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Lowbrow Castleman

@ikapoz.bsky.social
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Recent Canadian immigrant. Lazy idealist. Anarchist peanut gallery.

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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 1h
Or possibly “Pre-Collapse”
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 1h
Its possible to have two passions, Bob.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 13h
My nomination
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Necessary Roughness: Win or Die Speech
Alt: Necessary Roughness: Win or I’ll Die
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 15h
Perhaps something in black?
A black wizard van that goes so hard words fail me.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 15h
Yeah i bought one.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 16h
You’re hate watching tight now aren’t you.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 18h
I would wear the ever loving shit out of that.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 18h
Up on Indiana at the half too. That’d be a hell of a turnaround for them.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 18h
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โทรลล์เฟซเต้น
Alt: Dancing troll meme.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 22h
This is pretty lame, but not exactly new territory for comics either. They were doing transformers and capcom crossovers with marvel loooong before disney got involved. I seem to remember some from when i was a kid like 30 years ago.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’m against public executions because i am against all capital punishment. That said, part of me wants executions to be public if they’re going to happen at all. I don’t think they would long survive the scrutiny in the US - confront the public with what they tacitly condone.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Tractor twins!
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Mentioning his religion three times in two sentences ain’t exactly a hall pass either.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Wasabi would be nice and colorful
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Oh i was talking about me, but fair enough
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Become”?
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I’d like to bring back live burial at a crossroads - give it a little extra spice.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
One of the unspoken tough parts about being a dad. I don’t want my son to grow up thinking it’s natural to turn into a joyless schlub, but dammit i just gotta be me.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Now THAT is real heart of American identity.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I was about to say… isn’t the English version of Isabella “Elizabeth”?
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Zorg Says My Favorite Meme
Alt: Zorg Says My Favorite Meme
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Never have been dude. We’ve just been worse at fooling ourselves about it lately.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I just want to see someone take down 3/4 a container of cloves in one sitting.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Turned into”? Idk man seems pretty on brand to me.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It’s just a matter of time until we have a major Kessler event.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We got the teal one too! Loving it.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Give it time. Uncle pussy is a slow burn.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think Adrian has a nutrient deficiency. He is way too enthusiastic about kiwi.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very likely. He’s in the movie.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen - the perfect post.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
We need to bury these people alive.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is the one i always wanted to try. “Oblivion on a couch in the den” is like my own personal nirvana.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It has a noticeable perk up effect to it, but definitely not what i would consider “fuss worthy”. The flavor is nicely different, more like a green tea.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Coca tea was, in my experience, pretty much indistinguishable from regular tea.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
To be fair, the extra’s proverbial pocket was probably burning worse.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No brown ones though.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Yea I’m thinking a lot of folks in the replies don’t understand what happens to a bear that gets attracted to human food.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
My last one, the only notes were “excellent bowel preparation”. Soooo, yay for me?
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I think we might be toilet twins! Do you have the integrated bidet and bum dryer with the remote? Also too, sorry about the cornhole bud.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The trees are really sneezing today.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I’ve always wondered what they do with these big ass pumpkins each year after these competitions.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Big Pullover not having the requisite pockets, alas.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
How a company thinks it’s going to survive cock blocking both the supply and demand side of the business they’ve made themselves the middleman of is totally beyond me.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I recently moved to a part of Canada where a lot of businesses do this, to the point i decided to actually rejoin Facebook so i could see listings (gross as it is) Crazy thing - they refused to give me a login, specifically calling out that i couldn’t appeal it
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh yea i forgot about that one.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The poverty version of hamburgers with sandwich bread on the other hand…
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everyone is in such a hurry to be an asshole. It was originally called duck tape (and often still is) because it has duck cloth backing. Not everything is a marketing conspiracy
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
In his mind? Because if he didn’t someone else will so why not him. In his heart? Money and power, same old boring song.
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Even if it’s the whole restaurant… is it infinite iterations at a normal scale? Is each single “room” of a subordinate infinite size?
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Lowbrow Castleman @ikapoz.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s the thing that kills me about American history. Over and over you see something that looks like a glimmer of hope for some real progress then there’s a tidal wave of ignorant regression for another decade or three.
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