing legume and dandelions are super useful. Be the weeds.
Grow on concrete in defiance of those who would thwart you.

luminous-lily12
It's also greener where you bury a body
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
His mind is taken over by the Pom virus, Izzy can’t even flip ppl off anymore v.v
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Ilandere @ilandere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Has this been saved on my phone for literal years? Yes. Go play the game. 🥰
A potato quality photo of a textbox from the game. A drawing of a screaming pomizzy on the left. The text reads "(END BONNET)"
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Oemelmuff - Dogperson and Gnomegusher - 18+ only! @oemuff.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So back in the day I made a Our Flag Means Death game called Puppy Pursuit, a game in which you are Izzy, Eds adorable, but very angry little Pomeranian. oemuff.itch.io/puppy-pursui...
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Puppy Pursuit A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game by Oemuff
A Our Flag Means Death Fan Game
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NDKiwi @ndkiwi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If you are considering getting one of these, do it!!! Look how stinking cute they are!!!!
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
IT'S CANON!!! incredibly thrilled with this commission from @imrights.bsky.social based on inspo from @adorkastock.com! 😍😂 #OFMD #OFMDfanart
Chibi drawing by imrights.bsky.social of Stede Bonnet, Edward "Blackbeard" Teach, and Izzy Hands from hit television show Our Flag Means Death. Based on the quoted reference photo from adorkastock.com. Ed—wearing platform heels, fishnet tights, and booty shorts—is dangling a life size (teensy) nude Izzy just out of Stede's reach and it's everything I've ever wanted.
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Space ✨🐙 @spacecadetglowao3.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you @imrights.bsky.social for turning my photo into this sweet piece of art! 🥰 ko-fi.com/rights/commi...
Chibi-style drawing by @imrights of Izzy wearing a black dress and holding "hands" with a purple krakenbaby, with a heart over the little kraklet's head.
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GayWatson 🌈🏴‍☠️🎨 @gaywatson.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this is steddyhands
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Lizzie Dark Dancer ✨(Sprizzle Cheerleader)✨ @darkdancer72.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh look at these adorable boys! Thank you Rights 🤩 #sprizzy
A chibi Lucius Spriggs and Izzy Hands standing facing each other. Lucius has his arms folded and looks grumpy. Izzy is holding a cigarette and blowing smoke towards Lucius.
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Fuck Yeah Izzy Hands (Con O'Neill gives the best hugs! ❤😊) @fuckyeahizzyhands.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I made a compilation of Conito in outtakes from Class (2016) 😍❤️ #ConONeill #Class
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Feña • daily Conito @moonysmith81.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Con's favourite place. and our international star!!!!!!!!!! baby 🥹💚
sleeping dog of Con O'Neill called Cooper
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Steddyhands Halloween blow ups
Three Halloween blowup in front of a white house. From left to right. A skeleton unicorn, a skeleton cat with wings, and a skeleton dog witha pumpkin basket
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Julian @pixelatedneon.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Stizzy glory hole
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sea salt 🔞 @cecillusive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
aaaand they're done. do we think stede and ed should keep him? 😈 #ofmdnsfw #steddyhands (that concludes this scenario for now, thanks for following along~)
Izzy lays naked on the floor, sprawled out and out of it. There are several wet splatters around his crotch, and a faint flush still on his face. There are sex toys and tools scattered around him on the floor, as well as his badge. Speech bubbles from Stede and Ed are at the bottom of the image.
Stede: Hmm, the job is done now. What should we do with him?
Ed: I dunno...maybe we should keep him? >:).
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grey @edskrakenera.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
been thinking abt mindbroken bitched ed again….
Izzy had been lost to a cloud of hormones and instinct ever since they found Edward. Shaking, whimpering, and locking his gaze on Izzy as soon as he saw any of them, the only word he'd said since they found him was "alpha." He said it desperately and pleadingly as he wrapped himself around Izzy. It was as though he latched onto Izzy with deep, invisible claws then. Each of Ed's whimpers in his sleep tore at Izzy's insides as he lay with Ed on his chest in his own cabin.

He couldn't keep himself from picturing it. That alone probably made him rotten, but it plagued his mind as he lay there. He knew, medically speaking, little about the process. He knew enough to know the general "how," though. And he couldn't help but picture it.

The images fanned the flames in his chest, raw instinct mixed with a loyalty, responsibility... affection he's always felt for his captain, just never to this extent. Never in such an impossible to ignore manner. When he found Ed, Izzy's body moved without his mind to tuck Ed into his arms. When he heard Ed call for "alpha," Izzy wouldn't have let anyone else answer him.

Ed whimpered again.

Izzy was hard as a rock in his pants. He had been for the majority of the time since they found Edward. He longed desperately to feel the brand new parts of Ed that he knew must've existed. He longed to replace the feeling of whomever violated that space before him.

Some part of Izzy that was still clinging to rationality spun on insisting that there must be some way to reverse this entire process. Maybe he ought to be giving Ed space from any alphas at all. He wasn't sure Ed would like that.

He hadn't even looked at another member of the crew in the day since he returned. Not even Stede. When anyone came too close, he became frantic and aggressive, shouting for "alpha," until Izzy separated him from anyone else.Izzy thought he might feel some sort of satisfaction about Edward wanting him, remembering him, but it was fucking odd. It was fucked that Ed couldn't even seem to see the world around him aside from Izzy. He didn't know what the fuck to do with that. Part of him wondered if Ed had lost his mind entirely. Maybe he wasn't seeing Izzy as Izzy at all. Maybe he thought Izzy was whatever sick fuck had done this to him. Maybe he'd regressed back to when he was a ship's boy and Izzy would offer him a cigarette in the night, when he came above deck looking pale and shaken. The idea of Ed back in the mind of a scared kid or still trapped as a mental captive of the men who did this to him... Neither thought was particularly appealing.

But, he was overwhelming fucking hard all the same. If Edward shifted wrong, he might just pop his fucking knot.

Edward whined again, the sound clearer and sharper. His eyes shot open, turning frantic immediately.

"Alpha," he gasped.

"Here," Izzy comforted, his own heart racing as Ed came to.

Ed rubbed his forehead against Izzy's chest, curling his long legs up tighter against Izzy's side. He made a quiet noise somewhere between contentment and fear. Izzy might've struggled to read such a small sound containing such complicated emotion last he saw Edward, but there was something instinctual about it now. There was some other aspect of distress to his scent that it took Izzy longer to pick up on. That is until Edward's stomach noticeably growled, and Izzy realized they were rather late for breakfast.

Ed had never been one to skip meals, luxuriating in the surplus of food allowed to the captain of such a successful vessel. But, Edward was not the same Edward.

"Hungry?" Izzy asked.
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Kis @blow-me-a-kis.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oluwande from Our Flag Means Death s1 ep 2 on the beach at sunset wearing a troubled expression
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moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ @mooshy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rip stede bonnet you would have loved putting on a youtube video titled "Creaky Wooden Pirate Ship Captain’s Quarters Rain And Crackling Fire Sounds In A Thunderstorm 12 Hours Deep Sleep And Relaxing No Ads" on your second monitor at your soul-sucking nepo baby corporate job just to feel something
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Rights🏴‍☠️🦇 @imrights.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m putting together a 2027 OFMD New Year’s merch bundle! 🎉
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WaywardAF 💚♠️🦄🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 @waywardaf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Steddyhands (horny)
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Lark 🔞🍉 @sensationseekng.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
some may say its unethical, but ed is fattening izzy up to his preferred size of sex toy. and he's making him *so* soft. - I stuck muted tags in the alt text, please lmk if it doesnt work for you
[ weight gain kink for term muting ]
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