Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 23/07/2025Worst recession indicator yet: cake where the crunchy layer only goes half way through 020
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Every Gen Z photodump must contain at least one blurry, visually confusing photo amongst the curated, to signify that they are sometimes chill or even drunk 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 14/07/2025Trump can’t release the Epstein list because he put it in his scrapbook, surrounded by hearts 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Poop cruise passengers: help!! We are trapt in our own waste!! Carnival Cruise PR guy: ughhh why’d you guys have to tell everyone??? 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 22/06/2025Dyeing my hair really did change my life* *now I’m broke 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Ladies, how do you know if your man’s cheating with ChatGPT?? 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Wearing the skims built-in hard nipple top without a bra so I got double nipples 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 17/06/2025The butterfly effect of this change would have been crazy… 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 11/06/2025*at a fancy bar* “I’ll take an order of Sydney Sweeney’s bath water” 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 07/06/2025The perfect gift for that special someone who’s having gallbladder surgery… 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 07/06/2025I don’t think the majority of SNL hosts are on Epstein’s list, but I do think the majority of ppl on Epstein’s list have hosted SNL 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 07/06/2025When someone asks “are you a hugger?” It’s like: if you’re really cool about it I can be okay with it but if you go in at all hesitant I will flinch like a hunted animal & that’s hard to explain 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Middle school me when the media tried to pit NSYNC & Backstreet Boys against each other 040
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 06/06/2025Excuse me, I am NOT “talking shit” I’m merely “talking dick” 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 05/06/2025Hey babe, would you still love me if I was RFK jet’s brain worm?? 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 02/06/2025I want to film my next stand up special here: 100
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Just saw an nyc political ad where a candidate promised to “get rid of the ugly scaffolding”—what kind of a student government ass campaign promise is that? We have ppl pushing ppl in front of trains here… 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 01/06/2025Me, trying to get in on sports small talk: so is everybody in a mood about their team? 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 30/05/2025It’s so sad that Paul Reubens had to spend so many yrs pretending that he wasn’t a stoner 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 28/05/2025“Save password for this site?” -can we see if I get it right first?? 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 27/05/2025yrs ago Jordan Peterson wrote an article saying we should at least consider “redistribution of sex” some dudes defended him by saying “well he may be a little sexist, but he has some really good ideas about getting your life together!! & the rly good ideas was just “make your bed every morning” 🤣 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 27/05/2025I want a whole show about this guy #theRehearsal 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 26/05/2025This movie was supposed to get ppl to join a cult, instead it just made them go “huh?” Listen here: linktr.ee/RazziePodcas... 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 25/05/2025it’s cool having acquaintances bc they think I’m doing well 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Part of being a millennial girl was forgetting to bring a period pad to school, going to the nurses’ office & being given a whole, wingless mini mattress to shove in your pants 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 21/05/2025I’m angry, so I’m just gonna say it: Hailey Bieber will never be on the cover of this magazine 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 20/05/2025Taking things one day at a time is too overwhelming, I’m focusing on 30 second incriminates 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 12/05/2025Why does no one remember the Village People movie musical?? Listen to our new podcast here: linktr.ee/RazziePodcas... 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Party in the bathroom!! This quant nyc rental is only $350 per hr! 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 11/05/2025Happy Rehearsal night to all who celebrate!! 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Everyone online is talking about the new pope like they’re gonna hang or something 010
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Ppl are allowed to not like you. They’re not allowed to not like me, but you are very fair game. 020
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Remember when the scariest teens used to skateboard? now that seems like one of the healthier teen past times 000
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 01/05/2025The “could 100 men fight 1 gorilla” thing is resonating bc men like to imagine they have 99 friends 021
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 01/05/2025Really wanted to do something bad just now but unfortunately/fortunately I have grown as a person 020
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 01/05/2025It’s crazy how fast time can go when you’re staring at your phone & not even having fun 020
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 29/04/2025The one thing you gotta give Kanye: he’s managed to continue having scandals after declaring his love for Hitler. Most ppl cannot continue to be shocking after that. 020
Laura Merli @passiveabrasive.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Most podcasters aren’t ready for this convo… 010
