Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanSarah @sarahjen.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not one more fucking jira ticket not one more 3222
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I know i don’t have much of a following on here, but I’m having a rough day. If anyone wanted to share a joke, or a good shitpost or meme i could really use it. 110
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanKatherine Alejandra Cross @quinnae.com · 27/09/2026You don't have an inalienable right to be an antisocial dipshit because you're doomscrolling all day and it makes you feel terrible. There are no qualifiers to this. You are not released from the obligation to try to be decent just because Elon Musk is lighting the world on fire. 9853200
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Did you know the Sweedish Chefs real name is Bord Smörgassoń? 001
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanChuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 07/09/2026ENJOY YOUR LABOR DAY BUCKAROOS 132448718
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It’s an unhealthy thing, people taking you seriously. Do not recommend. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy. So no real change then. 020
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 10/08/2026My life has been divided into two parts. Before i had a toilet with integrated bidet and seat warmer and now. Nothing will ever be the same. 030
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 29/07/2026First time mowing with the tractor in the field today. Definitely felt like the farmer from The Secret of Nimh watching the mice scurry. 111
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 24/07/2026@bsky.app please stop trying to interpret my filtered words. “Good essay” does not equate to “odyssey”. Some vibe coded shit right there. 010
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Chasing my dreams is terrifying, but i am really here. 031
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Honestly Tim Burton films are so underwhelming. 110
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/07/2026First full day living in Nova Scotia. Too much to summarize, but my heart is so full. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 02/07/2026Ahhh the Fourth of July. Where my care for the environment, pets, and the traumatized clashes headlong with my love of fire and loud noises. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Seven more days Nova Scotia - i can’t wait to see you again. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026I think every guy in this bar wore his collars popped in high school. 110
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Tbh I’m ready for one of these self-obsessed musicians filming themselves playing for animals to get slightly mauled by a tiger. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Anyone with experience in the #chicago non-profit space want to help a guy out? My wife and i are looking to make a pretty sizable (for us) donation to help with homelessness here and we could use some suggestions on a #non-profit to work with. 020
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanDave Karpf @davekarpf.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Wrote a bit about the data center backlash, and why it is Good, Actually. The Data Center Bankshot davekarpf.beehiiv.com/p/the-data-c...davekarpf.beehiiv.comThe Data Center BankshotThe 24519138
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 28/05/2026If anyone has set up a neutral network that can automatically detect and block Twitter screenshots please hook that shit up directly to my brain. 100
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 27/03/2026My son made up a new song on the toilet just now, “Hey hey what do ya say? I have diarrhea today!” 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Farmers. Both sides, all the way back to about this guy. I’m in fintech and (perhaps not surprisingly) in therapy. 000
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanMartian @jmk833.bsky.social · 26/02/2026 www.not-ship.com/america-isnt...not-ship.comAmerica isn't exceptional — it's the exceptionAmerica has self-importance in abundance. What it lacks is the data to back it up. 0132
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 24/01/2026It is very telling to me that of the four major news providers i checked (AP, NPR, CNN, BBC) not a single one of them referenced the word “strike” in any of their articles about the events in Minneapolis today. It could hardly be more clear what those in power are afraid of. Keep it up. 001
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Staying at a hotel with my six year old. He asked if he could go outside. We failed to understand he wanted to “go” outside. Now trying to explain to him why he is not supposed to piss in parking lots. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Joys of parenthood… “What’s this called?” ….. “I love Wu-Tang clan!” 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Made kare raisu for the first time today. Fucking ridiculously good comfort food. 000
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Same thing goes for standup comics 335274
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Kraft has a street team out in downtown Chicago today giving away free boxes of macaroni and cheese. I don’t do unsolicited street noodles, but some of the rest of you may. 000
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanAdam Bonica @adambonica.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Did you know gov shutdowns aren’t in the Constitution, any law, or Court ruling? They exist because of a 1980 OLC memo—a lawyer’s opinion that everyone just went along with. Before 1980, funding gaps didn’t cause shutdowns. What one memo created, another can undo. How the next D admin can undo it:open.substack.comWhy America’s Government Shutdowns Exist and How to End ThemOne Legal Memo Created The Shutdown Era. Another Can End It. 9328146
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Timeline rebouchement. Esoterica. Professional estrangement. Maple syrup. Yahoo Serious. Truffle butter. Infinite frictionless plane. Apple cider. Butts. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 02/11/20255’ flat 55 year old short king in ridiculous athletic wear, first in line at flight check-in. Keeps his mint lifesavers in a plastic bag in his carry-on with one, two, three patriot tattoos on his arms. Don’t forget the pierced ears. Fam we are cooked. 110
Reposted by Lowbrow CastlemanEnnui Doofen @ennuidoofen.bsky.social · 27/10/2025As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too 20849216
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 12/10/2025Focaccia is the most over rated bread in the world. Yea i said it. 110
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 02/10/2025A lot of folks bash on their coworkers, probably for good reason. But honestly (and no they don’t know my handle here) i get to work with some really fucking smart and decent human beings. I have to say it is pretty awesome. 000
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Off to Europe. Don’t burn down the place while im gone. 000
Reposted by Lowbrow Castlemanmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/09/2025someday you're going to post a joke without realizing it's your closer 51289
Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2025I read yesterday about a boy shot in cold blood for crossing an invisible line. His brother was shot in cold blood for trying to retrieve his corpse. His father was next for the same. To my shame i had no tears for them in my bitterness and cynicism. I have no crocodile tears for you. 100
