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Ian Goldie (He/Him)

@ian-goldie.bsky.social
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Occasionally, I post and comment on NSFW 🔞 consider yourself warned 😆 I'm a gamer. The sims is one of my most cherished outlets. I am a staunch leftist and Satanist. Human rights are to be protected and tyrants opposed.

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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Good. Fuck Kim Davis. That woman has tried to interfere with our ability to get married for my entire adult life. Such a hateful individual.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
😎😎😎😎 GOOD THINGS CAN STILL HAPPEN 😎😎😎😎
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Brittney Brombacher @brittney.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
Looks like I’m pondering life but I was actually wondering what role this creepy-ass fountain would play in Resident Evil. Like, would it drain to reveal a ladder? Is there an emblem inside one of the statues? Could a mini Neptune be in the water? WILL IT RUN RED WITH BLOO
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ayaze @ayaze.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
oops RIP soldier
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
It's official, guys. I've started writing a book. I don't plan on publishing it or anything, and I have no idea if it's going to be good or not, but... wish me luck 😂
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a woman is sitting at a desk with her head down writing in a notebook
ALT: a woman is sitting at a desk with her head down writing in a notebook
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
IT'S JUST LIKE NORMANDY
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Brendan @b2the2nd.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
For no reason at all, here’s a pic of all the government shutdowns in my life. I *think* there might be a trend 🧐
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
If there's a hell, it isn't hot ENOUGH.
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Ben🇯🇲in @benris84.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
50% teeth Perfectly balanced
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
Woke up with a splitting migraine. Why the fuck are my weekends all like this? 😭
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Wut
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 19/09/2025
if i see you replying to and liking pictures of butts and boobies and peepees, i just wanna let you know im proud of u
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
This is literally the only sports movie I've even been remotely interested in. Ever. And it looks SO GOOD.
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
I think of the Omega-verse any time someone brings up alphas, betas, and sigmas 😆
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Despite everyone complaining about BlueSky having fewer users and less engagement than Twitter had, I'm almost back to my previous follower count already. I'm not even breaking my back to create content this time around. I appreciate you guys for taking an interest in what I have to say 🥲🫶💖
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
🎯
Trump sucks
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
I hope you all read this from me.
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Annie Stegg Gerard @anniestegg.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Earlier this month, I had the pleasure of starting this piece live in Atlanta during my painting demo at #DragonCon. It was such a fun experience to work in front of an audience and explore the initial layers of the painting in real time. Thank you to everyone who showed up!⁠ #oilpaintingdemo
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
I just had legitimately the most random idea ever. A karaoke version of "Complicated" by Avril Lavigne, but every repetitive run is twice as long. Leave people aching for resolution every step of the way. Seriously, the song already has a lot of them. They're just barely short enough to not itch.
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Adrian+Shane @adrianandshane.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
They erased the new Banksy mural in London. But the stain remains.
Side-by-side images of Banksy’s mural on the Royal Courts of Justice in London. On the left, the artwork appears faded and scrubbed, leaving only a ghostly outline of a judge raising a gavel over a protester holding a placard. On the right, the mural is fully visible in sharp black and white stencil, showing a judge in a traditional white wig and robes striking down at a protester who defends himself with a bloodied sign.
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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @h3xb7ack.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
I hope the powers that be understand that they just made this his most famous art piece.
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SAPRO @saproartist.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
QRP with something watery 🌊☔️
Illustration of a character standing on top of the waves of a turbulent ocean. In the spray of the waves are spirits of playful baby goats. The character is posed with arms across their chest pressing to a small piece of silk that flutters in the wind. The battered wings of a macaw, haphazardly sewn, are now fallling away form their shoulders. (Oc belonging to lillesngl)
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
This is disgusting behavior. This decade has made me want to immigrate so badly.
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
This morning has been strange already. Woke up in the middle of the night to the smell of burning rubber. Went back to sleep 😂 My survival instincts might be a bit sketchy, but oh well. I think I'm just kind-of at a loss of what to do now that I've finished a project I spent all last month on.
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valentine @dozygay.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
need to recreate 🍌
DK pounding King K Rool
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soup_ @estroclysm.neocities.org · 04/09/2025
dont give up, beat the shit outta this stupid world,
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Ben 🏳️‍🌈 @h3xb7ack.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
!!!Warning for all victims of domestic abuse or in a high control group with a hidden mobile device!!! (Post is public, please share) This Sunday (7th September 2025) @ 3PM the UK emergency alert service will be testing.
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Sophie Poulin @sophie-poulin.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
#dnd #rpg #ttrpg #dungeonsanddragons #gaming #dndmemes #mtg #bg3
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LAFAYETTE @lastudiolafayette.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I didn’t know it but now I need a baby donkey 😂💗
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
This one's honestly so quotable 😆
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teeter.obj 🔜 MIR; MagicCon ATL @teeterdance.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
i didn't get put in the pillory & i'm sad.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I get away with it all the time
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
I 100% had this happen at a past location. Every Sunday, we'd get the meanest customers coming in after church. It's wild.
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D. C. Fitzgerald @dcfitzgerald.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Lightning near the Deschutes River. The background is a chain of volcanoes in the Cascade Mountains. #nature #storm #lightning #photo
Lightning, storm clouds near the Deschutes River. The background is a chain of volcanoes in the Cascade Mountains.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Image of tarhiel falling to his doom. Dialogue box says "it gets worse before it gets worse".
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Bluesky @bsky.app · 29/08/2025
Quick Tip: Did you know you can hide posts by keywords? Under Settings → Moderation → Muted Words & Tags, set keywords you never want to see. Perfect for avoiding spoilers! 🙈
Screenshot of Moderation settings with an arrow pointing to “Muted words & tags”
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David Combest @decombest.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
Chicago keeping art alive:
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/08/2025
This is Thanos. He has figured out how to rest and babysit at the same time. Very impressive, very Montessori. 13/10 (TT: thanosthesaint)
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Helen Alexander @bawley.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
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Kev Kage @kevkage.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I know we need levity. But the nonstop assault of things that have to be mentally displaced in order to do it... It feels like an eternal, impossible segue between the worst things imaginable and moving right along, and I feel incapable of having an appropriate reaction to anything anymore.
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
I need one of these as a giant fantasy mount. STAT. Think of the storage.
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I was really feeling my pearl necklace with this outfit 😁🦪✨️
"Blue Akoya" pearls, pastel tie dye sweatpants, a sea green shirt, and white slides.
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
"What do you mean? It's my glizzy fridge!"
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Anyone got any good tips? 💖
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dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
if you’re going to be weird please be weird about an interesting hobby instead of becoming an online freak
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Wow, turtles are freaky!
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Ian Goldie (He/Him) @ian-goldie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is so chilling. Political art at its finest. 🔥
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